I have an image in my head of British fish and French fish having a barney somewhere in the Channel ...
I have an image in my head of British fish and French fish having a barney somewhere in the Channel ...And when anyone shows cleavage "blah blah puts on an eye-popping display" or "flaunts her ample cleavage". But the fun thing is you can flaunt anything if you work at the Daily Mail "flaunts her toned abs", "flaunts her physique", "flaunts her long tresses"
The list is endless! Don't feel you have to have a degree and great writing skills! Simply bang out the same tired old piece but change a few names around and you are done! Why write an interesting and original article when you can shove every cliche known to man into a few paragraphs and be done with it. Then you have plenty of time to get on with your articles about how we are better than the rest of Europe and the fish in our waters belong to us and are British fish....
Surely the word "flaunt" should be in there somewhere. Women can't just be walking around possessing breasts, legs and a bum they must be "flaunting" them. That way it's their fault the dirty, old men in the Daily Mail newsroom are leering at their pics.This is how your average Daily Mail article goes:
The singer, 33, put on a busty display as she strutted confidently down the road with a cup of coffee in her hand. Her signature strawberry blonde tresses danced in the blistering wind during the outing on Saturday morning. She accentuated her natural beauty with a light pallet of makeup.
I thought you meant Meghan's husband for a minute there.If Harry isn't gay then he's gaybaiting which I'm not sure is right.
My father in law will be all over it, he used to work with Graff (and all the other top jewellers) back in the day. We will never hear the bloody end of it!Has anyone else read about this gang that have released private info on Tom Hanks, David beckham and trump? On to the d*rk web?
pallet????This is how your average Daily Mail article goes:
The singer, 33, put on a busty display as she strutted confidently down the road with a cup of coffee in her hand. Her signature strawberry blonde tresses danced in the blistering wind during the outing on Saturday morning. She accentuated her natural beauty with a light pallet of makeup.
It’s not the DM without a spelling mistake, is it?pallet????
It's there somewhere, you found it twice before darling!
Well he did have a relationship with Nick Grimshaw (a good friend is in music knew his then tour manager). Management won't want him out though as plenty areas of the world where 1D and he solo are popular, and it could loose them money, so beards it is! Heard other tour manager gossip from another friend that was one but mostly weak tea.If Harry isn't gay then he's gaybaiting which I'm not sure is right.
You mean PG Tips, as opposed to Yorkshire tea?WTF lyrics
- Pick any KLF song! 'Down with the crew crew talking 'bout the Mu Mu. Justified Ancient Liberation Zulu. Got to teach and everything you learn will point to the fact that time is eternal.'
- Busted - 'I messed my pants, when we flew over France.'
- Shakira - 'Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don't confuse them with mountains.'
- Europe - 'We're headin' for Venus (Venus) and still we stand tall. 'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yeah.'
- Richard Harris (later Donna Summer) - 'MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark. All the sweet green icing flowing down. Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it. 'Cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no!'
Well he did have a relationship with Nick Grimshaw (a good friend is in music knew his then tour manager). Management won't want him out though as plenty areas of the world where 1D and he solo are popular, and it could loose them money, so beards it is! Heard other tour manager gossip from another friend that was one but mostly weak tea.
<<< Did somebody summon me up?You mean PG Tips, as opposed to Yorkshire tea?
LOL yep! Worst I can remember was Van ' the poisonous Irish dwarf' Morrison.You mean PG Tips, as opposed to Yorkshire tea?
You don't have to use it Boris, I'll do the thinking for you.
Is it obvious I wet myself this time?
dont you go dissin' PG Tips now!!!You mean PG Tips, as opposed to Yorkshire tea?
Its true in skanky price's case; She needs a pallet of Polyfilla every day and a coating of Ronseal's finest fence paint in a lovely orange hueMy father in law will be all over it, he used to work with Graff (and all the other top jewellers) back in the day. We will never hear the bloody end of it!
pallet????
Or you'll be fighting off a load of talking chimps!dont you go dissin' PG Tips now!!!
That song is great.Shakira - 'Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don't confuse them with mountains.'
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