Scousebird Blogs #12 The shop is an offy but no one even buys her coffee

[Sk8rBoi]

Yeah she’s a great role model

Right class today is sex education day and first lesson is arse scranning 101.

 

[SpiceWeasel]

DABs sorry if I am very part time/go awol, am due an upgrade next week and it’s like my phone has read the texts from my network saying it’s on it’s way and is on the go slow in protest, it goes red hot and crashes when I come on here, hope it hasn’t inadvertently caught an STD off Jeff by being on here

Typing this from my laptop and feel proper like I’ve been grounded circa 2006 and had to beg my step sister if I can jump on her laptop to go on MSN for 5 mins to update my screen name/message to AM GROUNDED GOT NO PHONE/LAPTOP RING MY HOUSE PHONE 0161 ******* IF YOU WANT ME XOXOX

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I haven’t worn semi lashes since about 2017 (I had them on permanently for about 5 years) not sure about anyone else but I think they’re on there way out, hardly anyone gets them done these days plus with all these lockdowns they’re too high maintenance and look tit after a week or two and need infilling

I personally hate them because they’re so uncomfortable plus I wear glasses and contacts

nothing worse than having to pull them off

she’s so behind the times the bleeping meff

also DABs side note but it’s my birthday this week (won’t say what day ) but I wish we could have a DAB night out to celebrate

Happy birthday for whenever it is/was I hope Chuck sent peonies .

Wtf is that monstrosity

Why’s her Christmas tree got haemorrhoids?

Just found out a girl I used to go to the football matches with has been murdered by her partner after years of physical and mental abuse
I swear if she makes any more wisecracks about domestic violence I will rip into her like no one has before. I’ll obviously give my identity away but at this stage I honestly don’t give a tit

I’m so sorry that’s heartbreaking, sending you love .

 

[Babygirlie21]

Whichever teacher on Merseyside is apparently teaching kids about Jeff being an entrepreneur and her business ethics please hand your degree back immediately and have somebody ring ofsted for a full school inspection, thanks.

Oooh put them claws back in kitty (Jeff), ya might hurt yaself

She’s on Amazon, huns

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Boss edit

DABs sorry if I am very part time/go awol, am due an upgrade next week and it’s like my phone has read the texts from my network saying it’s on it’s way and is on the go slow in protest, it goes red hot and crashes when I come on here, hope it hasn’t inadvertently caught an STD off Jeff by being on here

Typing this from my laptop and feel proper like I’ve been grounded circa 2006 and had to beg my step sister if I can jump on her laptop to go on MSN for 5 mins to update my screen name/message to AM GROUNDED GOT NO PHONE/LAPTOP RING MY HOUSE PHONE 0161 ******* IF YOU WANT ME XOXOX

"GET OFF THE PHONE I WANNA GO ON THE INTERNET!!!" ahh memoriessssss

 

[Dabbyhand]

Just found out a girl I used to go to the football matches with has been murdered by her partner after years of physical and mental abuse
I swear if she makes any more wisecracks about domestic violence I will rip into her like no one has before. I’ll obviously give my identity away but at this stage I honestly don’t give a tit

Hope you're okay xx

She’s on Amazon, huns

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Yeah she's a regular ol Jeffany tunaflaps Bezos. Talks about shopping local yet goes the Greggs for sausage rolls everyday and robs stuff off Amazon and sells it for a higher price. #inspirationrighttherefolks

 

[Asevithankstome]

Anyone noticed how when someone “trolls” her aka expressing an opinion which in the last DM wasn’t offensive, it was a reflection of something she had posted, she is happy to show the IG profile name but in today’s glowing reference about being an entrepreneur (bet Deborah Meaden is sitting up and taking notes), there’s no name?

 

[Yerma]

Why was she fucked off from Ford? Just remembered she was full on rimming them online and then nothing.

 

[justthoughtidcomeon]

Why was she fucked off from Ford? Just remembered she was full on rimming them online and then nothing.

Probably stopped shagging the fella that worked in People’s Speke

 

[Trollinell]

Oh my god just catching up. Can’t cope with the tea on the Corrells. What a fall from grace the lovely Sarah had had. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer woman

 

[Babygirlie21]

Anyone noticed how when someone “trolls” her aka expressing an opinion which in the last DM wasn’t offensive, it was a reflection of something she had posted, she is happy to show the IG profile name but in today’s glowing reference about being an entrepreneur (bet Deborah Meaden is sitting up and taking notes), there’s no name?

Again could be one of her mates writing it, we know she's known for pretending that people blow smoke up her ass and call it pot pourri.

 

[Asevithankstome]

Again could be one of her mates writing it, we know she's known for pretending that people blow smoke up her ass and call it pot pourri.

Pot pourri!! Smelt nice for two days then covered in cobwebs in no time

 

[Yerma]

Said it before - David Brent said that a failing salesman will hire himself a better car. It makes sense that she would pay someone to say that. It everyone thought that, she’d get their messages all the time.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Happy birthday for whenever it is/was I hope Chuck sent peonies .

Thank you so much! He did well, macarons the lot

 

[Tomi2015]

She’s on Amazon, huns

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She’s probably done that her self the silly bint. Kev the crackhead who robs legs of lamb amd blocks of cheese from the Aldi to sell for half the price is a better entrepreneur than her

 

[Yerma]

Oh girls I love Brent so I remember everything

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

It’s nearly new thread time DABs, any suggestions? I’m trying to think of something that rhymes with ‘terrible bleeping mother’ or ‘piñata’

 

[Dabbyhand]

It’s nearly new thread time DABs, any suggestions? I’m trying to think of something that rhymes with ‘terrible bleeping mother’ or ‘piñata’

New thread: Jeff's a star ma, when she's got her own daughter hitting her own piñata (pinata pronounced pin-ya-ta)

 

[Babygirlie21]

Bets on wether Jeff will be isolating this time and if Cora will be with her or her infected da?? Nah, save ya money DABs we all know the answer

 

[Ab235]

Thread suggestion..
Claims to be an advocate of children's mental health, but buys her kid a pinata to smash a picture of herself

Also I've requested a wiki be set up for her so we can keep the recap at the top for anyone and keep adding

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Thread suggestion scousebird blogs #13 Sick of our Jeff with her Dock road breath, doesn’t give a duck about her kids mental health

MORNING DABS

And no tbh jeff I haven’t. Scraping the barrel badly these days just duck offffff

And that tinsel tits is one thirsty desperate twit who would sell her soul to be a big ‘ScOuSe TwItTeR’ account