I’m here! Sorry I’ve been really busy with long lunches and date nights and palming my children off to others whenever I can XxWhere is our second favourite @hobsonville_housewife lately? Haven't see her post for a few weeks. I miss her wit and clever observations. Hope everything is ok with you Hobby Housewifey...(sorry I couldn't find a beige heart).
Simone Anderson #37 Trent water-blasted the car at dawn, their trip to Fiji looked a friggin yawn
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Well Simone's been on Tattle more than you... have you caught up with @theotherman light night drunken fake news?
Love this! This is how all influencers should be (and she’s a good follow - shows realistic parenting)
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You forgot the hot n heavy date nights with Tent
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Watch how quickly Simmy will jump on board and declare this as well
If I was Simone’s mum (or babysitter) the first thing I would be doing is either turning that camera off or facing it in the opposite direction. It’s creepy that she can just turn it on and essentially check up on her mum. I bet she had to just double check that the kids were being put to bed right at 7pm and not a minute later.
May I ask who you think the first favourite is since you said Hobsonville Housewife is second favourite? Is it Simone? She is not my favouriteWhere is our second favourite @hobsonville_housewife lately? Haven't see her post for a few weeks. I miss her wit and clever observations. Hope everything is ok with you Hobby Housewifey...
Poor Penelope and her Twotti (reads twatty) party. Maybe two-ti would have worked better?
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A thousand apologies, as punishment I will take the bedroom curtain tie back whips out of the frame and chastise myself.May I ask who you think the first favourite is since you said Hobsonville Housewife is second favourite? Is it Simone? She is not my favourite
Two weeks until Asher’s birthday and no mention of prepping and planning?!
She's probably forgotten, thank you for reminding her. She might have had the date wrong in her planner.
Give it a day or two and a suggestions box will pop up for cake recommendations. Then she will get sent one but it most definitely won't be an #AD.... "I pursuaded myself" (complete with spelling mistake in true Simmy style)
This is admirable behaviour
At least it’s got colour. Will be interesting to see what beige mess Asher’s 2nd birthday will be.Poor Penelope and her Twotti (reads twatty) party. Maybe two-ti would have worked better?
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Probably forgot his date of birth
I wonder if it will be a $600 cake like last timeGive it a day or two and a suggestions box will pop up for cake recommendations. Then she will get sent one but it most definitely won't be an #AD.... "I pursuaded myself" (complete with spelling mistake in true Simmy style)
Asher’s 2nd Birthday
Cake: Just Jess Boujee Bakery
Flavour: Dog Hair
Party Favours: Girls Get Off Vibrators and packets of back stock lemon juice.
Dress Code: ill fitting
Entertainment: The best of unseen moments from her hidden cameras
VIPS: Happymumhappychild, Erin, her brow lady, Trent’s lover theotherman, her dog sitting friend/massage therapist
Location: Trent’s Office at Storage King Auckland
Cake: Just Jess Boujee Bakery
Flavour: Dog Hair
Party Favours: Girls Get Off Vibrators and packets of back stock lemon juice.
Dress Code: ill fitting
Entertainment: The best of unseen moments from her hidden cameras
VIPS: Happymumhappychild, Erin, her brow lady, Trent’s lover theotherman, her dog sitting friend/massage therapist
Location: Trent’s Office at Storage King Auckland
The whole party was an ad, if I remember correctly, but she only added ‘ad’ after the party was well finished.I wonder if it will be a $600 cake like last time
Threads really dipped for Simone
Hahahaha, I read it as Twot aka vagina.Poor Penelope and her Twotti (reads twatty) party. Maybe two-ti would have worked better?
thought it must of been some sex toy party . Poor Penelope.
That’s what her true engagement stats look like when she can’t buy bots.
She's so cheap or actually hard up for disposable income. What's wrong with having a party at home and self catering
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