Scousebird Blogs #9 On the 7th day of the xmas, Tories gave to me, a grant from HMRC

[MariellaMac86]

Omg look at this, does this not sum up what a head she is. By the sounds of it this person has gone into the shop, picked up a physical item off the shelf and gone to pay for it and they’ve said oh no sorry you can’t have that because we’ve only got one of them and someone’s just bought it online!!!

can you imagine!!!!!

Look at the passive aggressive response from her!!! Not “Sorry I only stock one item of each thing and I like to advertise it both online and on my shop floor because it’s rare more than one person actually buys this tit”. Or why not refund the online order to give the instore customer a better experience, that’s what would happen anywhere else. Just a head reply of trying to make that person feel stupid for even thinking that the item on sale in the shop should have been available to buy! This is gaslighting. I can’t bare people that twist things in this way!

and the reason I was finding her shop online was coz I wanted to see the duck the sun stuff because I thought surely that twit isn’t monetising peoples emotions over Hilsborough amd keeping the money but hey guess what she is.

She actually bleeping knocks me sick

She even goes as far as to say that by buying the necklace you are supporting the cause!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Omg look at this, does this not sum up what a head she is. By the sounds of it this person has gone into the shop, picked up a physical item off the shelf and gone to pay for it and they’ve said oh no sorry you can’t have that because we’ve only got one of them and someone’s just bought it online!!!

can you imagine!!!!!

Look at the passive aggressive response from her!!! Not “Sorry I only stock one item of each thing and I like to advertise it both online and on my shop floor because it’s rare more than one person actually buys this tit”. Or why not refund the online order to give the instore customer a better experience, that’s what would happen anywhere else. Just a head reply of trying to make that person feel stupid for even thinking that the item on sale in the shop should have been available to buy! This is gaslighting. I can’t bare people that twist things in this way!

and the reason I was finding her shop online was coz I wanted to see the duck the sun stuff because I thought surely that twit isn’t monetising peoples emotions over Hilsborough amd keeping the money but hey guess what she is.

She actually bleeping knocks me sick

She even goes as far as to say that by buying the necklace you are supporting the cause!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

most places would have separate shop and on line stock surely?? So she’s taking dusty cups off the shelves that people have picked up (or she’s been swinging next to) etc to send to someone?

I don’t know who I’m more annoyed at Jeff for being a head and giving that passive aggressive response or Racheal for “always buying stuff”

 

[Babygirlie21]

Omg look at this, does this not sum up what a head she is. By the sounds of it this person has gone into the shop, picked up a physical item off the shelf and gone to pay for it and they’ve said oh no sorry you can’t have that because we’ve only got one of them and someone’s just bought it online!!!

can you imagine!!!!!

Look at the passive aggressive response from her!!! Not “Sorry I only stock one item of each thing and I like to advertise it both online and on my shop floor because it’s rare more than one person actually buys this tit”. Or why not refund the online order to give the instore customer a better experience, that’s what would happen anywhere else. Just a head reply of trying to make that person feel stupid for even thinking that the item on sale in the shop should have been available to buy! This is gaslighting. I can’t bare people that twist things in this way!

and the reason I was finding her shop online was coz I wanted to see the duck the sun stuff because I thought surely that twit isn’t monetising peoples emotions over Hilsborough amd keeping the money but hey guess what she is.

She actually bleeping knocks me sick

She even goes as far as to say that by buying the necklace you are supporting the cause!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, only just found out about the duck the sun caption and I've woke up still seething about it. She's a bleeping tit stain for trying to cash in and seeing as though she used to vote Tory too she's in the past purposefully voted for a party that covered Hillsborough up! If that's not utterly diabolical behaviour I don't know what is. Start giving to the fund witch otherwise take that necklace off the shelves.

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

First time ever that I've managed to get up to date on a thread. Feel weirdly proud.

God she annoys me so much. Face you could slap for hours.

So do we think she has had a special offer on the 'town centre' unit? The Crosby tat shop can't be making that much, so where the jeff is the money coming from to bankroll the new shithole? Even minty side street units cost a wedge to set up.

Paying her rent has never been a priority for Scouse Turd.

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Paying her rent has never been a priority for Scouse Turd.

How can she actually sleep at night?? I honestly thinks she genuinely believes SHE’S doing these places a favour by being there. She’s so deluded! Remember she was in that secret warehouse before the storage unit and that didn’t last long either!

 

[MrsPurchase]

Well this is irony if I’ve ever saw it. #circleofsheow anyone? Get Alanis Morrisette on the blower now!

This thread is absolutely hilarious and the humour is top tier (unlike anything Jeff puts out) but then I see stuff like this and it reminds me why we all ended up here. Can Jeff not see the irony in her liking that tweet? All those years she literally did exactly this and has never once properly apologised. Makes my blood boil

 

[MariellaMac86]

most places would have separate shop and on line stock surely??

Yes, in fact look here’s boots clearly stating that an item is out of stock online. But in Jeff world it is the customer in the wrong for thinking an item in the shop was actually for sale. Idiot.

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

How can she actually sleep at night?? I honestly thinks she genuinely believes SHE’S doing these places a favour by being there. She’s so deluded! Remember she was in that secret warehouse before the storage unit and that didn’t last long either!

Very difficult for me to divulge everything I know without it coming back on me (the BBC is a strict employer), but she goes into these places claiming to bring a huge customer following etc. Negotiates better rates on that basis, then finds/creates faults to dispute payment. She always leaves just before she is pushed. The people she is renting from have mortgages/bills to pay themselves, but that doesn't bother her.

The sad part is, the people she cons don't know how to check if her followers are legit, they just see big numbers on her socials and run with it. It's heartbreaking for them.

This thread is absolutely hilarious and the humour is top tier (unlike anything Jeff puts out) but then I see stuff like this and it reminds me why we all ended up here. Can Jeff not see the irony in her liking that tweet? All those years she literally did exactly this and has never once properly apologised. Makes my blood boil

It's all fun and games until you remember that she's a bully and a con woman. I've comforted crying girls who've been conned by here and seen people's businesses struggle because of her behaviour. I joke about her here but it genuinely saddens me that she continues to get away with it.

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Very difficult for me to divulge everything I know without it coming back on me (the BBC is a strict employer), but she goes into these places claiming to bring a huge customer following etc. Negotiates better rates on that basis, then finds/creates faults to dispute payment. She always leaves just before she is pushed. The people she is renting from have mortgages/bills to pay themselves, but that doesn't bother her.

The sad part is, the people she cons don't know how to check if her followers are legit, they just see big numbers on her socials and run with it. It's heartbreaking for them.



It's all fun and games until you remember that she's a bully and a con woman. I've comforted crying girls who've been conned by here and seen people's businesses struggle because of her behaviour. I joke about her here but it genuinely saddens me that she continues to get away with it.

You’re so right, I’ve said it before but she’d sell her granny for a fiver and all this proves it. She doesn’t care who she tramples on as long as she benefits from it!

 

[Tomi2015]

Very difficult for me to divulge everything I know without it coming back on me (the BBC is a strict employer), but she goes into these places claiming to bring a huge customer following etc. Negotiates better rates on that basis, then finds/creates faults to dispute payment. She always leaves just before she is pushed. The people she is renting from have mortgages/bills to pay themselves, but that doesn't bother her.

The sad part is, the people she cons don't know how to check if her followers are legit, they just see big numbers on her socials and run with it. It's heartbreaking for them.



It's all fun and games until you remember that she's a bully and a con woman. I've comforted crying girls who've been conned by here and seen people's businesses struggle because of her behaviour. I joke about her here but it genuinely saddens me that she continues to get away with it.

It does seem that more and more people are beginning to see her for the narcissistic bleep she is.

 

[justthoughtidcomeon]

Very difficult for me to divulge everything I know without it coming back on me (the BBC is a strict employer), but she goes into these places claiming to bring a huge customer following etc. Negotiates better rates on that basis, then finds/creates faults to dispute payment. She always leaves just before she is pushed. The people she is renting from have mortgages/bills to pay themselves, but that doesn't bother her.

The sad part is, the people she cons don't know how to check if her followers are legit, they just see big numbers on her socials and run with it. It's heartbreaking for them.



It's all fun and games until you remember that she's a bully and a con woman. I've comforted crying girls who've been conned by here and seen people's businesses struggle because of her behaviour. I joke about her here but it genuinely saddens me that she continues to get away with it.

Was it true that she’s had the Crosby shop rent free?!

 

[Babygirlie21]

It's all fun and games until you remember that she's a bully and a con woman. I've comforted crying girls who've been conned by here and seen people's businesses struggle because of her behaviour. I joke about her here but it genuinely saddens me that she continues to get away with it.

Her luck has gotta run out sometime, can't run on this gravy train forever and trample all over people constantly before it all comes crashing down.

Was it true that she’s had the Crosby shop rent free?!

Yeah it was something to do with trying to rejuvenate that row of shops cos they were gonna pull them down or sell them on anyway or something but I could be wrong. Now they're selling them so everyone has to get out.

 

[MrsPurchase]

Anyway, bit of positivity this morning. Here at the DAB Graphic Design Agency we’ve been hard at work designing the logo for our new hq in town. It’s under the overhang of Mount Pleasant car park where homeless people used to sleep until the council erected a fence. Rent is low because there are no walls but we think it’ll be perfect and people will flock to purchase our cutting edge designs!

 

[Asevithankstome]

Latest story; parrot vase? “Wait until you see that”.....I think I can happily wait. It’s gonna be like something out of Vera Duckworth’s living room bar.

 

[Prinnyd1992]

Hiiii dabs! I’m a bit of a lurker here but thought I’d just throw my 2p in today. She’s advertising them beermats and i thought they’d be a good little Christmas present for my fella but I am not buying them off that crank, googled them and the artist is selling them cheaper than she is. Where does she get this audacity from?

 

[Dot_Cotton]

Hiiii dabs! I’m a bit of a lurker here but thought I’d just throw my 2p in today. She’s advertising them beermats and i thought they’d be a good little Christmas present for my fella but I am not buying them off that crank, googled them and the artist is selling them cheaper than she is. Where does she get this audacity from?

£10 on Etsy so you can get for £2 less!

I thought the idea of the coffee shop might fall through but looks like she is still going ahead with it. The cheek of it though, pure up Giuseppe’s arse but will be trying to rob his customers with her superior coffee!

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Just sitting here looking at her shop insta...

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Hiiii dabs! I’m a bit of a lurker here but thought I’d just throw my 2p in today. She’s advertising them beermats and i thought they’d be a good little Christmas present for my fella but I am not buying them off that crank, googled them and the artist is selling them cheaper than she is. Where does she get this audacity from?

I was thinking the same thing, who would wanna buy them from her and line her “socialist” pockets when you can buy for cheaper from the creators themselves on Etsy or from there own Instagram pages. Hi everybody btw, only found here recently but find you all hilarious and glad there’s some like minded people around where she’s concerned

 

[Babygirlie21]

Latest story; parrot vase? “Wait until you see that”.....I think I can happily wait. It’s gonna be like something out of Vera Duckworth’s living room bar.

A Del Boy Special, cushty Jeff, cushty

 

[Tomi2015]

I’m surprised she hasn’t tried to get her moon face into the bottled water industry. Jeff’s scousetart water...bottled at source from the Mersey. Smells like dock road