Scousebird Blogs #12 The shop is an offy but no one even buys her coffee

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Spot on except that from what I can remember Charlotte Pickles was a ā€œsuccessfulā€ business woman??! Canā€™t remember an episode when she robbed other peopleā€™s memes or business ideas or partook in slave labour disguised as an ā€œapprenticeshipā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜¬
 
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Spot on except that from what I can remember Charlotte Pickles was a ā€œsuccessfulā€ business woman??! Canā€™t remember an episode when she robbed other peopleā€™s memes or business ideas or partook in slave labour disguised as an ā€œapprenticeshipā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜¬
She was constantly on her flip phone though and didnā€™t have any time for Angelica! šŸ˜‚
 
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Yessss!!!!!!!! Thatā€™s very true šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Charlotte Pickles embodied my idea of sophistication in her power suit and I would be sat there like yes that is what I am going to be like when I grow up šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ (minus the tit parenting part) šŸ˜‚

Tommy always got on my nerves! Same as woody in toy story....know it all shouty little pricks šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Yes!!! He was my least favourite! Phil and Lilā€™s mum was my favourite character for some reason šŸ˜‚
 
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Omg I loved Phil and lilā€™s ma! She took no titšŸ¤£ aww my little girl used to look like lil when I put little bows in her hair

Iā€™m made up someoneā€™s called her out on Twitter I hope more and more people do, she gets away with bleeping murder
 
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Omg I loved Phil and lilā€™s ma! She took no titšŸ¤£ aww my little girl used to look like lil when I put little bows in her hair

Iā€™m made up someoneā€™s called her out on Twitter I hope more and more people do, she gets away with bleeping murder
She was boss wasnā€™t she šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
 
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Fumin youze are comparing me ma to Steph šŸ˜‚

In all seriousness though, she needs to bin that blue top sheā€™s got on. Her dress sense is atrocious.
 
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ā€œAccent checkā€ I saw that the other day when she tweeted it, really annoying, so many people put on a Scouse accent to try and make it clear that they are from Liverpool but it just sounds embarrassing. I assume sister sister is just speaking in her normal voice and a lot of people from Liverpool donā€™t sound like what everyone thinks is ā€œScouseā€. Not even sure if Iā€™ve made sense but I know what I mean šŸ˜‚ x
 
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ā€œAccent checkā€ I saw that the other day when she tweeted it, really annoying, so many people put on a Scouse accent to try and make it clear that they are from Liverpool but it just sounds embarrassing. I assume sister sister is just speaking in her normal voice and a lot of people from Liverpool donā€™t sound like what everyone thinks is ā€œScouseā€. Not even sure if Iā€™ve made sense but I know what I mean šŸ˜‚ x
Youā€™re always very conscious of what you sound like when itā€™s being heard by people you donā€™t know and can only imagine thatā€™s amplified x100 if youā€™re broadcasting a story to thousands of people. I would literally rather die than record myself speaking so I wouldnā€™t know. But you definitely change your accent to sound how you think people want it to. She is ā€˜Scouseā€™ šŸ™„ Bird so itā€™s her idea of what people want to hear, when Iā€™m working normally I go all over the place and I sometimes consciously but also unconsciously sometimes change how I sound depending on what part of the country Iā€™m in or who Iā€™m speaking to.

Only today I was telling Mr SW a story and all he had to say afterwards was ā€˜god, the longer youā€™re off work the rougher you start to soundā€™ šŸ˜‚ I was like thanks mate! And this is coming from a man who would make Liam Gallagher come across as William Shakespeare šŸ¤£
 
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Youā€™re always very conscious of what you sound like when itā€™s being heard by people you donā€™t know and can only imagine thatā€™s amplified x100 if youā€™re broadcasting a story to thousands of people. I would literally rather die than record myself speaking so I wouldnā€™t know. But you definitely change your accent to sound how you think people want it to. She is ā€˜Scouseā€™ šŸ™„ Bird so itā€™s her idea of what people want to hear, when Iā€™m working normally I go all over the place and I sometimes consciously but also unconsciously sometimes change how I sound depending on what part of the country Iā€™m in or who Iā€™m speaking to.

Only today I was telling Mr SW a story and all he had to say afterwards was ā€˜god, the longer youā€™re off work the rougher you start to soundā€™ šŸ˜‚ I was like thanks mate! And this is coming from a man who would make Liam Gallagher come across as William Shakespeare šŸ¤£
Yeah I know what you mean, I donā€™t sound very Scouse compared to most of my family, even my brother who I grew up in the same house with, but I probably sound even less Scouse when on the phone at work, I donā€™t put it on on purpose but I think itā€™s an automatic thing you just speak more clearly etc. when talking to customers. Just think Jeffs got a cheek questioning someoneā€™s accent when hers is so fuckin fake x
 
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Yeah I know what you mean, I donā€™t sound very Scouse compared to most of my family, even my brother who I grew up in the same house with, but I probably sound even less Scouse when on the phone at work, I donā€™t put it on on purpose but I think itā€™s an automatic thing you just speak more clearly etc. when talking to customers. Just think Jeffs got a cheek questioning someoneā€™s accent when hers is so fuckin fake x
Definitely, sorry I wasnā€™t getting at you I just meant how fake and put on Jeffā€™s accent is! My works office is down south and when I am actually with them they constantly take the piss out of how I speak it does my head in šŸ˜‚ the funny thing is when they try and do an impression it comes out Geordie and Iā€™m like err thatā€™s not how I sound and they just go ā€˜oh itā€™s up north though you all sound the sameā€™ which couldnā€™t be any further from the truth!šŸ˜‚
 
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Definitely, sorry I wasnā€™t getting at you I just meant how fake and put on Jeffā€™s accent is! My works office is down south and when I am actually with them they constantly take the piss out of how I speak it does my head in šŸ˜‚ the funny thing is when they try and do an impression it comes out Geordie and Iā€™m like err thatā€™s not how I sound and they just go ā€˜oh itā€™s up north though you all sound the sameā€™ which couldnā€™t be any further from the truth!šŸ˜‚
Aww no I didnā€™t think you were getting at me at all, wasnā€™t sure if my post came across how it sounded in my head tho šŸ˜‚x
 
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Aww no I didnā€™t think you were getting at me at all, wasnā€™t sure if my post came across how it sounded in my head tho šŸ˜‚x
The eternal issue of written words as opposed to spoken šŸ¤£ thatā€™s good I was like ohhh no please donā€™t think I was starting on you šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ x
 
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Filters on kids is so weird and unnecessary.
The fire one is so bizarre-on the level with the piƱata
 
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Filters on kids is so weird and unnecessary.
The fire one is so bizarre-on the level with the piƱata
I find it really weird when people have framed filtered photos of their kids around their homes, so weird! Bring back 1990s developed Kodak snaps šŸ˜‚
 
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