Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

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Poor kid. I solemnly declare that I’ll never be like that if and when I’m a mother.
 
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"Ay Nicki, shoudda seen the shop today gerl, diaries and choccy bars flyin off the shelves, gonna celebrate with some cock me, cackle cackle"

"Aah that's great that is Jeff, gerron Ma Cureton and tell her to throw some celebratory sausages on the Yankee, I'll get me drainpipes on now".

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Deceased. Haven't been on here in aaaages and this was exactly why I come here. 10/10 Shirl!!

Diaries, girls, diaries!! Get yer diaries before they’ve flown into the £1 basket next to the mouldy cream eggs!

On Saturday when soooo many people are turning up to the newest freak show shop in town, those diaries will be off the shelves and into their Scouse Bird tote bags so quickly you’ll regret not getting one.

Also, how many pissed up blokes are gonna head to The Most Famous Shutters In Merseyside (in Jeff’s opinion) to piss up against them? The tit design is just target practice.

Zero interactions but on Saturday it’ll be their best seller for hot tubs and paddling pool parties 🦩
Who the duck has got their own pool in Liverpool like??😂 We can't exactly go abroad for the foreseeable Jeff u bad tit
 
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Jeff is gonna have a social media breakdown soon. Just watched that cringy as duck,”please give me free food” outside the Greek place on bold street. It’s proper pathetic how she’s grasping at every opportunity to get stuff for free.

Also, did she duck see someone from Bumble. It’s mad all these things happen to her every single day! So popular even her own kid can’t get time to spend with her
 
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Jeff is gonna have a social media breakdown soon. Just watched that cringy as duck,”please give me free food” outside the Greek place on bold street. It’s proper pathetic how she’s grasping at every opportunity to get stuff for free.

Also, did she duck see someone from Bumble. It’s mad all these things happen to her every single day! So popular even her own kid can’t get time to spend with her
Cock before Cora.
 
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The Greek place is following her now. Doubt that place will last when there’s 3 fab ones nearby, Zorbas which has been there since the 70s and also tried to do a souvlaki thingy on the side about 15 yrs ago then knocked it on the head. The Greek Taverna in Bold St too which is where the Indians used to be and 500 m up the road is Grilla which specialises in meat on the spit.

OMG Bumble, please if anyone has a profile try and look for her! Isn’t it just the same desperadoes as Tinder but the woman has to message the man first? Bet there’s a Corbyn quote or Anne Boleyn anecdote there.
 
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Promoting them fuckin tansies again!🤦🏼‍♀️
Stop trying to make tansies happen!
bleeping hell what dark recess has she had them hidden in? Now she’s found them covered in more dust than a DAB and trying to flog them again. Get in the bleeping bin Jeff you spunkguzzler
 
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That bleeping belt is out again! #wherescora? Same place as all the customers!!

Red lippy sent down from head office! Course you did!
 
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Slightly off the subject but Fat Rowe put a pic up of him and his bird on Twitter and some of his mates jumped on it sayin he's punching and imo he is, only explanations I can come up with is either she's blind with tit in her eyes, or she's latching on cos she thinks he's gonna make it big one day and is gonna wait for the dollar to roll in 🤣
 

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Slightly off the subject but Fat Rowe put a pic up of him and his bird on Twitter and some of his mates jumped on it sayin he's punching and imo he is, only explanations I can come up with is either she's blind with tit in her eyes, or she's latching on cos she thinks he's gonna make it big one day and is gonna wait for the dollar to roll in 🤣
Yeah I saw that one, his face on the pic reminded me of this guy...
 

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“The link is in my story” because I want you to click it and make money but I’m not going to tell you that’s what I’m doing because I’m a fundamentally dishonest person. And even though I proclaim “this is my job” about this influencing bullshit, I will still attempt to by sly when doing it wherever I can”
 
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Slightly off the subject but Fat Rowe put a pic up of him and his bird on Twitter and some of his mates jumped on it sayin he's punching and imo he is, only explanations I can come up with is either she's blind with tit in her eyes, or she's latching on cos she thinks he's gonna make it big one day and is gonna wait for the dollar to roll in 🤣
Just had a nose and agree, he’s proper proper punching. Is he paying her?
 
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