Can’t stand this giant trabs trend, they remind me of Matchsticks and Nicks circa 1991
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I just measured myself... I have 31 inch inside legs and 44 inch outside. My belly button is in a weird place and i cant wear jeans or swimming suits ever. But i just wear long length leggings and normal length work pants with elasticated waist
Shes either
A) thick and measuring wrong and probably shares my pain jeanwise.. although i am categorically not a man head!
B) gets all her clothes from Jolly Green Giant or whatever that really tall fellas shop is called
I need to know. Also can someone post one of her posts with nickki in so i can see these legs! Thanks DABs
Shes either
A) thick and measuring wrong and probably shares my pain jeanwise.. although i am categorically not a man head!
B) gets all her clothes from Jolly Green Giant or whatever that really tall fellas shop is called
I need to know. Also can someone post one of her posts with nickki in so i can see these legs! Thanks DABs
Jeff's would be about 88in in that caseIs she continuing to measure her insides up through her vaginaI don't even think I'm 44 inches tall
I just finished making myself a new pair of PJ bottoms for tomorrow night’s big night in
which was the reason for having the tape measure out and I actually had to shorten them which is unheard of for me, I have 33/34 inch legs and no body 
They must have used her as the model for the pattern 
I have 26 inch legs I must be protected from NMH at all costsI just finished making myself a new pair of PJ bottoms for tomorrow night’s big night in
High and Mighty was the tall shop! Used to be on Lord St right?
My mates just rang me fuming she’s just got an email from Scouse Bird Shop (I will have words with her about her subscriptions at a later date) saying happy new tier. I know you can’t be doom & gloom about everything but I can’t help feel it’s a bit bleeping insensitive given it’s literally minutes after the tier announcement.
not to mention the almost a thousand people who have died of it this past day! She needs a kick up the arse pronto, the stupid witch!
Jeff is a proper uncle knob head isn’t she
Well pissed off I’m in Tier 4 now, wondering if Tier 5 will be when they send NMH out to patrol the streets to keep everyone inside cos I think that would actually be effective tbh. Plus it would only take her about 10 steps from peering over to the Scilly Isles to make sure they’re all adhering to the rule of 6 to inspecting all the way up to John O Groats. I might write a letter to Boris.
Tier 4 here too! just waiting to see if my kids are going back to school next week cos if they’re not, I’m off to walk into the seaJeff is a proper uncle knob head isn’t she
Well pissed off I’m in Tier 4 now, wondering if Tier 5 will be when they send NMH out to patrol the streets to keep everyone inside cos I think that would actually be effective tbh. Plus it would only take her about 10 steps from peering over to the Scilly Isles to make sure they’re all adhering to the rule of 6 to inspecting all the way up to John O Groats. I might write a letter to Boris.
I figured you would be seeing as we are both in proximity of the same prestigious shopping outletTier 4 here too! just waiting to see if my kids are going back to school next week cos if they’re not, I’m off to walk into the sea
I would join you but I don’t think I will be able to fit out the door at this rate the return to the gym ain’t happening any time soon. Ah well as long as everyone stays safe that’s the main thing 
Tier 3 for me! Probably for the best I’ve had far too many substantial meals lately.
I feel like if I don’t succeed in doing Dry Jan or losing any weight this January then there genuinely is no hope
don’t know what we’ll do now it has to closeI figured you would be seeing as we are both in proximity of the same prestigious shopping outlet
Maybe we’ll have to visit Jeff cos you know, she’s essential and all that 
Im going the gym as much as I can come Monday although we’ll probs be in tier 4 soon ’m genuinely considering taking up running and I have absolutely no stamina at all 
’m genuinely considering taking up running and I have absolutely no stamina at all I know, where will I get my misshapen biscuits and Next seconds from nowdon’t know what we’ll do now it has to close
argh I’ll shut up, don’t wanna be giving Jeff any ideas Do it! I went from not being able to run for 5 minutes a couple of years ago to running 2 half marathons! I’m gonna have to go running just hate going out in the cold but it’s fine once you get goingIm going the gym as much as I can come Monday although we’ll probs be in tier 4 soon
duck it I’m having a drink tonight, wasn’t going to but we are doing Dry Jan and it’s all just far too depressing
Yeh same me and my mate are the same height but im all legs. Something thats knee length on me is half way down her calfI just finished making myself a new pair of PJ bottoms for tomorrow night’s big night in
Oooo look at you making pjs. Show off. Dabs talents are endless. Im so proud
Thats what i meant
Wonder when Jeff will lower herself to start advertising vibrators like the rest of Scouse Twitter.
There’s an IGTV of her ages ago like “I’ve been sent some sex toys to try but I have a husband HeHeHeHe then a week later she addressed the nation to say the marriage was over.
There’s an IGTV of her ages ago like “I’ve been sent some sex toys to try but I have a husband HeHeHeHe then a week later she addressed the nation to say the marriage was over.
I’m going the gym as soon as I can and I’ll even go out for a run if that’s all I can do. One last night on the Russian standard then it’s back to work and eating cucumber on cracker bread until Easter.
I remember that. Her and jakes ma probably try them as the sausages are cooking on the Yankee candle. The relationship couldn’t get any weirder as it is anyway
Are the gyms in Liverpool still open? I’m lost as to what’s allowed and what isn’tIm going the gym as much as I can come Monday although we’ll probs be in tier 4 soon
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