What's wrong with Cowell's health?
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I've seen lung cancer suggested.
What about ‘National Express’ by The Divine Comedy? It’s bloody great from start to finish. 
Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express
On the National Express, let's go
Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express
On the National Express, let's go
Re Simon Cowell , he’s looked poorly for ages. We had a few weeks a while back where the Daily Mail did a regular, Simon taking a walk pic, he looked really poorly then. Haven’t seen any recent pics of him. There was a rumour that he didn’t break his back but was having some medical treatment for something else. Don’t really have much of an opinion on Simon, apart from saying I hope he’s ok.
Some are saying cancer, others that he has a degenerative condition like motor neurone or MS. He’s clearly very unwell though. Someone on here said he had heart surgery a few years ago and it was kept out of the press. I also recall an episode of the X Factor where he was obviously jaundice. I fully expected the press to pick up on if because loads of people noticed but they never did.
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
One of the best lyrics ever written
Of a small country
One of the best lyrics ever written
I think Simon can give the press enough titbits on other stars in return for some privacy for himself.
They would have noticed. Don’t forget he was friends with Max Clifford before MC got arrested. Max said he was paid to keep more stories out of the press, rather than place stories in it. Simon would be using some other agent now who is working the same model, keeping stuff out of the media.
Did Jonathan Ross not have his Halloween party again? I look forward to those pictures in the dm
No he cancelled it because his daughter is ill.
Simon Cowell hasn't been well for several years, he's undergone cardiac surgery and continued to smoke heavily.
This latest news is almost certainly due to a significant and debilitating illness relating to his years of smoking.
The electric bike crash was bizarre but I don't think it was a cover up for something else.
I'm not a fan of the man, when he used to wheel out intellectually challenged/learning disabled/mentally unwell people to audition for the X Factor and encourage the audience to point and laugh, I lost all respect for him.
That being said, if he is facing a life-limiting illness, I hope he has the best treatment available and emotional support from his family and friends.
This latest news is almost certainly due to a significant and debilitating illness relating to his years of smoking.
The electric bike crash was bizarre but I don't think it was a cover up for something else.
I'm not a fan of the man, when he used to wheel out intellectually challenged/learning disabled/mentally unwell people to audition for the X Factor and encourage the audience to point and laugh, I lost all respect for him.
That being said, if he is facing a life-limiting illness, I hope he has the best treatment available and emotional support from his family and friends.
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Speaking of bad writing, let me just leave a snippet of Giles Coren's novel.
WTAF? That sounds like Jay from The Inbetweeners wrote it.
That is bleeping terrible. I would not be able to show my face if I had written that pile of steaming tit. Is he not embarrassed to show his face around real writers?
Like Zorro? Jesus Christ....
Like Zorro? Jesus Christ....
He got £30,000 for that crap. He's a neoptism baby that only got a book deal because his father was considered a talented writer.
I wish he was. The book won the 2005 Bad Sex in Fiction Award.
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What about ‘National Express’ by The Divine Comedy? It’s bloody great from start to finish.
Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express
On the National Express, let's go
I absolutely love this song. Always puts me in a great mood. One of the greatest lines in song writing history
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
Not gossip but I absolutely hate it when the Mail do this to women. Rebecca Ferguson, gorgeous lady. We all know the angle they are going down and what comments they are after .
www.dailymail.co.uk
Rebecca Ferguson belts out the hits during Michael Bolton's UK tour
The star delighted fans at Manchester's Bridgewater Hall while performing as Grammy winning American crooner Michael Bolton's support act during the UK leg of his current tour.
The Divine Comedy have some great songs. There is also 'The Pop Singer's Fear of The Pollen Count'!What about ‘National Express’ by The Divine Comedy? It’s bloody great from start to finish.
Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express
On the National Express, let's go
I heard Our Mutual Friend by Divine Comedy on the radio last year. I was crying by the end. That man is a genius song writerWhat about ‘National Express’ by The Divine Comedy? It’s bloody great from start to finish.
Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express
On the National Express, let's go
14 and's in a tiny piece of text. AND it was tit. Here, have some full stops.........
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