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notmadjustdisappointed
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"If Asher requests them"
wtf he can't even talk yet."Oh Devine mother of mine, may I please have some lollies and cake for breakfast. And make it snappy! A boy is starving here. And no I don't want your shitty Thermomix slop you *try* and pass off as food." - Asher, son of beige ape, 2.
snarkersusie
VIP Member
Oh look at you addressing Tattle Simone 
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snarkersusie
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why wear that when you had this in your wardrobe Simone?I know TC me Scuntmoan but how the fuck is this shite island themed? A marquee disguised as a dress does not make an island theme, as for the hatand don’t get me started on the hooves
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Most honest thing you’ve ever posted
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Who wore it better?
spotthehashtagad
Active member
I just love that when this thread goes a bit slow, she’s guaranteed to post something so dim, ridiculous and misinformed it’s sets the pages turning at rapid speed again. 
you do it to yourself….
you do it to yourself…. 
butterysoft
Active member
Haha!found it. I remember seeing this 4 yrs ago and cracking up. There’s even spelling errors in signage she was in. 
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Bigbrothersalwayswatching
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Gos
Gosh I hope she doesn't mix up the masher and the toilet brushes, then the potatoes would be even more shittyIs she for fucking real? $150AUD...............EACH..............for something that cleans shit?
Stainless-steel Finish Advanced Toilet Brush | Joseph Joseph
This toilet brush features a flexible, triple action head that cleans in three directions at once, comes with a polished stainless-steel finish storage holder.josephjoseph.com.au
trish_allstar
Well-known member
As a food nutritionist, parent and an early childhood teacher this is an absolute load of shit. Simon, by fixating on your own issues you are actually going to make the "problem" here worse!. Everything's in moderation and saying no to an ice block at 7 in the morning is ok. It's actually good parenting, it's instilling boundaries. What happens outside of the home...does nana give ice blocks at 7am, does daycare give you cookies anytime you like? Come on, wake up and stop giving out bad parenting advice.
unfluencer90
Chatty Member
You ain't no Kylie Jenner hon
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heyteaaaaam
Active member
What kind of fucking psychopath is cleaning the weed eater and lawnmower after they use them? Just put them back in the shed you weirdo
simonolata
Member
The spelling mistakes in this are next level. I have secondhand embarrassment. I’ll let you sort them Dim-Sim.
Starstruck500
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Giving your kid an ice block at 7am, regardless if it’s a regular ice block or a medicinal ice block, is just weak parenting! You know you can say no to a toddler right?!
unfluencer90
Chatty Member
Why does she even share these lame screenshots all the time. Must make her feel good 
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Where are all the gushy messages from Tent telling her how divine that dinner was and how he's so looking forward to Butt Plug Thursday tomorrow.
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Where are all the gushy messages from Tent telling her how divine that dinner was and how he's so looking forward to Butt Plug Thursday tomorrow.
hobsonville_housewife
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Just to clear up any confusion for Elle/Simone, I’m not Laura who said “probably Simone’s partner again.”Wowis that you Simmy?
I didn’t even see the post, but I have lots of besties who send me tea when they see it.
I didn’t realise Elle lived near Simone until someone pointed it out to me.
trentstillworksfromhome
Chatty Member
Don't read Tattle eh Maria?
InInfluencersweTrUsT
Chatty Member
Megan untagged Simmy 
#notbesties
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InInfluencersweTrUsT
Chatty Member
Maybe that is the reason for the meeting after her reading on here that she isn't on the website
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Guess who paid for her own Amin shoes....not gifted or #ad...
Guess who wanted us to all believe Amin was up her ass again....
Guess who has receipts to back this up???
Wonder how many other things she has brought but has tried to pass off as colab...
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unfluencer90
Chatty Member
Something wrong with the indents on your bag Scammy
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WatermelonSugar22
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What a weird coincidence that all of the people who message her suddenly stopped saying “hi lovely” at the same time, right after we pointed it out!? **sUcH a mYsTeRy**God forbid it gets mixed up with other labelled containers in their labelled match box of a house, beautiful xx
Ps: Hi lovely! (No more???)
The container within a container is killing me, especially when you realise a fridge is just a large container too, as is her box of a house!
It’s container-ception!
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Nope, she’s just too dumb to do her job properly and thinks pretending her life isn’t gifted will make her look like she spends money, thus making her look richer. Hint to you Simone: it doesn’t work. Rich people just purchase stuff without being an utter fannypack about it. And they don’t buy from all these dropshipped shitty internet boutiques either.