And now an announcement from STEPH:
"Oh sh*t it is that little irritants birthday this week, that girl Cara my daughter, oh sorry Cora, I see her once a month and when I do after like 5 minutes she does my coke head in so I go to the bedroom, open some wine (although I never drink at home!) and just post about co*k.
Anyhow her dad Paul, really annoys me on instagram because most of his pictures and stories are about his love and affection of this irritant Clara, sorry Cora, I always forget her name, that is probably why she cries and never wants to come to me when I pick her up from school. Also why put stories about been a mum on instagram and photos of the pair of us??!! I prefer posting about co*k, getting drugs and dating apps. The irritant annoys me!
So a quick list for her birthday:
1) 4 foot PINATA with Cora's face on, with a free baseball bat so she can learn self defence by smashing her own face in.
2) An 'I love co*k' candle (as Cora does not know rude words!
3) A dairy milk from my sh*t shop that has expired but if she gets poisoned then that is ok!
4) A free scousebird diary!
Anyhow best go, as I hate men, like really HATE men but I love co*k so much and love posting about it!
Oh I also love the tories and their free gigs and business loans.
Yours truly Steph 'Hairy, stinky, smell, infected me fanny)