Secret Celebrity Gossip #161

[hiesenberg]

Would you like to see my tuna purse?

Tuna purse

 

[petitspois]

‘There are three holes, not two’ is a phrase I say surprisingly often in my house with teenagers.

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

What are they saying? There have been stories about her being a ridiculous diva for years - what has she done now?

Nothing in particular, she's just the latest woman socials has decided to hate on.

She's still absolutely a diva but people act like she's killed someone.

She did make some rambling speech (bts on a film) about how having her hair a certain way reminded her of being a kid, which was a little cringe but hardly a crime. I know if some celeb TikTok is up the arse of had said it they'd all be eating it up.

 

[Mokie]

Back to George Clooney. His long term “hairdresser” was Waldo Sanchez. Popbitch said at the time, no one was more surprised by Clooney’s “marriage” than Waldo.

As for Coogan, lots of stories about him being into unsavoury sexual shenanigans () and much, much younger women. He was even too filthy for Courtney Love who called him one of her greatest shames.

 

[CarmenGhia]

I remember Waldo from when I was a Popbitch subscriber. Where is he now?

 

[Pontyslapper]

Quim - thats my world beater triple word score - get rid of crappy letters on scrabble word.

Often save letters up in the hope of the deployment.

 

[Missmopps]

A bloke I knew (thankfully not intimately but he was ‘of age’) thought tampons went up the bum hole . Didn’t realise there’s 2 holes

Aaggghh that reminds me of the old urban legend of Elton John and super plus tampax he had to shove up his bum.
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sorry the vulva has 4 holes

‘On either side of the vagina are another two tiny holes. These are the greater vestibular ducts, leading to the greater vestibular glands. Their job is to secrete a lubricating fluid when you’re aroused, which gets the vulva good and wet.’

The greater vestibular ducts are also known as Bartholin’s glands. Yes, they’re named after a man.

That’s four holes and counting, but wait, there’s more! The urethra has a pair, too, known as the lesser urethral ducts (also called Skene’s glands), which lead to the lesser urethral glands.

‘These are homologous to the prostate, and sometimes secrete a whitish fluid when aroused (female ejaculation),’ the experts said. ‘These glands aren’t usually counted as a main hole as they’re very small, but they can be seen with the naked eye.’

so a woman has 5!

I’ve never had a catheter put in thankfully but I’ve no idea how nurses do it as I’ve tried to find my urethra and I couldn’t bloody see it!

 

[Boom Boom!!]

Back to George Clooney. His long term “hairdresser” was Waldo Sanchez. Popbitch said at the time, no one was more surprised by Clooney’s “marriage” than Waldo.

As for Coogan, lots of stories about him being into unsavoury sexual shenanigans () and much, much younger women. He was even too filthy for Courtney Love who called him one of her greatest shames.

Wow “too filthy for Courtney Love who called him one of her greatest shames” that really says something “ he really is a dirty bastard” Courtney is no shrinking violet to say the least..

 

[Peachsquish]

It's incredible how many men think you take your tampon out to pee...or that you stick your pantliners to your body.

And I'm not talking virgins! I'm talking fully grown, sexually active men!

 

[Restless Native]

Aaggghh that reminds me of the old urban legend of Elton John and super plus tampax he had to shove up his bum.
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I’ve never had a catheter put in thankfully but I’ve no idea how nurses do it as I’ve tried to find my urethra and I couldn’t bloody see it!

Random but a video just came up on twitter of a guy at a petrol station with the pump up his bum and stroking his dick with the other hand. Sweet dreams for me now. Oh and wash your hands folks after filling up your cars.

Night

 

[Missmopps]

Random but a video just came up on twitter of a guy at a petrol station with the pump up his bum and stroking his dick with the other hand. Sweet dreams for me now. Oh and wash your hands folks after filling up your cars.

Night

Did he look like Mr Tumble?

 

[Britbloke]

Wow “too filthy for Courtney Love who called him one of her greatest shames” that really says something “ he really is a dirty bastard” Courtney is no shrinking violet to say the least..

ISTR back when Owen Wilson had a (drug-triggered) breakdown, Courtney loudly proclaimed it was all down to his new-found friendship with Coogan...

 

[LaraQ]

Random but a video just came up on twitter of a guy at a petrol station with the pump up his bum and stroking his dick with the other hand. Sweet dreams for me now. Oh and wash your hands folks after filling up your cars.

Night

I saw it earlier.WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!.Why would you do that in public?.

 

[kendallroysdownfall]

ISTR back when Owen Wilson had a (drug-triggered) breakdown, Courtney loudly proclaimed it was all down to his new-found friendship with Coogan...

I remember a spread in one of the tabloids where Love said that he used to go "Aaahh Haa" like Alan Partridge when he...got to the good bit.

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

 

[Bagpuss20]

I’ve never had a catheter put in thankfully but I’ve no idea how nurses do it as I’ve tried to find my urethra and I couldn’t bloody see it!

Some you literally need a miners lamp and others actually wink at you. Often its more luck than skill.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Coogan made some disgusting comments about Courtney Love's vagina. He is an absolute beast.

 

[Lyra1970]

Always brings these two to mind

Vic Flange that’s exactly where my mind went
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Have any of you read the book ‘The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo’? The plot sounds so similar to all this stuff allegedly going on in Hollywood that stars are doing to hide their true sexuality; makes me wonder the book was really meant to be a clever exposé.

One of my most favourite books ever

 

[Emily1416]

I see your tuna purse …. And raise you….
Gammon Wallet

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I see your tuna purse …. And raise you….
Gammon Wallet

Or two fried eggs and a gammon rasher.