they never confirmed an article WOULD land to be fair, it was all a bit of hearsay. they might release something in advance but never promised they would.Oh the deflation is real.... Has it been pulled last minute?
If the article doesn't land will dispatches go ahead??
So. Many. Questions
Toby Jones: you’ve left a lot of nosy bastards down!!It was never announced by the times that they would be releasing at 3pm. Only by bloody Toby Jones.
That seems unlikely.Maybe he's managed to get them to not publish it
Sam Smith has so many creepy outfits which fetishise various aspects of childhood that I honestly wouldn’t be very surprised if he veered into pedalo territory.I guess Lucas could fit the quiet loner type of predator, especially in the gay world. Sam Smith is another I've always got creep vibes from. Like 'lock you up in basement' type
Different to Walliams and brand
Steve Coogan enters the chatI'm going into a me panicWhat would you do if your tattle name suddenly went really wrong
I will get sued by all the Toby Jones in the worldPoor Toby Jones sitting innocently having a cup of tea, going "I had nothing to do with ANY of this!"
Toby Jones right now:Poor Toby Jones sitting innocently having a cup of tea, going "I had nothing to do with ANY of this!"
Shit, I've sent the monks out already to 'ave those words. Recall, recall!!!!!!Poor Toby Jones sitting innocently having a cup of tea, going "I had nothing to do with ANY of this!"
I've got a Tesco delivery booked between 8-9pm and I hope they're early like they normally are!I can't believe I booked my Asda delivery for between 9pm and 11pm today because it was only £1.50 and I'm tight
He was on HIGNFY just after that book came out and got made absolute mincemeat of by Ian Hislop. It was very funny as at the time he was in his ‘darling of the media’ phase and had a meltdown upon realising everyone else there was profoundly unimpressed and far more intelligent than him…I never got what anyone saw in Russel Brand. I hated his thing where he would do childish dumbed-down language to talk to people as though he was so fabulously intelligent, e.g. My Booky Wook. I remember when he came on the Royal Variety Performance and slagged off the concept of having a monarch and kept saying "Hare Krishna" - did he think it was rock and roll of him to accept the money to go on the RVP? And his performance at the Olympic closing ceremony - what the actual fuck? Who is he to perform a Beatles song?! He's not even a musician! You can't just take a load of drugs and then announce yourself as John Lennon's successor!
The “fetishisation of childhood” outfits are what’s always creeped me out about Grayson Perry as well, although I think he is more honest that it is a fetish (and AFAIK there have been no hints that he goes for people of the younger variety)Sam Smith has so many creepy outfits which fetishise various aspects of childhood that I honestly wouldn’t be very surprised if he veered into pedalo territory.
Delivery dude may want an update on the latest gossip while he’s thereI've got a Tesco delivery booked between 8-9pm and I hope they're early like they normally are!
Cancel it, you can eat tomorrowI can't believe I booked my Asda delivery for between 9pm and 11pm today because it was only £1.50 and I'm tight
He fetches the shopping in by the porch, and we'll have the kettle boiled if he wants a cuppa and a sit down!Delivery dude may want an update on the latest gossip while he’s there
I like you. Cardi's are great. Yes, Walliams, on the block, weird, oddness, what's that story about him and his sister and someones virginity? There's a Walliams thread here I must go over. When it was mentioned that some of the comedians may have been funding films for tax dodges my first thought was the Coog. Didn't both he and Brand get turfed out of USA Holywood in the end once it was discovered how foul they were with women?I’m here for Brand getting exposed but I really need them to get Walliams under that microscope. He’s so sinister. I remember my kid wanted one of his books and when we read it, it was full of barely concealed hatred for poor people. I thought he was supposed to be like an up to date Roald Dahl (who I know had a dark side) like exposing shady adults and making kids the hero of the story but it wasn’t. At all. It was just dark and grubby. Dunno if it redeemed itself (doubt it) as the book mysteriously fell down the back of a heavy bookshelf. It remains there gathering dust and cobwebs
Steve Coogan enters the chat
Absolutely, he’s been photographed wearing a strapon during a charity event intended to raise money for children! I agree he’s more a narcissist and general perv though.The “fetishisation of childhood” outfits are what’s always creeped me out about Grayson Perry as well, although I think he is more honest that it is a fetish (and AFAIK there have been no hints that he goes for people of the younger variety)
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