Jezzzzz yous immature bitches are moving fast, I've had to find a new thread again. Lewwna loves giving me the gossip, she's getting better at connecting with me, but she hasn't quite learnt to talk to the magpies yet. Maybe in time she will.
Lewwna said Lenny is doing extra shits indoors because Shan is pissing him off about him air humping Lewwna's head. It seems to trigger Shan into spewing more hate towards Lenny.
Lenny nearly shit a brick when Shan started shouting at her phone 'I will kill you', he thought the crazy bitch was talking about him.
Lewwna heard Shan say she's no longer Elsa because she can feel the cold after all. Who would of guessed a human felt the cold, but I can imagine Lewwna giving Shan a side eye glance when she said shes now Ariel because Ariel stood up to her dad as well.
Lenny was excited to tell me the grass had been cut, he said its easier for him to see Lewwna's mountains of shit on the grass.
Both Lewwna and Lenny got a bit scared when Shan started swinging a hammer to smash up the kids Wendy House, they know she's cray cray. Lewwna is looking out for Lenny so he dont get splinters in his little paws.
I've asked Lewwna to have a count up on how many times Shan says 'Lewwna' on a dog walk. They don't understand how she's not sick of her own voice because they both are.
There will be extra shits today seen as Shan was a selfish cow and said she needed some 'me' time and pissed off to the beach on her own.
Before they lose contact Lewwna wanted me to know that Shan was shouting fuck yewww cheesestring, after she ended her live. I have no clue what a cheesestring is and neither does Lewnna but Shan wasn't impressed.
Lewwna and Lenny are going to sleep now, they have had a busy day doing absolutely nothing apart from listen to Shans same old bullshit, it makes them tired, so untill I connect to them again I will send you all licks and sloppy kisses. This is Gaz the dog signing off
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