Scousebird Blogs #12 The shop is an offy but no one even buys her coffee

[Beepbeepfiat500]

I’m sure Barbie never gave Ken herpes

Here he is ready for some arse scranning....maybe she learnt the sniper position off action man??!

 

[SpiceWeasel]

Here he is ready for some arse scranning....maybe she learnt the sniper position off action man??!

I have died

 

[12055584]

Dying it proper reminded me of this barbie I had with perfectly curled hair and I was like i KnoW i’Ll wAsH iT aNd BrUsH it, didn’t end well

we’ve all made that mistake and lived to regret it - so funny reading that

Think she’s trying to have a pop at the DAB’s saying her crappy dairy milk bars are flying out.
She couldn’t bleeping lie straight in bed. Turn it in you bleeping absolute toe

Toe

Good god, woman, at least proof read your unfunny tweets

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Wtf is she even on about?

 

[Ab235]

Just wanted to say what the duck is her house. Honestly feel like she's pranking us with the tit wallpapers an styles

 

[Babygirlie21]

Eeeee that hair. I hope someone sparks a bifter near her and it goes up in flames

Omfg, just had this spring to mind fuckin howlin!

 

[SpiceWeasel]

we’ve all made that mistake and lived to regret it - so funny reading that


Toe


Wtf is she even on about?

I know, it was the worst expectation vs reality ever

 

[Babygirlie21]

Dying it proper reminded me of this barbie I had with perfectly curled hair and I was like i KnoW i’Ll wAsH iT aNd BrUsH it, didn’t end well

Did she end up like the Barbie at the end of Toy Story 2, "she's an artist!"

 

[SpiceWeasel]

Did she end up like the Barbie at the end of Toy Story 2, "she's an artist!"

I think she just ended up being relegated to the ‘mad auntie’ of my Barbie family

 

[Babygirlie21]

I think she just ended up being relegated to the ‘mad auntie’ of my Barbie family

Mad auntie with the crazy ass haircut that hoards carrier bags and shouts at pigeons, yep know a few of them

 

[Howdyhi]

What the duck are those pink things

I used to get these out of the Argos catalogue circa 2003. Swear down, honest to god, not even messin.

 

[justthoughtidcomeon]

Here he is ready for some arse scranning....maybe she learnt the sniper position off action man??!

Is that Jeff’s ring?

 

[Scousebird0924]

If I hear her mention them bleeping bollards one more time!! Yes we know your in town your a nob if you think your getting more customers the only people that will go in is the tourists coz they don’t know your riddled!

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Is that Jeff’s ring?

Going in head first

 

[Tomi2015]

Just found out a girl I used to go to the football matches with has been murdered by her partner after years of physical and mental abuse
I swear if she makes any more wisecracks about domestic violence I will rip into her like no one has before. I’ll obviously give my identity away but at this stage I honestly don’t give a tit

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Just found out a girl I used to go to the football matches with has been murdered by her partner after years of physical and mental abuse
I swear if she makes any more wisecracks about domestic violence I will rip into her like no one has before. I’ll obviously give my identity away but at this stage I honestly don’t give a tit

Sorry for you loss and hope you’re ok I wouldn’t blame you in the slightest if you did *big hugs

 

[Ab235]

Can we not add a wiki on here? So can track all this stuff easier like the one on katiehayes?

 

[amysiobhan84]

does anyone know what the deal is with her family and why she moved out at 16?

 

[Babygirlie21]

Just found out a girl I used to go to the football matches with has been murdered by her partner after years of physical and mental abuse
I swear if she makes any more wisecracks about domestic violence I will rip into her like no one has before. I’ll obviously give my identity away but at this stage I honestly don’t give a tit

That is so sad I'm so sorry ya just never know what goes on behind closed doors.
It's diabolical that she did but its also diabolical that her ass lickin sheep were agreeing with her. Just goes to show the absolute lowlives that still follow her cos they think the sun shines out of her ass. It's baffling.

 

[Asevithankstome]

Just found out a girl I used to go to the football matches with has been murdered by her partner after years of physical and mental abuse
I swear if she makes any more wisecracks about domestic violence I will rip into her like no one has before. I’ll obviously give my identity away but at this stage I honestly don’t give a tit

So sorry to hear this x

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

does anyone know what the deal is with her family and why she moved out at 16?

I imagine there’s about 200 different versions in jeffs head depending on what angle she’s pushing that day