Asher’s first birthday is going to be so beige and boring. Poor kid.
Simone Anderson #2 can't dance away the Women's Refuge shame, too many dodgy #ads to name
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You’re not wrong there the most un colourful present ever
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Did she seriously not even buy her own kids First Birthday present? I mean it doesn't surprise me but is she serious?!
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They didn't even pay for their own child's first birthday present.
Has Asher always had 2 bedrooms? Has she ever shown us this?
I know we all figured out that the freedom shelves weren’t in the nursery but I don’t remember ever seeing the other half of the room, that is full on set up for when he’s booted from the nursery lol
I know we all figured out that the freedom shelves weren’t in the nursery but I don’t remember ever seeing the other half of the room, that is full on set up for when he’s booted from the nursery lol
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I don’t think anyone is meaning to come across horrible stating he looks tired/sick. It’s like saying he always looks cold & if you look at his hands & feet in the pics she posts you will see how red/purple they are- esp when compared next to the other little kid in todays snap story.
Oooo yeah, big boy bed all set up and ready to go.
Still waiting for the pregnancy announcement at Asher's first birthday. Just like announcing you've gotten engaged at someone else's wedding.
What are those weird silky pants? Soooo handy for cold winter days and hanging out with a baby.Simmo dresses like a 1980’s beige witch
Omg how did I not think of it that is so what they are going to do! And it will be a girl and will be even more over the top with her than they are with Asher.
I can see it now “The greatest gift we could give Asher is the gift of becoming a big brother. Thank you for choosing us as your parents. Never knew we could feel a love like this. Something something joy. Something about Trent”
He would probably be able to walk better if his leg was in his onesie properly, bloody hell that bedroom set up is next level he’s not even one yet 
oops he fell out of the bed “I did tell you not to do that didn’t I Asher”
oops he fell out of the bed “I did tell you not to do that didn’t I Asher”
I was wondering the same thing...is this a playroom or something? I think I do remember she's moved Asher's bigger clothes to another wardrobe...must be in here. Is it a 4 bed townhouse?
Im not surprised either, how disgusting and selfish of her to make her sons first birthday party a big public/online show and have ADs left right and centre.
None of Asher’s firsts or moments are special like she says they are. May as well just have a live cam at this point.And his first birthday gift is gifted! What a surprise
I mean her engagement was an Ad and then it all trickled down from there, so not surprising every other major event is an ad.Im not surprised either, how disgusting and selfish of her to make her sons first birthday party a big public/online show and have ADs left right and centre.
I do wonder how she will handle it when Asher is older though. We’ve all done searches online for ourselves, our parents, families etc. He will eventually find these threads and others on different sites. He will no doubt find the Makaia statement. Will she address it or just tell him to block it from memory?
My money is on her buying him someone "special" i.e a piece of artwork, that she will say they are building his collection, but really she's just buying something for herself.
Let's be clear 1 year olds birthdays are about the parents (the kid would he hapoy with a box of tissues to pull out I'm sure) but she's gonna say she's doing it all for him when it's really just for her and her grid
Let's be clear 1 year olds birthdays are about the parents (the kid would he hapoy with a box of tissues to pull out I'm sure) but she's gonna say she's doing it all for him when it's really just for her and her grid
I reckon the entire day could be photographed and published in sepia tones and no one would even notice the difference
Or maybe not seen the room cause she is waiting on sign off for the ad for the bed and rest of the furniture in the room
He probably won't be allowed access to the internet.
Holy tit yes that is spot on.
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Has anyone enquired with the ASA about paid partnership? I would be interested to know as it is not clear in Sumos posts now what is an AD and what isn’t because everything is paid partnership.
He will 100% have some gifted artwork, that she has lined up a sponsorship deal for. Asher Roo has cold looking hands today
🫣 I can’t understand why can’t they put some base layers on this kid, it’s the middle of winter ffs! 1 layer isn’t even enough for adults Simmo! Sigh, come on we know you read here! PS. thanks for putting some socks on Asher today, I’m sure his little feeties were much happier while they were on- Status