Secret Celebrity Gossip #161

[kendallroysdownfall]

On another forum I frequent from time to time I once saw a guy get absolutely rinsed for referring to the labia as the left clit. Yes he thought the labia was indeed the clit a right and left one. I feel sorry for his female partner if he has one

It's incredible how many men think you take your tampon out to pee...or that you stick your pantliners to your body.

And I'm not talking virgins! I'm talking fully grown, sexually active men!

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

It's incredible how many men think you take your tampon out to pee...or that you stick your pantliners to your body.

And I'm not talking virgins! I'm talking fully grown, sexually active men!

Sex and biology eduction is woeful in general.

There are women who don't know that you don't wee out of your vagina.

 

[Boredofgrey]

I’m loving the Rylan and Rob Rinder combo! Hope there’s no horrible stories about either of them.

 

[lamaitresse]

It's incredible how many men think you take your tampon out to pee...or that you stick your pantliners to your body.

And I'm not talking virgins! I'm talking fully grown, sexually active men!

About a year ago, in agony and on the couch, I asked my partner to pop to the shops to get me some sanitary towels. He came back with PANTY LINERS. He's no spring chicken (neither am I, as I think that was my ovaries' last death rattle).

 

[klarakluckbag]

It's incredible how many men think you take your tampon out to pee... or that you stick your pantliners to your body.

BIB: I went to a girls' school, and looking back, we were charmingly naive about the mysteries of the female body. More than one of us thought that the sticky bit on pantyliners was supposed to stick to your foof!

 

[Restless Native]

I’m loving the Rylan and Rob Rinder combo! Hope there’s no horrible stories about either of them.

I really liked Rob Rinder on amazing hotels. Much more likeable than that tit Giles Coren

 

[Goldilocks3108]

I vote that we start calling the admin on here adminge

It's incredible how many men think you take your tampon out to pee...or that you stick your pantliners to your body.

And I'm not talking virgins! I'm talking fully grown, sexually active men!

A bloke I knew (thankfully not intimately but he was ‘of age’) thought tampons went up the bum hole . Didn’t realise there’s 2 holes

 

[PrincessCharming]

Floella Benjamin is my favourite EVER celebrity spot. I loved Playschool as a kid, my Mum used to watch it with me. When I was about 14-15, so mid 90s, my Mum and I got on the tube after shopping on Oxford St and Floella got on and sat opposite us. My Mum nudged me and we both smiled at her....and she gave me the most beautiful, huge smile because she must have known I was the right age to have watched her on Playschool. She was radiant- gorgeous skin and just had a lovely energy about her. It's a nice memory!

My brother was at junior school with Floella’s nephew. We knew about her “ This Is Your Life” show before she did. Nephew was sworn to secrecy but was only 7

 

[Girty Drifter]

I really liked Rob Rinder on amazing hotels. Much more likeable than that tit Giles Coren

Antibiotic resistant gonorrhoea is more likeable than Giles Coren.

 

[kittymeowlondon]

A bloke I knew (thankfully not intimately but he was ‘of age’) thought tampons went up the bum hole . Didn’t realise there’s 2 holes

there are 3: bladder, vagina, asshole

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

BIB: I went to a girls' school, and looking back, we were charmingly naive about the mysteries of the female body. More than one of us thought that the sticky bit on pantyliners was supposed to stick to your foof!

Bargain Basement Brazilian

 

[Restless Native]

there are 3: bladder, vagina, asshole

Bit harsh calling the poster an asshole

 

[kittymeowlondon]

there are 3: bladder, vagina, asshole

sorry the vulva has 4 holes

‘On either side of the vagina are another two tiny holes. These are the greater vestibular ducts, leading to the greater vestibular glands. Their job is to secrete a lubricating fluid when you’re aroused, which gets the vulva good and wet.’

The greater vestibular ducts are also known as Bartholin’s glands. Yes, they’re named after a man.

That’s four holes and counting, but wait, there’s more! The urethra has a pair, too, known as the lesser urethral ducts (also called Skene’s glands), which lead to the lesser urethral glands.

‘These are homologous to the prostate, and sometimes secrete a whitish fluid when aroused (female ejaculation),’ the experts said. ‘These glands aren’t usually counted as a main hole as they’re very small, but they can be seen with the naked eye.’

so a woman has 5!

 

[Boredofgrey]

sorry the vulva has 4 holes

‘On either side of the vagina are another two tiny holes. These are the greater vestibular ducts, leading to the greater vestibular glands. Their job is to secrete a lubricating fluid when you’re aroused, which gets the vulva good and wet.’

The greater vestibular ducts are also known as Bartholin’s glands. Yes, they’re named after a man.

That’s four holes and counting, but wait, there’s more! The urethra has a pair, too, known as the lesser urethral ducts (also called Skene’s glands), which lead to the lesser urethral glands.

‘These are homologous to the prostate, and sometimes secrete a whitish fluid when aroused (female ejaculation),’ the experts said. ‘These glands aren’t usually counted as a main hole as they’re very small, but they can be seen with the naked eye.’

so a woman has 5!

……….the turns this thread takes

Plus every day is a school day!

 

[Mancunian]

bladder, vagina, asshole

sounds like a What3words location

 

[Miss Begotten]

sorry the vulva has 4 holes

‘On either side of the vagina are another two tiny holes. These are the greater vestibular ducts, leading to the greater vestibular glands. Their job is to secrete a lubricating fluid when you’re aroused, which gets the vulva good and wet.’

The greater vestibular ducts are also known as Bartholin’s glands. Yes, they’re named after a man.

That’s four holes and counting, but wait, there’s more! The urethra has a pair, too, known as the lesser urethral ducts (also called Skene’s glands), which lead to the lesser urethral glands.

‘These are homologous to the prostate, and sometimes secrete a whitish fluid when aroused (female ejaculation),’ the experts said. ‘These glands aren’t usually counted as a main hole as they’re very small, but they can be seen with the naked eye.’

so a woman has 5!

Bloody hell, I’m almost a colander!

 

[SharkAttack]

WHAT ARE THESE TWO EXTRA HOLES I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD???

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I raise you 'clit'
Many moons ago a partner used it and that was the end of that for me. Revolting.

Many,many years ago ‘called little man in a boat’t

 

[youRjokingHunz]

JLO getting dragged on TikTok.. finally the mask has dropped.. scooby doo reveals the villain .. she’s a massive bleep by all accounts

 

[CarmenGhia]

JLO getting dragged on TikTok.. finally the mask has dropped.. scooby doo reveals the villain .. she’s a massive bleep by all accounts

What are they saying? There have been stories about her being a ridiculous diva for years - what has she done now?