https://giphy.com/l0MYzxkg0o1tkGSaIWoo-hoo! Another one. See, I knew there were loads of women out there who secretly want to shag the arse off Bercow, but were too scared to admit it
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What has she done now?Has anyone seen Kirstie Allsopp's latest trending on Twatter?!
Oh some weak tea I got today - I was discussing childhood heroes and a colleague met David Bellamy. Said he was great, took a real interest in the plants he was growing, and spent ages chatting. I was more than a little jealous!What has she done now?
Oh dear. She's such a knob.Oh some weak tea I got today - I was discussing childhood heroes and a colleague met David Bellamy. Said he was great, took a real interest in the plants he was growing, and spent ages chatting. I was more than a little jealous!
Re Kirsty Allsopp. I’m usually all for calling out things which are demeaning to women, but she’s missing the point, and I have a suspicion she’s doing that on purpose. Adil Ray gave her a much more patient reply than I would have been able to.Oh some weak tea I got today - I was discussing childhood heroes and a colleague met David Bellamy. Said he was great, took a real interest in the plants he was growing, and spent ages chatting. I was more than a little jealous!
I'd assumed she was Latino or south-east Asian in descent.She's Italian, and about as black as Jesy Nelson.
Are we gone a bit too PC? Isleep with a towel underneath me when i have my period, as it can stain the sheets and even go through and stain the mattress.I can see Kirstie’s point that sex with a menstruating woman being seen as messy/dirty/etc is a old trope used against women but I don’t think this was the conversation to bring this up in.
Though I like how she’s doubling down on what she’s said and giving Adil tips on how to tweet
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And no conversation about periods and women would be complete without a tweet like this:
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Period sex IS messy, Female dogs on heat can be messy. Menstruation isn't always (pun intended) a case of rollerskating wearing white trousers. Kirsty Allsop is taking the emphasis away from the racist actions by making it all about periods. Silly mooAre we gone a bit too PC? Isleep with a towel underneath me when i have my period, as it can stain the sheets and even go through and stain the mattress.
I would consider period sex to be messy - am i demeaning myself or just being realistic that sone bodily functions create more washing than others?!
The old ‘accidental prescription drug overdose’ eh? Pull the other one sweetie - it’s got bells on!One of Lisa Rinna’s daughters, the one who didn’t date Scott Disick, has had a nasty overdose it seems: ‘My body got dependent on Xanax, number one, and number two, I overdosed — I didn’t mean to at all — I overdosed on this one medication called propranolol,” she said. “I took Benadryl with it, and for some reason, I ended up in the hospital. He overprescribed me with one medication that one of my friends takes, like, 10 milligrams, and he gave me, like, 20 milligrams three times a day, and then he gave me 3 milligrams of Xanax a day. he drugs left Delilah feeling “hopeless” and “helpless,” so she entered a treatment center in Arizona hoping it would help her come down on the Xanax. She ultimately had to leave the facility after experiencing seizures “left and right” from brain inflammation, which she said ended up “scaring” many of the doctors.’
The old ‘accidental prescription drug overdose’ eh? Pull the other one sweetie - it’s got bells on!One of Lisa Rinna’s daughters, the one who didn’t date Scott Disick, has had a nasty overdose it seems: ‘My body got dependent on Xanax, number one, and number two, I overdosed — I didn’t mean to at all — I overdosed on this one medication called propranolol,” she said. “I took Benadryl with it, and for some reason, I ended up in the hospital. He overprescribed me with one medication that one of my friends takes, like, 10 milligrams, and he gave me, like, 20 milligrams three times a day, and then he gave me 3 milligrams of Xanax a day. he drugs left Delilah feeling “hopeless” and “helpless,” so she entered a treatment center in Arizona hoping it would help her come down on the Xanax. She ultimately had to leave the facility after experiencing seizures “left and right” from brain inflammation, which she said ended up “scaring” many of the doctors.’
Kirstie's being her usual self... an arse.I can see Kirstie’s point that sex with a menstruating woman being seen as messy/dirty/etc is a old trope used against women but I don’t think this was the conversation to bring this up in.
Though I like how she’s doubling down on what she’s said and giving Adil tips on how to tweet
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Honestly, I think Donna Summer as Dumbledore would work.The new 'Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old is 72 years old'
So was Dumbledore secretly Donna Summer all along? Perhaps there's a performance of 'Hot Stuff' in the Hogwarts hall in the Harry Potter deleted scenes.
I think messy also has connotations of dirty/unclean/wrong which could be an issue. But I guess it’s all about how you read it. I certainly don’t think Adil was being insensitive.Are we gone a bit too PC? Isleep with a towel underneath me when i have my period, as it can stain the sheets and even go through and stain the mattress.
I would consider period sex to be messy - am i demeaning myself or just being realistic that sone bodily functions create more washing than others?!
Re reading it, it doesn’t make sense. She doesn’t understand how she got into hospital when Benadryl has an active ingredient that you need to be wary of. Then she mentions this over prescribing business and how it’s the same medicine her friend takes. And then she started having seizures?! Something doesn’t add up.The old ‘accidental prescription drug overdose’ eh? Pull the other one sweetie - it’s got bells on!
And prostitutes.Status Quo did one of their FINAL, FINAL, ABSOLUTELY FINAL ( we REALLY mean it this time ) tours some time in the early nineties IRC. Rossi went off to comb his ponytail and count his waistcoats and the blonde one went off to drive F3 cars or summat. They were both flat broke and gigging again within two years having spunked what they thought was their retirement funds on coke and cars and ex wives and the tax man.
It’s full of arseholes. Might actually be interesting to see how those egos can tolerate each other. I’m thinking Adam Woodyatt and Richard Madeley rubbing each other up the wrong way. And Simon from Corrie might annoy Woodyatt too. I don’t like Adam Woodyatt. For no other reason than he looks like a massive arsehole.I have only heard of 3 people in the new I'm a Celeb lineup. I'm quite proud of this.
Ooh I have something for this, he used to live near me, I and people I know would regularly bump into him and he was always nice and pleasant. He lived in a forest, in a house not the treesOh some weak tea I got today - I was discussing childhood heroes and a colleague met David Bellamy. Said he was great, took a real interest in the plants he was growing, and spent ages chatting. I was more than a little jealous!
Dumbledore singing "I feel love"Honestly, I think Donna Summer as Dumbledore would work.
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