Rimmel heather or coffee shimmer anyone??!
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She should switch to blue, would really bring out the blue in her eyes....
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Her face looks like she’s just got a blast of her own kipper stench
Imagine going to all that effort with your make up (still looks shite) and not putting a toner on that Simpsons hairWhat is she thinkin with this makeupthe pinkeye is back
She hasn't put make up on for ages, it shows, probably put it on in the dark
Oh I loved the heather shimmer. In the 1990’s which is where it should stayRimmel heather or coffee shimmer anyone??!
Its dead brassy innit, like dry straw hangin out of Worzel's ass. Set it on fire it would go up in 5 seconds flat.
Why has she got such a long head? It looks like a giant candle lightbulb
It reminds me of a lad who was in our year at school and he had the same long shaped head to and our group called him test tube head....we were just the worst 
TEST TUBE HEAD
this thread always cracks me up! everyone comes off as nice and on the same wavelength too...had a look at boss babe shop. don't know why she'd try and copy scousebird branding/name as the stuff is really nice?!
Bet she still uses Body Shop Dewberry perfume.
And those little white musk bath pearls
Gets her posters in Athena too
TEST TUBE HEAD
We were terrible and had names for all the lads based on there head shape, Malcolm meatball head and wotsit head were two of my faves to go with test tube head
The worst is when they have nicknames like this and then you can’t remember there actual name, so you see them as an adult and like erm hiii meatball
The worst is when they have nicknames like this and then you can’t remember there actual name, so you see them as an adult and like erm hiii meatball
so true!!!!
Has anybody else received gifts a la arse scranner?
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I like to think her mentioning ‘getting out of the rental agreement’ in the storage unit was an ode to you Shirl.
Yes, her idea of getting out of it was leaving with arrears and spray painting stripes/tearing random strips of wallpaper off the wall so the young lady taking on the unit after her wouldn't be able to keep it.
Tory behaviour.
bleep behaviour!..... bUT dOnT yOu KnOw wHo I aM!!???!
You can’t get away with tit like that forever! She’ll mess with the wrong person one day
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