Scousebird Blogs #12 The shop is an offy but no one even buys her coffee

[Sk8rBoi]

does anyone know what the deal is with her family and why she moved out at 16?

They prob kicked her out for getting them a joint piñata of themselves for there wedding anniversary

 

[Babygirlie21]

does anyone know what the deal is with her family and why she moved out at 16?

Deffo think it had somethin to do with her ma. Only ever talks about her dad and wants Ma Cureton to be her second mum she bums her that much.

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Oh yeh she’s defo got mummy issues

 

[Tomi2015]

Is Ma Cureton the cook

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Is Ma Cureton the cook

I can smell the garlic fry light from here

 

[Purplerain]

Just found out a girl I used to go to the football matches with has been murdered by her partner after years of physical and mental abuse
I swear if she makes any more wisecracks about domestic violence I will rip into her like no one has before. I’ll obviously give my identity away but at this stage I honestly don’t give a tit

I'm so sorry

 

[Yerma]

I can’t see any Yankee sausages or salmon!

 

[Purplerain]

She might have got kicked out for cackling

 

[Yerma]

She might have got kicked out for cackling

I’ve just burst out laughing in work at that.

 

[Babygirlie21]

Thread suggestion: Scousebird Blogs #13-
Chatting bollards and shilling tacky bling, misusing childcare while she sits on her ring.

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Thread suggestion: Scousebird Blogs #13-
Chatting bollards and shilling tacky bling, mususing childcare while she sits on her ring.

I didn’t even notice it was that time already

 

[Tomi2015]

Thread suggestion
Gets the Tories to pay her staff whilst she’s eating and drinking in the bath

 

[Yerma]

I didn’t even notice it was that time already

The dog cage took up a couple of pages

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

The dog cage took up a couple of pages

I’m still processing

 

[Yerma]

I’m still processing

Same. Imagine her in ‘I have never’

 

[SpiceWeasel]

Just found out a girl I used to go to the football matches with has been murdered by her partner after years of physical and mental abuse
I swear if she makes any more wisecracks about domestic violence I will rip into her like no one has before. I’ll obviously give my identity away but at this stage I honestly don’t give a tit

So sorry to read this, hope you’re okay xx

 

[contrarymary]

Oh yeh she’s defo got mummy issues

It’s funny isn’t it.. if she did/does have mummy issues you’d think she’d try and do everything to make sure her relationship with her own daughter doesn’t end up the same but nah... history repeats itself I guess

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Whichever teacher on Merseyside is apparently teaching kids about Jeff being an entrepreneur and her business ethics please hand your degree back immediately and have somebody ring ofsted for a full school inspection, thanks.

 

[Notatrollonlyheretolol]

She’s on Amazon, huns

 

[B4M81]

Whichever teacher on Merseyside is apparently teaching kids about Jeff being an entrepreneur and her business ethics please hand your degree back immediately and have somebody ring ofsted for a full school inspection, thanks.

Yeah she’s a great role model