Also late to the game but can I put forward - gash.GUNT
I’m late to the game but
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Re the BAFTAs, any one have any experiences with Romesh Ranganathan?! I’ve always found him funny, my husband watches ALOTO and he’s hilarious on that, his humour can be quite brutal, but I work with chefs, so I’m used to that.
I remember reading an interview with his wife years ago, when he was getting big on the stand up scene, and she said she didn’t mind him ripping the piss out of her and the kids, because he’s not like it at home. She also said something that always stuck with me, which I thought was funny. “Sex when you’re married is a bit like making risotto at home, it’s all very nice and everything, but honestly, who can be arsed?!”
Anyway I really hope nobody jumps on this and says he’s a prick. I’d be gutted
I remember reading an interview with his wife years ago, when he was getting big on the stand up scene, and she said she didn’t mind him ripping the piss out of her and the kids, because he’s not like it at home. She also said something that always stuck with me, which I thought was funny. “Sex when you’re married is a bit like making risotto at home, it’s all very nice and everything, but honestly, who can be arsed?!”
Anyway I really hope nobody jumps on this and says he’s a prick. I’d be gutted
Axe wound. In terms of referring to a vagina I hate. Eurgh
Clunge for fanny is an odd one
Find bearded clam quite a funny term
I love him cos he's vegan and an Arsenal fan like me. I would also be gutted to hear he's a prick.Re the BAFTAs, any one have any experiences with Romesh Ranganathan?! I’ve always found him funny, my husband watches ALOTO and he’s hilarious on that, his humour can be quite brutal, but I work with chefs, so I’m used to that.
I remember reading an interview with his wife years ago, when he was getting big on the stand up scene, and she said she didn’t mind him ripping the piss out of her and the kids, because he’s not like it at home. She also said something that always stuck with me, which I thought was funny. “Sex when you’re married is a bit like making risotto at home, it’s all very nice and everything, but honestly, who can be arsed?!”
Anyway I really hope nobody jumps on this and says he’s a prick. I’d be gutted
Quim, there you go that's the worst one.
Ffs I was trying to link the video of the lassie saying it on Saturday kitchen and it's coming up age restricted
Found it on TikTok.
Ffs I was trying to link the video of the lassie saying it on Saturday kitchen and it's coming up age restricted
Minge makes me laugh every time
My nan used the word minge when we were kids and it made us cringe hard but now it's just funny.
Had to Google that one … learn something new eh !
I raise you 'clit'
Many moons ago a partner used it and that was the end of that for me. Revolting.
On another forum I frequent from time to time I once saw a guy get absolutely rinsed for referring to the labia as the left clit. Yes he thought the labia was indeed the clit a right and left one. I feel sorry for his female partner if he has oneI raise you 'clit'
Many moons ago a partner used it and that was the end of that for me. Revolting.
Whatever they paid Tom Hiddleston for The Avengers it wasn't enough to have to say 'quim' with a straight face.
I’m laughing but why are all the slang terms for female anatomy so bleeping awful?I raise you 'clit'
Many moons ago a partner used it and that was the end of that for me. Revolting.
I can't stand Bucky. All my pals used to drink it back in the day but it gave me the boak just smelling it.
I knew a lesbian whose euphemism for that was 'man in a boat' and the saying made me feel a bit ill.I raise you 'clit'
Many moons ago a partner used it and that was the end of that for me. Revolting.
Manfred Mann....'
'Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quim'
'Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quim'
"Beef curtains" 
Wee man in a boat
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