I wonder if she will come home and take photos of the birthday cards and then throw them away ! I wonder how her guests felt knowing this !
Simone Anderson #37 Trent water-blasted the car at dawn, their trip to Fiji looked a friggin yawn
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Asher Roo is about to be two. Will the party be the colour of poo?
Asher Roo is about to be two. Will the party be the colour of poo?
Yeeeep she 100% got her thread on that site locked!
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…..ummm guys she said “it hugs the body in all the right places!” ….stupid TCs were you not listening?!
Have been wondering this myself! 🥹Where is our second favourite @hobsonville_housewife lately? Haven't see her post for a few weeks. I miss her wit and clever observations. Hope everything is ok with you Hobby Housewifey...(sorry I couldn't find a beige heart).
110 % believe she smeared the icing evenly on his face then posed him to take the picture. 
What will his birthday be like, he will be a performing circus act, choreographed for the gram, hopefully he will never remember. But the world will always have pictures. Remember that Scammy every picture is for ever
What will his birthday be like, he will be a performing circus act, choreographed for the gram, hopefully he will never remember. But the world will always have pictures. Remember that Scammy every picture is for everAttachments
The poor kid from the first party. “Oh we’re not stopping for long, I’ve got to get my pics in for the next party to get my engagement up. Are you serving cake soon? No? Ok I’ll snap Asher with icing at the next party, enjoy the freebies!l
Poor Simmo she’s only got a good 10years of “cute” content of her kids before the become pimply preteens.
Poor Simmo she’s only got a good 10years of “cute” content of her kids before the become pimply preteens.
Only simmo would dress their kid in white for a bday party110 % believe she smeared the icing evenly on his face then posed him to take the picture.
I almost choked on my wine hahahaha
Why does her mum still have her shoes on inside and at bedtime! Means they've been on all evening
**tombstoneI wonder if it will be a $600 cake like last time
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So far she has announced her pregnancy to family and friends at events...poor Asher last year was upstaged by the circus tent and baby bear....wonder what she will announcing at his birthday this year???At least it’s got colour. Will be interesting to see what beige mess Asher’s 2nd birthday will be.
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Probably forgot his date of birth
Thread idea. Nice and simple.
If it ain't free, it ain't for me.
A party for Roo, will there be an #Ad or too!
If it ain't free, it ain't for me.
A party for Roo, will there be an #Ad or too!
Any Sherlock Holmes along at us to see if all this is a crock of shite spilled by Simmie
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Farken hate you ya smelly fish flapper
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Farken hate you ya smelly fish flapper
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Didn’t the Hons Brianna and Hannah Laity have a tutti fruiti party for their precious Princess’s, so unoriginalPoor Penelope and her Twotti (reads twatty) party. Maybe two-ti would have worked better?
Is that person in the background wearing an Oodie? Is Simone fraternising with commoners??110 % believe she smeared the icing evenly on his face then posed him to take the picture.
They must be WAY DOWN the bestie # list.
My thoughts too, when I saw that!
After all that colour today, Simo's gonna need a couple of Panadol and a lie-down!
These pics should be at the start of every thread for newbies
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Haha Erin’s response
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Such a shame because I actually think it’s such a lovely outfit, she just does not wear it well
I can just imagine her laughing hysterically at him having icing all over his face. Honestly I am laughing thinking about her hanging out with other parents at a party.110 % believe she smeared the icing evenly on his face then posed him to take the picture.
I mean to be fair she’s probably still relying on that necklace for the (wrong) dateAt least it’s got colour. Will be interesting to see what beige mess Asher’s 2nd birthday will be.
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Probably forgot his date of birth
Your cycle one of scabbys “babies “ is doing away with there pad and tampon line ! Has she ever said anything about this ? Is she all of a sudden be gushing ( 
) about how great there cups and underwear are , even though she’s never mentioned using those products ! ( I feel a post or story about what period products do you use is going to be in our future , because surly she doesn’t want to pay for them )
) about how great there cups and underwear are , even though she’s never mentioned using those products ! ( I feel a post or story about what period products do you use is going to be in our future , because surly she doesn’t want to pay for them )- Status