And it wasn't even decorated or anything.
I'm really surprised she revealed the price of the cake. I haven't seen her admit to prices of anything before. Wonder if she's doing it so we'll rip the tit out of her.
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I'm really surprised she revealed the price of the cake. I haven't seen her admit to prices of anything before. Wonder if she's doing it so we'll rip the tit out of her.
Remember she said her wedding was all paid for because she didn’t want to have to post and “work” on her wedding day? Maybe the same with the first birthday party? Doubt it though.
The balloons are biodegradable apparently, although still an unnecessary amount.
Never mind all the fast fashion she gets sent and advertises, more like it!!
The fact the she did none of the prep for this birthday just makes her look like the laziest mother. Who spends time getting their hair done for a 1st birthday party instead of making a cake yourself for your child and actually making proper fun memories to document and reminisce about “oh look! This is Asher’s first birthday were i attempted to make a cake that looked like a kangaroo and it ended up looking like a rabid Tasmanian devil… #sorelatable”
Keeping tit real, being frazzled about blowing balloons in time, setting things up in time, rushing about buying all the food and decor, mucking up the baking or decorating would really make her seem like a more genuine person.
right now she really wants to be this third world version of a stepford wife, and it’s pathetic.
Keeping tit real, being frazzled about blowing balloons in time, setting things up in time, rushing about buying all the food and decor, mucking up the baking or decorating would really make her seem like a more genuine person.
right now she really wants to be this third world version of a stepford wife, and it’s pathetic.
I remember when she bought her LV neo in Melbourne and made a big fuss of it (As you would). You’ll notice it’s the only one that has aged like a true LV. The rest, absolutely not. She would have got them from Alixpress when she got those ghastly milk containers. #savetheplanet and all that
Still a waste as they didn't even get played with.
I was reading a UK influenzers thread who just had their kids first birthday and they’re all talking about how beige and over the top it is, and that it’s all about the mother 
definitely a trend here..
definitely a trend here..
When you’re blocked can you still see her page but not her stories ?
Yip, you can’t see her stories. She blocked me from seeing her stories a few years back but then one-day I was unblocked from seeing them…..
There’s a link in this thread to where you can view her stories if you’re blocked
A bit rich when she lied about donating thousands of dollars she “pledged”. She is like NZs own Amber Heard
Biodegradable balloons are not really biodegradable. They still pose a risk to wildlife for a long time and cannot be recycled either apparently.
www.cleanup.org.au
Balloons
Balloons are now considered a major threat to the environment, especially marine life (including seabirds and turtles) who ingest balloon debris believing it to be a food source or who can become entangled in balloon attachments.
www.cleanup.org.au
I’ve been thinking (not hard or long) but, this chick does the absolute least to protect her child.
He is plastered all over her Instagram, and has been from day one - he is content, he sells products & is a measly attempt at being ‘relatable’. He is in the bath naked, he is sick/tired/underdressed on social media & for what…. Simone, mother to mother - get him off & stick to plugging cheap, nasty activewear & businesses who don’t give AF about ethics or morals.
If you actually gave AF about your kid, you’d get off socials now - instead you are giving the crazies absolutely everything they need. Protect your son & FFS put him in a bodysuit.
He is plastered all over her Instagram, and has been from day one - he is content, he sells products & is a measly attempt at being ‘relatable’. He is in the bath naked, he is sick/tired/underdressed on social media & for what…. Simone, mother to mother - get him off & stick to plugging cheap, nasty activewear & businesses who don’t give AF about ethics or morals.
If you actually gave AF about your kid, you’d get off socials now - instead you are giving the crazies absolutely everything they need. Protect your son & FFS put him in a bodysuit.
I guess it’s best to start off asking a question with “Simone you’re the best mother in the world & I love you” to avoid being blockedYip, you can’t see her stories. She blocked me from seeing her stories a few years back but then one-day I was unblocked from seeing them…..
There’s a link in this thread to where you can view her stories if you’re blocked
You could literally be some dirty creepy pedow on the other-side of the world with no followers and comment on a photo of hers and she will love you long time…..she’s bleeping got no idea where her photos of Asher end up 
Prepare to be blocked nowI asked as well but I asked in a sweet sounding way (catch more flies with honey…) and she said it’s because Roo is brownshe replied privately rather than post my question which I always find sus.
Lost aka blocked 88 people today…..88 questions wanting the truth but they got blocked by the beige ape
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I can’t post the link as Tattle doesn’t let me but find this video on TikTok, it’s good example of the absolute creeps that are out there! Username is hashtagfacts and it’s the first pinned video
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I'm horrified that earth savvy is supporting her - Simmo would consume and waste more in a day than they do in a year!
Also wtf did they buy the inflatable thing for. There's no space to use it at their house.
Also wtf did they buy the inflatable thing for. There's no space to use it at their house.
Imagine if she had to put kids toys in her home though!!
Although she could have sold all the kids birthday presents and “gifted” the money to starship
Surprised she didn’t run a birthday gift registry … all beige of course
BUT she can store it in her storage shed in a plastic container with a label duhhhhh
To go in the storage unit of course!
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