chipolatesandwich
Chatty Member
I seriously thought that was a cheap $44 Rip Curl (or such) brand hat. It looks like something circa-2002 surfer dudes wore with their frosted tips and shell necklaces.
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Butt3rfly
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We’re doing OK, thank you. Just taking each day as it comes.Hope you're doing OK @Butt3rfly
ActsOfKindnessIsMyLoveLan
Chatty Member
I personally don't understand why an ex obese person who grew her online presence through wls / health eating and lifestyle will sit there and promo absolute fucking junk food
absolutelyfrothing
Member
Imagine being a neighbour and seeing her tripod set up and thinking, oh she must be filming something cool. Quick vac before she gets started, maybe it’s a music video! How cool! Oh… no the vacuuming was the video.
That's not a scullery! That's a cupboard. Given, it's a cupboard that can fit a Simone so it's quite roomy but that ain't a scullery Simone. I've got one, I should know. It's filled with food we purchased, a sink we purchased, tiles we purchased and that my husband installed. Even a fridge we purchased! She lives in Hobsonville Point in a townhouse but acts like it's Westmere.
Also, how fucking boring
Also, how fucking boring
clingingtoreality
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I’m glad my friends don’t expect me to show up in a $750 dress. Simone, you have a wardrobe full of dresses you could have worn, yet to keep up this facade of how wealthy you are, you’re renting dresses to seem richer than you are.
Give it up. Living a lie must be exhausting.
windowsandwalls
Chatty Member
Guys!! We don’t have to worry about her ankle this morning. Thankfully she’s okay 
and she’s back at F45, no issues 🫶
and she’s back at F45, no issues 🫶ChuppaChomps
Active member
Gosh, when did baby showers move from guessing what brand/flavour of chocolate is smooshed in a nappy, to a catered party that would cost as much as a small wedding? I’m glad I don’t have as many besties as Simone or I’d be completely broke!
Starstruck500
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Claiming she has two investment properties despite the likes of LINZ and other official information sources disputing that
stating her husband earns over $300k per annum as a salaried employee at Canon
stating her husband earns over $300k per annum as a salaried employee at Canon
chipolatesandwich
Chatty Member
And she’s too much of a thick cunt to have waited until the recommended 6 months. Asher couldn’t even sit up when she started feeding him solids. But better to make out he is super advanced than actually doing the right thing by her kid.
hobsonville_housewife
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So just one month of close friends money then! Glad exploiting your son has worked out for you hon.
snarkersusie
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Hi Beautiful!Maybe you should ask her if any of those cleaning products she advertises will get out oil stains, or the name of the garage carpet people. I'm sure she'd just love answering your question
Just want to say that you are such an amazing Mum! I realllly dig your minimalist garage, it’s devine. Mine has a pesky oil stain on the carpet (I know right!!) sooo should I just sell the house? Or could you rent me out one of your investment properties? Or should I cut out that portion of carpet and put it in the dishwasher?
I know I could just google this, but thought it would be quicker to message you instead.
ActsOfKindnessIsMyLoveLan
Chatty Member
I'm a bit lost at how there are multiple containers are labeled powertools. How does she know what's in each one. It's a very disorganized system
lovemesomegossip
Well-known member
Except she didn't do a mum group because they have enough friends. Or something similar she said when Pregnant. That's why they did the private antenatal class. Imagine having enough friends you don't anymore. Even ones going through the same age and stage as your baby and you.Imagine having her in your mum group. All getting together for a play date and sharing that the baby had been up all night and what a shit night sleep they’d had, struggling to find time for a shower or any time for themselves, how their kid won’t eat anything resembling a vegetable…you know, normal stuff. And here’s Simone sitting there smuggly with her new manicure, spray tan, massage, hair, micro blading, perfectly applied makeup saying my baby sleeps 12 hours straight through, we even have to wake him upand has eaten everything we’ve given him since he was 4 months old 🫠🫠🫠
Her and her perfectly portrayed life would be the absolute laughing stock. Surey we all bond more over the non perfect and challenging parts of our lives
clingingtoreality
VIP Member
Who wants to be the one to tell her she’s going to be getting fuck all sleep with two kids?
anotherpaidpartnership
Active member
These instagram comments on weledanz post are killing me. Their social media team has clocked off but we all know Simmy is checking them and all antsy and waiting to ask for them to be deleted 
would love to know what actually goes through old mate Trenti's head when she's having her nightly whinge about us "online bullies"
would love to know what actually goes through old mate Trenti's head when she's having her nightly whinge about us "online bullies"
clingingtoreality
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This gives me the ick. Everything he does creeps me out thoughNot sure what to think of this photo not cute this for bloody sure.
I do recall a screenshot of it. Was within the week? Was on CF
Yet she leaps around at F45 like a fucking gazelle on crack and those “loose ligaments” don’t give out.
Do you think it’s maybe time to give less of a fuck about how you look and more of a fuck about your child you self absorbed cunt?
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privilegedsimone
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I love that such a Devine inspirational women has brought all of us thick cunts together, across many platforms. Certainly makes me laugh
Simones.stolen.recipe.2
Chatty Member
The three day breakdown where she said everyone was making fun of her body cause she was pregnant when actually it was just people calling her out for photoshopping her bump
The pity reels have been mentioned but the madness of copying comments off herr, EDITING them, then using a burner account to send to herself so they look like she was sent them directly even though the comments say she/Simone/Simon which is not how you address someone in a direct comment
Promoting Crackerjack and then the next day purchasing a "staple" diamond tennis bracelet and rolexWhen she unblocked all the "haters" because she realised she couldn't gain any followers or generate engagement.
Does anybody have the picture of her giving us the? I loved that!
The pity reels have been mentioned but the madness of copying comments off herr, EDITING them, then using a burner account to send to herself so they look like she was sent them directly even though the comments say she/Simone/Simon which is not how you address someone in a direct comment
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