Actually cringing so hard watching her stories today, ffs, no shannen there's nothing
bleeping cute,quirky or mad about you. You're as dull as dish water, a snail could keep up with you.
Also the massage story, pathetic attempt at trying to do a suspense story.
Let me get there before her, had a Thai massage myself, was an experience alright, the girl gets up onto the bed with you and uses her knees and elbows and basically her whole body to massage you. I was shocked after it myself as wasn't expecting it but to go on about it like she is ,ah lads I'm not aaable
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
She's trying so hard to be relatable but is failing miserably. Give it up now love. Absolutely noone gives a
duck about your massage. gif.