Scousebird blogs #11 Rent a daughter, rent a mate, Jeff has every narcissistic trait!

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Sosig

SpiceWeasel said:
***DAB public service announcement***

If you fancy some fizz this evening Aldi have their Prosecco which I am partial to anyway on offer for £4.45 a bottle
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I can’t do Prosecco anymore (that almost auto corrected to prostitution) I used to pre drink with it all time the smell of it now just knocks me sick. I’ll be on the buds later in the words of Jeff NoRmALiSe WoMeN dRiNkInG pInTs

I’m having a heavy day at the mill so I’ll be drinking them in the shower at this rate when I finish later.

I’ll move on to a few gins from the bottle Mr S got me for Christmas
 
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SpiceWeasel

I was afraid of drinking Prosecco for years after I got absolutely shit faced off it at my cousin’s wedding and woke up with my dress still on as well as my PJ bottoms, my ex not speaking to me and I didn’t know why

The cheek of Jeff, I can’t be bothered finding the blog but she calls women who drink pints man heads! I was well offended I drink pints when I go out cos VFM. Fuck paying like £4 for 25ml of gin.
 
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Sosig

If I have any form of wine based drink I genuinely teleport between rooms, swear down honest to god not even messin

She can’t call anyone a man head when she has NMH as a sidekick

I reckon Jeff can drink like 20 pints before at least feeling tipsy yano, whereas I only need about 3 before I start crying and making life plans that won’t happen
 
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SpiceWeasel

I reckon Jeff drinks those 2L Stein jugs they have in Germany whilst challenging innocent bystanders to an arm wrestle

Omg you can’t beat making ridiculous plans when you’re pissed though me and mr SW are always moving to Spain and opening a beach bar
 
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Sosig

I am crying Jeff & Nick are defo 2020s answer to Phil & Grant
 
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Babygirlie21

Well, it's safe to say that no-one Jeff knows can make stuffing for shit, it all looks like pea green turds
Who needs bullets when ya can just lash those stuffing balls at someone and kill them stone dead.
 
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Sosig

So happy to finish work can’t wait to dig out my moschino belt and penny lane jumper and pour myself a gin
 
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SpiceWeasel

This one with the webbed hands

I can’t find my all time fav of the contortionist dressed as a sausage does anyone have it???
 
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