Simone Anderson #18 Santa’s loading up his sleigh, will she admit when Not Asher is on his way?

[hobsonville_housewife]

Simone, glad you’re addressing everything here, but we are still waiting for the women’s refuge receipts from the donations in your legal name?

What on earth do the neighbours think seeing a tripod outside the garage to film the vacuuming?

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

This still hasn't been tagged as an ad but it's tagged as a paid partnership in her discount highlights

Still not tagged as an ad despite this helpful reminder which is now deleted

 

[Starstruck500]

I just can't with these hat stands and an absurd amount of white tees that are exactly the same

How many bow ties do you need to warrant a whole bloody basket dedicated to them! Maybe Simone is a ventriloquist and Trent is a puppet

 

[scamfluencer]

Serious question… what will happen if simone is in hospital or having her baby on Christmas Day? Who will take down the Christmas tree?…

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Apparently people guessing her due date a “wildly wrong”. Simone ya cunt, you are not a Kardashian. I don’t care enough to even guess your due date

 

[Okelydokely]

She gave Trent a gifted gift box for father day with a tea towel in it

She told us all about a dinner she was part of (advertising tickets) which was the same sort of charity as Women's Refuge

She has done a podcast with someone who is shady as fuck and left radio very quickly and under a VERY dark cloud.

She makes her husband wear suits 2 sizes too small and hides his socks... and calls him baby.

 

[shh77]

You know that episode of F•R•I•E•N•D•S when they discover what’s in that cupboard Monica’s always keeps locked?
I’m 100% convinced she has cupboards like this that she just shoves shit into! lol

 

[Starstruck500]

Cf the last 24hrs.
Pretty pathetic really!!

So her close friends are paying for naked pictures of her child. There is a term for that Simone…

 

[ohwebelieve]

Pretty sure if you've maDe it a million times already "beautiful" you would remember the devine brownie recipe!! How sad are you Simon to write such stupid messages to yourself

 

[WatermelonSugar22]

Why would they keep anything in the garage, doesn’t everyone just keep their supplies at their storage units?!

Here I was thinking a garage is a free storage unit, man I’m such a thick cunt

 

[snarkersusie]

Oh and who can forget when tagitbaby joined us!

 

[Simone15]

Anyone who had had 2 miscarriages would be far more cautious than she is

You thick cunt Simone is the most devine cautious mother on earth.

 

[crumbs]

My memorable moment was when they brought ALL new power tools that matched each other, including a lawn mower and they have a fake lawn.

 

[clingingtoreality]

You seem to be struggling to say “I rage out and throw my rings in the sea”

 

[usemycode]

Doesn't care if people think it's pre-recorded, but goes on for 2 whole minutes on the topic, goes on about her nails, flowers and pulls the ipad like... prove some more how little you care?

Did she…show her hand on the iPad to prove her point? Because that’s directly from here

 

[snarkersusie]

Another interesting observation from my perusal of Simone’s posts.

This was what she posted on 3 Feb 2022. This date is alleged miscarriage day. Were white pants the best choice? Is going out for steak while miscarrying some kind of grief therapy?

Now another theory is that this is prerecorded content and didn’t happen on this day. But if you’re so fucking “authentic” why not just say, “hey I’m having a fucking shit time right now, need to take a break” instead of just pretending everything’s fucking perfect?

Ah yes the white pants. She used this on one of her reels. I’ve now had 3 miscarriages. I wore track pants or pjs the whole time they were happening. I was wearing night pads/super pads because you cannot use tampons/cups/period undies. I mean good on her if she’s confident enough to wear white pants and change her pad every hour. But for majority of people going through this they would never wear white pants.

It’s just another way to make women feel like shit.

 

[snarkersusie]

Looks like the social media person at Weleda has been woken up to do damage control. Comments appear to have been deleted

 

[#botsforlife]

It reminded me of an episode of the Simpsons where they showed Homer’s wardrobe

Hahaha this one

 

[Starstruck500]

Haha, showing the iPad screen for ‘proof’. Tell me you’re on tattle every day without telling me…

 

[influenced_46]

I just wonder what the people who don’t have tattle think when she goes off on these rants