Simone Anderson #44 Christmas card features poor Ryder’s bruises, Forsyths continue to be massive losers

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No!!! We don't scam charities, we don't pimp out our children for likes and $. We don't dance for the Tattle organ grinder. We are the organ grinder🤣

That wasn't her bed-hair, she probably messed it up for effect, and to what relatableView attachment 2543258
Oh she definitely scruffed it up for the photo, people would be scared shitless if they saw my morning bed hair 😂
 
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"These reverse burpees really got me today...you can watch me fail in my final set"

No thanks Sim, we all watch you fail every day, I don't need to watch til the end of your mind-numbingly boring workout reel that looks exactly the same every day to see yet another example.
 
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This morning trying to look relatable because she woke up with scruffy hair, oh Simmo you are just like us 😂
Maybe she’s trying to imply that her and Tent had a wild sexy morning. But in reality he probably just jerked his gherkin to some mediocre gay porn while she worked out like he does every morning.
 
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Hobsonville point development companies don’t even want Scott Point associated with them. That’s probably why the ONE ROAD in and out of SP has been a shitshow full of potholes, uneven road surfaces and lack of any markings for years. They didn’t even deserve footpaths. And here’s the best hit, after years and years of development at Scott point. They’ve only just recently decided to open access that directly links SP to Hobsonville Point in the form of a singular, fully developed road. So Scott Pointians now officially have two roads in and out (but the first one is still neglected and borderline rural unserviced road).


If anyone really wants to see the Forsyths level of consumerism, you should see their rubbish bins on collection day. The amount of times they’re overflowing. Rubbish blowing out of them too. How many times now have they been stickered and refused to be picked up because you took liberties with how full the bins are allowed to be.

Edit to add. That despite that little detail about their bins being spilled by my friend about her visits to their house, google street view image of their house is shared in select circles and laughed about behind their backs. Hope you sleep well, Moni, and that you don’t start to feel any anxiety creeping in.
Go into your labeled baskets and get a box cutter and break down the boxes!!! Fuuuuck.
 
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Maybe she’s trying to imply that her and Tent had a wild sexy morning. But in reality he probably just jerked his gherkin to some mediocre gay porn while she worked out like he does every morning.
TrAiNeD** 🫠
 
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Her “followers” (I mean Simone) really are dipshits…claims to not usually message. Literally messaged her last Thursday 🤦🏼‍♀️
Imagine owning your own exercise training wear company that sells sports bras, but choosing to promote another, far more successful company's sports bras that you bought, just so you could try to get their attention so they might flick a spon-con deal your way because Lorna Jane and Aim'n want nothing to do with you anymore.

It's just all so sad and desperate.
 
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So sad & desperate, now messaging about the AmaZing treatment for the chin 🤯

LOL anything posted here gets an immediate response on her stories 🐒🤭🧡 Even if they are fake replies 😂

Was Tent not at the Halloween event? He wasn't tagged in your friends list ?
 

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That tiny strip of “lawn” looks even more pathetic from this angle 😂
I was thinking the same thing - so dumb - they shoud have just put stones or bark there. The plentiful lemon tree looks like it's set in a vast garden in her photos - not wedged up against a fence with a house right next to it
 
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I was thinking the same thing - so dumb - they shoud have just put stones or bark there. The plentiful lemon tree looks like it's set in a vast garden in her photos - not wedged up against a fence with a house right next to it
I suspect by the end of the day you’ll be treated to photos but I’ll get there first. They have several lemon trees. Two that I’ve seen. In pots, in the tiny little gardens either side of their driveway. The one we are usually shown is on the right side, outside of this photo. What’s that, Moni? A gasp? Why yes, I have been invited to your house.
 
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Her “followers” (I mean Simone) really are dipshits…claims to not usually message. Literally messaged her last Thursday 🤦🏼‍♀️
Hahaha exactly my thoughts when I saw this!
So her sheep followers are liars too! 🐑🤥🤥🤥
 
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So sad & desperate, now messaging about the AmaZing treatment for the chin 🤯

LOL anything posted here gets an immediate response on her stories 🐒🤭🧡 Even if they are fake replies 😂

Was Tent not at the Halloween event? He wasn't tagged in your friends list ?
Every single question, "I've searched and searched but can't find it anywhere", wtf.
 
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I suspect by the end of the day you’ll be treated to photos but I’ll get there first. They have several lemon trees. Two that I’ve seen. In pots, in the tiny little gardens either side of their driveway. The one we are usually shown is on the right side, outside of this photo. What’s that, Moni? A gasp? Why yes, I have been invited to your house.
Are you Wendy?
 
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Are you Wendy?
Haha imagine that. But no, I am not. I would be very interested to know how old Wenz feels about riding the fame of Simone and Trent, benefiting from their lies and deception for years though. Regardless, she is the best thing in the boys lives but sadly there is a whole pool of people who drink Simone’s piss water and believe everything that comes out of her mouth. She likes to build such a story about herself that’s for sure. I’m not sure if it’s because she’s dug herself so deep she just had to keep lying, or because she’s psychotic and gets off on it. Trenti isn’t the ignorant husband either. There’s a reason pictures of him in that godawful suit have given him the nickname Harry Wormwood behind his back. He gives me the ick and is as slimy as she is. He’s LOVED benefiting from being Simone’s partner.
 
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Haha imagine that. But no, I am not. I would be very interested to know how old Wenz feels about riding the fame of Simone and Trent, benefiting from their lies and deception for years though. Regardless, she is the best thing in the boys lives but sadly there is a whole pool of people who drink Simone’s piss water and believe everything that comes out of her mouth. She likes to build such a story about herself that’s for sure. I’m not sure if it’s because she’s dug herself so deep she just had to keep lying, or because she’s psychotic and gets off on it. Trenti isn’t the ignorant husband either. There’s a reason pictures of him in that godawful suit have given him the nickname Harry Wormwood behind his back. He gives me the ick and is as slimy as she is. He’s LOVED benefiting from being Simone’s partner.
Well he does sell photocopiers
 

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