Secret Celeb Gossip #27

[Gym&Tonic]

Brackie is a brilliant name for a dog, as well as FENTON!!! I was surprised to hear there are humans called Fenton (think he was on University Challenge). Maybe I don't mix in posh enough circles.

This clip never gets old

 

[Norbs]

This clip never gets old

Makes me homesick. Used to live just outside of Richmond Park and go for a power walk there every day.

 

[Won’t you have a cup]

haha this is the link: https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/03/no-not-cocaine-iphone-spice-girls-reunion-photo-7284434/

Thanks. I bet the Spice Girls can’t stand each other. If you are proper friends with people you don’t need to post photos of yourselves hugging, captioned ‘so many kisses!’.

Also, they are all pouting for the camera with a bit too much concentration for proper friends. It looks really stilted. Friendship never ends though, eh?

I see that Mel C’s eating disorder from 20 years ago has been in the news again. I wonder what she needs to publicise? Has she got a new record out or something? She certainly moves with the times when it comes to narrative. When she told the story first time around, it was a case of the Spice Girls being competitive undereaters and Sporty having cured herself by going home to her mum to eat healthy home-cooked meals. Now the story has mutated such that the cause was depression, identified and treated by her doctor. Poor old mum isn’t getting any credit this time!

 

[Chatter]

Gethin Jones has got secretly married to somebody unknown.

 

[Ambrosie]

Phil Schofield (aka Zippy) and the This Morning chef Phil Vickers were mentioned further back in the thread as maybe seeing each other. I’ve just been reading the Readly app and in Closer magazine they have separate articles about them both next to each other. I’m probably too darned suspicious but I did think maybe they’re on the same page on purpose in case the likes of me think “this means they are deffo at it”, like the little teaser articles the DM do when they aren’t allowed to say what they really want to

 

[choccydigestive]

I see that Mel C’s eating disorder from 20 years ago has been in the news again. I wonder what she needs to publicise? Has she got a new record out or something? She certainly moves with the times when it comes to narrative. When she told the story first time around, it was a case of the Spice Girls being competitive undereaters and Sporty having cured herself by going home to her mum to eat healthy home-cooked meals. Now the story has mutated such that the cause was depression, identified and treated by her doctor. Poor old mum isn’t getting any credit this time!

That seems a little unfair? As I understand it, an eating disorder remains something that is constantly in the background even when you are doing well against it. I suspect lockdown has triggered a lot of latent conditions in people this year and that may well be the case for her.

 

[Won’t you have a cup]

That seems a little unfair? As I understand it, an eating disorder remains something that is constantly in the background even when you are doing well against it. I suspect lockdown has triggered a lot of latent conditions in people this year and that may well be the case for her.

I’d be more convinced by that explanation if she weren’t releasing a new album on 2 October (I checked).

 

[NH14]

Does anyone remember the contestant that gave the answer "Turkey" to every question? It was something like

A bird that cannot fly - Turkey

A place you go on holiday - Turkey

Something you eat at Christmas- Turkey

can't remember the rest, think it was when "Oh you've won a prize" Max Bygraves hosted it

This was my friends Grandad

 

[Norbs]

Phil Schofield (aka Zippy) and the This Morning chef Phil Vickers were mentioned further back in the thread as maybe seeing each other. I’ve just been reading the Readly app and in Closer magazine they have separate articles about them both next to each other. I’m probably too darned suspicious but I did think maybe they’re on the same page on purpose in case the likes of me think “this means they are deffo at it”, like the little teaser articles the DM do when they aren’t allowed to say what they really want to

Goodness, Steph looks like Fern in that photo.

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Thanks. I bet the Spice Girls can’t stand each other. If you are proper friends with people you don’t need to post photos of yourselves hugging, captioned ‘so many kisses!’.

Also, they are all pouting for the camera with a bit too much concentration for proper friends. It looks really stilted. Friendship never ends though, eh?

Remember they issued the 'friendship never ends' quote when Geri left?

 

[Thegreenbush96]

Thanks. I bet the Spice Girls can’t stand each other. If you are proper friends with people you don’t need to post photos of yourselves hugging, captioned ‘so many kisses!’.

Also, they are all pouting for the camera with a bit too much concentration for proper friends. It looks really stilted. Friendship never ends though, eh?

I see that Mel C’s eating disorder from 20 years ago has been in the news again. I wonder what she needs to publicise? Has she got a new record out or something? She certainly moves with the times when it comes to narrative. When she told the story first time around, it was a case of the Spice Girls being competitive undereaters and Sporty having cured herself by going home to her mum to eat healthy home-cooked meals. Now the story has mutated such that the cause was depression, identified and treated by her doctor. Poor old mum isn’t getting any credit this time!

Maybe she is going in the Jungle as the star casting.

 

[Chatter]

Gethin Jones has got secretly married to somebody unknown.

Quoting myself. False alarm, his idea of a joke....sides are splitting here.

 

[lamaitresse]

Be careful complimenting Jameela Jamil, you may just get her on her soapbox (though, it doesn't take much to start her off)....

She is SO ANNOYING. Story (and her replies) on the Daily Fail and other places.

 

[ElektraWintour]

I liked Olivia Coleman in Fleabag, but she ruined The Crown

I don’t know if I’m outing myself as a saddo haha but back in the day my friend and I were huge fans of Green Wing so we wrote fan letters to the whole cast and most of them wrote back including Olivia. She was so lovely in the letter that she’ll always be a favourite and I quite like I can say I have a hand written letter to me from an Oscar winning actress.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Does anyone have any tea on Jack Monroe?!

Obviously we have 76 pages of her lies and inconsistencies but it would be interesting to know anything from people who may have known her....

 

[Tiredbeyondbelief]

Be careful complimenting Jameela Jamil, you may just get her on her soapbox (though, it doesn't take much to start her off)....View attachment 251382
She is SO ANNOYING. Story (and her replies) on the Daily Fail and other places.

A "thank you" would have been fine

 

[choccydigestive]

I’d be more convinced by that explanation if she weren’t releasing a new album on 2 October (I checked).

Each to their own

 

[lamaitresse]

A "thank you" would have been fine

She reminds me of Mr Logic from Viz comic - if he was a bit more virtue-signal-y.

(Edit: Yep, reference checks out, this DOES sound like Jameela)!

 

[Idontliketogossipbut]

My favourite line on the show:

Les - Name something yellow.

Woman - My cardigan Les. (And it was as well, one of those hand knitted crew neck buttons down the front sort!)

I think it was blue, haha.
Name someone we don’t know existed “Hitler”
Do you remember the bloke who got to the final and said Turkey to everything? Yes! One of my all time favourite t.v moments. The look of shocked contemptuous race on his family’s faces!

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Be careful complimenting Jameela Jamil, you may just get her on her soapbox (though, it doesn't take much to start her off)....View attachment 251382
She is SO ANNOYING. Story (and her replies) on the Daily Fail and other places.

Is this real? Is it a spoof of a virtue signalling woke prick?

I don’t know if I’m outing myself as a saddo haha but back in the day my friend and I were huge fans of Green Wing so we wrote fan letters to the whole cast and most of them wrote back including Olivia. She was so lovely in the letter that she’ll always be a favourite and I quite like I can say I have a hand written letter to me from an Oscar winning actress.

I read David Mitchell’s bio, and he said O.C was lovely, she wouldn’t even join in people’s feeble bitching about others.

Goodness, Steph looks like Fern in that photo.

The plot thickens!
That prat poisonous Phil the “mentor” drives a hard bargain to get a spot on his show doesn’t he?

 

[Norbs]

I think it was blue, haha.
Name someone we don’t know existed “Hitler”
Do you remember the bloke who got to the final and said Turkey to everything? Yes! One of my all time favourite t.v moments. The look of shocked contemptuous race on his family’s faces!

See #51 and #52.