Actually cringing so hard watching her stories today, ffs, no shannen there's nothing
bleeping cute,quirky or mad about you. You're as dull as dish water, a snail could keep up with you.
Also the massage story, pathetic attempt at trying to do a suspense story.
Let me get there before her, had a Thai massage myself, was an experience alright, the girl gets up onto the bed with you and uses her knees and elbows and basically her whole body to massage you. I was shocked after it myself as wasn't expecting it but to go on about it like she is ,ah lads I'm not aaable
She's trying so hard to be relatable but is failing miserably. Give it up now love. Absolutely noone gives a
duck about your massage. gif.