Simone Anderson #50 Simone’s bot buying won’t cut the mustard, all her brand deals are turning to custard

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Nothing ruins an outfit more than shoes/boots with worn toe caps. Not a good look Simone, or advert for the boots, and she was have at least ironed her pants.
 
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What in the S Club 7 2002 fashun hair styling is this?

All it’s missing are the multiple butterfly clips and the glitter blush on the high cheek.

 
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Christian is a dumbarse though because if he was in Palestine he would be thrown off the tallest building for being gay.
 
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Why is EVERY new recipe she steals creates going to be our “newest OBSESSION!!!!!!!”??
…Simmy some things are just..fine

Attending a “Meet Your Heroes” event today…I can GUARANTEE you,you’re absolutely no one’s hero!
 
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Christian is a dumbarse though because if he was in Palestine he would be thrown off the tallest building for being gay.
I see this repeatedly said and it isn’t actually accurate. It’s certainly not safe to live in places where being gay isn’t legal, but many LGBTQ people have said gay people have active groups and lives there.
Besides, that’s not a reason to not speak up in their defense when being attacked. Many outspoken gay activists have said their support of Palestinian freedom does not depend on their personal acceptance there. Mattxiv is great example, and he’s Jewish too.

Anyway, off my soapbox now coz this ain’t the place to discuss it. Just a pet peeve to see this line popping up on our NZ threads.
(Christian is definitely a twat though)

Nothing ruins an outfit more than shoes/boots with worn toe caps. Not a good look Simone, or advert for the boots, and she was have at least ironed her pants.
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It’s the little details that get catch her out every time in her attempt to play a rich girl! Haha rip shit and bust indeed
 
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The voiceovers are the same every time…

“Combining <insert ingredients for latest stolen recipe>…”
“Is guna be your new <insert meal type> obsession…”
“One you’re guna go back and make again and again…”
“Adding it to a bowl with…”
“Topping it with…”
“Best of all it’s got that protein hit…”

Can’t forget the very weird laughing while taking a mouthful shot - thankfully that doesn’t make it into every stolen recipe video

 
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Nothing ruins an outfit more than shoes/boots with worn toe caps. Not a good look Simone, or advert for the boots, and she was have at least ironed her pants.
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Nothing a little “Vamoose” (how do you say this one Simmy?? 🫠 and a quick run through the dishwasher won’t fix!
 
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The outfit, the f**king hair!!!! what is going on????
Her extensions are making a run for it.

Looks awfully shivery in that outfit. I am in Takapuna and am wearing several layers. Maybe she films these outfits and then throws them off and puts on more autumn/ wintery appropriate clothing?
 
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Toilet paper.

My Monday to Friday 9-5 might not be flash, but it's an honest living and it's not advertising fucking $9 shit paper!!

Surely she must wonder, is this what my life has become? Setting up and editing a bloody loo roll video with all the angles and moving camera.

How embarrassing.

I buy that brand too, not anymore!
 
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