Simone Anderson #18 Santa’s loading up his sleigh, will she admit when Not Asher is on his way?

[LadyChat]

There is nothing tiny about this women isn't she nearly 6ft?

Plot twist: It was Asher putting out the bins

#gifted #advanced

 

[clingingtoreality]

sorry I’m a few hours late to comment on the space general storage rack thing - re: Simone asking where she should use it.
Surely it’ll end up in the same place she put the white toy box she showed in Roo’s room that’s vanished never to be seen again?
She’s obviously not going to keep it, does she think we’re thick

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She’s got that much storage shit now, her house is cluttered with storage shit. Literally the opposite of what it’s meant to do

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Wait… why is she going to be spending more time in bed? Isn’t she a super mum who’s amazing at everything and gets up at sparrows fart to just live her perfect life with no issues??

My favourite bit was "I have a super king-size bed so I brought super king size linen". No shit.

 

[Pentothal]

It’s there, but someone (simone) is renting it at the moment

https://designerwardrobe.co.nz/listings/1644282/anneke-swing-maxi-dress-size-2?type=dwrental

Looks like she might have been renting a fewitems from them. Yes I was bored and went hunting

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

I thought it would be a fun idea since we are coming towards the end of the year to do a little “2022 summary of Simone’s most f*ed up moments”

I encourage everyone to think up the most f*ed up thing you can remember her doing and summarise it here. I will collate them so we can all have a good laugh.

I will start with mine….
The time she came home from Asher’s Birthday party and immediately took photos of all his birthday cards, then proceeded to throw them all in the bin.

requesting the party guests for Asher’s birthday all wear beige

edit: I don’t have much work to do this week at my real job so I will go through the old threads and see what gems I can find!

 

[#ad#ad#ad#ad]

So advanced

Imagine having her in your mum group. All getting together for a play date and sharing that the baby had been up all night and what a shit night sleep they’d had, struggling to find time for a shower or any time for themselves, how their kid won’t eat anything resembling a vegetable…you know, normal stuff. And here’s Simone sitting there smuggly with her new manicure, spray tan, massage, hair, micro blading, perfectly applied makeup saying my baby sleeps 12 hours straight through, we even have to wake him up and has eaten everything we’ve given him since he was 4 months old 🫠🫠🫠

Her and her perfectly portrayed life would be the absolute laughing stock. Surey we all bond more over the non perfect and challenging parts of our lives

 

[windowsandwalls]

I thought it would be a fun idea since we are coming towards the end of the year to do a little “2022 summary of Simone’s most f*ed up moments”

I encourage everyone to think up the most f*ed up thing you can remember her doing and summarise it here. I will collate them so we can all have a good laugh.

I will start with mine….
The time she came home from Asher’s Birthday party and immediately took photos of all his birthday cards, then proceeded to throw them all in the bin.

Filming/sharing her elderly, sick grandparents on social media for sympathy and engagement

 

[#Simon]

A friend of mine who empties the bins in SA’s area messaged me this morning saying that she can confirm her bump is as big as her photos and stories - she’s tinyyyyyyy. tried to get a video but she bolted back inside.

Some how I just don't believe this
I'll stick to the photos we have that don't lie

 

[clingingtoreality]

I thought it would be a fun idea since we are coming towards the end of the year to do a little “2022 summary of Simone’s most f*ed up moments”

I encourage everyone to think up the most f*ed up thing you can remember her doing and summarise it here. I will collate them so we can all have a good laugh.

I will start with mine….
The time she came home from Asher’s Birthday party and immediately took photos of all his birthday cards, then proceeded to throw them all in the bin.

next up: tying her kid to a pole

 

[clingingtoreality]

Her latest story about her mc so predictable and on time. She obviously needs to head patting and sympathy from her followers.

A level of grief so high that she just continued to post about her perfect her life is and didn’t even mention miscarriages until a few months ago because her engagement was tanking and she needed something to boost it.

 

[beigelife]

That explains why Trenti went down to his parents for the weekend!

And this video made me laugh so hard how the mask was over her eye and she was just laying there squinting at the camera

 

[#myownbusiness]

Doesn't care if people think it's pre-recorded, but goes on for 2 whole minutes on the topic, goes on about her nails, flowers and pulls the ipad like... prove some more how little you care?

 

[crumbs]

Another memorable moment was when she visited a farm once and suddenly needed gumboots. Matching one another and all black of course

 

[#freshsheetfriday]

I thought it would be a fun idea since we are coming towards the end of the year to do a little “2022 summary of Simone’s most f*ed up moments”

I encourage everyone to think up the most f*ed up thing you can remember her doing and summarise it here. I will collate them so we can all have a good laugh.

I will start with mine….
The time she came home from Asher’s Birthday party and immediately took photos of all his birthday cards, then proceeded to throw them all in the bin.

Erin Simpleton winning the shoe giveaway... WTF did you think we wouldn't notice?

 

[Ehmmmmm….]

sO rElaTaBLe

 

[#gifted#]

No you didn't

 

[lovemesomegossip]

Honestly, I don’t give a fuck mate. What an inspiring and life changing content babes.

If you loved looking at them so much and they remind you of your Grandparents, why would you want to make them look new again . I'd keep them as my Grandparents had them, keeps them more authentic.

 

[snarkersusie]

When she dropped her first pity real and we all collectively went wtf

Another one, when she wore the see through dress to her niece or nephews family birthday at the bowls club

When she finally admitted Asher was I childcare despite tattlers knowing it’s been from the start of the year

 

[usemycode]

That robovac in the ball pit story is staged. They can be located on the app you use with them. Gosh she’s a loser.

 

[BondJamesBond]

I wonder if it’s from Designer Wardrobe. They have that dress in a size 2 (which is a 12 or large) and it seems to be rented at the moment.