There is NOTHING I would not do for the right amount of money.
Maybe ol' Rupes would marry me!
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Maybe ol' Rupes would marry me!
How much to knee Boris Johnson in the goolies? I’ll start a whip round now.
Did you say ‘in that case I’ll have rum with coca-cola?’
(it's fine - I amuse myself!!)
Some things would be done for free... but I'm a pacifist (ha!) so Boris's overworked balls are safe for now.
I mean, surely there is no way he could actually get it up? At best you’d have to do some porn style over-acting and tell him how good his not-erection feels when it’s not in your minge?
I‘ve thought about this too much.
We need some decent gossip.
I‘ve thought about this too much.
We need some decent gossip.
Would you not even abandon your principles for 50 quid and a packet of Jaffa cakes?
Nightmares for weeks now…..
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girl………I mean, surely there is no way he could actually get it up? At best you’d have to do some porn style over-acting and tell him how good his not-erection feels when it’s not in your minge?
I‘ve thought about this too much.
We need some decent gossip.
the man is as rich as midas. i’d consider it
Sounds like a her problem tbh
I was 19 in 1994 and hated britpop. I saw Jeff Buckley that year and he was amazing but when I saw him a year later his voice was shot.
My favourite band was Pavement, Steve Malkmus did a duet with Justine from Elastica in 1997 for a film soundtrack and there were rumours that they had a fling. Saw Elastica supporting The Fall in 1999, they were OK.
I got hugely into Radiohead with OK Computer in spite of previously not rating them. Saw then 11 times and even went to an aftershow (as rock n roll as you'd expect for RH). Best live band I ever saw was Fugazi, I miss them.
My favourite band was Pavement, Steve Malkmus did a duet with Justine from Elastica in 1997 for a film soundtrack and there were rumours that they had a fling. Saw Elastica supporting The Fall in 1999, they were OK.
I got hugely into Radiohead with OK Computer in spite of previously not rating them. Saw then 11 times and even went to an aftershow (as rock n roll as you'd expect for RH). Best live band I ever saw was Fugazi, I miss them.
i love jeff buckley and am so jealous! you’re right about his voice though, so unique but his vocal technique was so bad. i don’t think it would have lasted him much longer, or he would have had to adapt his style, but sadly we’ll never know
Just catching up in this thread, but I won't hear a word against Lizzie Cundy.
A million years ago when we were much younger young, my friends and I were in a smart bar Up West. And one was being 'that friend' and drunkenly weeping in the loos about some bloke. We were all comforting her/applying more makup. Lizzie came in , had a lovely chat, told friend 'he ain't worth it', told her she looked great (when she didn't, she looked like a panda) and then bought us all champagne. She was genuinely really nice.
A million years ago when we were much younger young, my friends and I were in a smart bar Up West. And one was being 'that friend' and drunkenly weeping in the loos about some bloke. We were all comforting her/applying more makup. Lizzie came in , had a lovely chat, told friend 'he ain't worth it', told her she looked great (when she didn't, she looked like a panda) and then bought us all champagne. She was genuinely really nice.
I’ll do it for a fiver and a bag of squashies
That's very sweet.
A few years ago she did a TV programme 'Our Shirley Valentine Summer' with a load of other middle aged celebrity women and I have to admit I quite liked her on that.
I've read Tim and Jeff's biographies and they both sounded like pretty hard work personality wise. Definitely talented though.
Right, as we have no bloody gossip, and there are clearly a few immoral slappers on this thread, let’s put our cards on the table re: Rupert Murdoch.
I’ll do it all for £245,000.
Half day.
No photos or filming.
A little midazolam would be appreciated too.
@LaBlonde - you next
I’ll do it all for £245,000.
Half day.
No photos or filming.
A little midazolam would be appreciated too.
@LaBlonde - you next
Ah, nice. Even though she is famous for being a wife-of, and now for being rentawag and wearing small clothes publicly, she was really sweet to us (and we were NOBODIES) and seemed very much like a 'girl's girl'.
245K? Honey you are selling yourself short. He’s a bleeping squillionaire!
And I’m middle aged! I don’t think I’d get £245 for a shag these days
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