The coffee shop will probably consist of Jeff with the kettle on
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I find the skull on hers is the scariest fuckin thing I've ever seen. If I started sporting that around the house I'd probably scar me kids for life!! It looks evil.......maybe Jeff had an MRI and then lobbed it on a t-shirt
MRI....at this point she’s just a scally Keith DickOne of those coffee machines you get in Kwik fit with the little brown cups selling tomato soup....it’s got REAL TOMATOES in it!!!!!
What’s with the pure slab of mush for stuffing?
Let’s be honest the “coffee shop” will make the cafe they use on the apprentice look like the savoy
I think the jury is still out in whether it’s stuffing or mushy peas ?!What’s with the pure slab of mush for stuffing?
And who wants to sit in a shop window drinking hot PROPER CHOCOLATE looking out at M&S food hall’s doors? No-one gonna be sitting in coffee shops for months or does the fact that she is classed as an off licence mean she is exempt where Costa and Néro aren’t? Does she have a plaque above her Crosby shop saying she is authorised to sell alcohol off the premises?
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Scousebird Blogs #10 - Steph’s got the kettle on for Scousebird Tea, but the DABs know Giuseppe’s is the place to be.
Scousebird Blogs #10 - Steph’s got the kettle on for Scousebird Tea, but the DABs know Giuseppe’s is the place to be.
What does it mean on her posts when it
That’s a good point actually. Is she suggesting she is getting serving staff in to serve and clean the tables and so on? Or just getting the shop person to do it (don’t know his name). I mean it is a bit of an investment to hire someone when there is zero chance there will actually be any customers.
Is Rob gonna train as a barista? Or will Jeff be serving? Free cackle and a selfie with every alpro soy hot chocolate. The pink chocolate will be sold out by then cos it’s so popular. Remember those pink mice sweets that were around in the 80’s? I can imagine it’s just like a load of them melted in a mug
Roll on Christmas 2025 when she starts doing hot chocolate bombsIs Rob gonna train as a barista? Or will Jeff be serving? Free cackle and a selfie with every alpro soy hot chocolate. The pink chocolate will be sold out by then cos it’s so popular. Remember those pink mice sweets that were around in the 80’s? I can imagine it’s just like a load of them melted in a mug
.Wait til she hears about Frappes!Roll on Christmas 2025 when she starts doing hot chocolate bombs
She’ll invent this new drink come next autumn....pumpkin spice latte....got the inspo off me jumper in’it 
wonder if Jamie carragher will be the guest of honour again
That was really random. Bet he won’t do it again.wonder if Jamie carragher will be the guest of honour again
It may even be our very own Blanche Hunt. She can scope the gaff out and give us the teawonder if Jamie carragher will be the guest of honour again
You know itIt may even be our very own Blanche Hunt. She can scope the gaff out and give us the tea
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It'll be fat Rowe this time. Can imagine he goes to an opening of a bleeping envelope, or in Jeff's case the opening of her legs.wonder if Jamie carragher will be the guest of honour again
Giiiiirl ya need to get yaself some of their rose prosecco while ya there is frickin fiiiiit. Still dry but omg can easily polish off a bottle to meself no danger
we've got 2 bottles chilling for Xmas bit really don't think they'll last that long as I have as much self control as Jeff near a dick 
Also, why the duck did my auto correct want to change giiiirl to Gollum please
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