She’ll be needing the fire engine to put of the friction from cheap jarmers, not the shit candles
She’ll be needing the fire engine to put of the friction from cheap jarmers, not the shit candlesShe don't wanna roll over too fast when she gets up cos the 'satinesque' material of those (now very snugly fitting) jimjams against the polyester carpet could cause some serious friction burns
That’s what I thought she meant when she said erfing at firstShe don't wanna roll over too fast when she gets up cos the 'satinesque' material of those (now very snugly fitting) jimjams against the polyester carpet could cause some serious friction burns
Well I bought a new oven, I switched it on and everyfing, it still aint cooked me a roast a dinner. I fink I'm gonna ave to send it backHow can a web designer like herself not know that you don’t need an app that comes with the printer to design labels. She is one thick cnut. I see she’s got the RI pjs out of storage
Back in the day we just hid behind the sofa when the provie woman came to the doorRumour has it that if you look out of the window, there's a bailiff's car parked outside
Buttttt…. Did you put it on your wishlist just for measurements 1st, that counts apparentlyWell I bought a new oven, I switched it on and everyfing, it still aint cooked me a roast a dinner. I fink I'm gonna ave to send it back
Is say if your burned that river island (to small ) pyjamas and that horrendous flower dress it would burn longer than the Olympic flame ...She’ll be needing the fire engine to put of the friction from cheap jarmers, not the shit candles
Shes soooo thickShe never does research before her porkies pie lies
I add China to yoghurt, soup,omeletteThe stupid cnut can’t even work out how to work a thermal printer….This is the same strong independent woman that she’s been banging on about isn’t it..
It’s the 1st day of my breakfast today…. Is she pissed.? All of a sudden it’s on a diet, She’s got to eat Chia seeds for 10 days from a bowl…
Scrap that, They’re gonna be much healthier on toast loaded with Lurpack right..?
who the fuck told her to do that..?
she’s off her meds, She’s probably seen MrsBBC doing her breakfast that she always has then thought I can lose 4 stone in 3 days if I do that
I add mine to low fat Greek yoghurt. Tastes really nice. I haven’t had any for a while and I should as I have very bad IBS and my stomach looks like Shazzas at timesI add China to yoghurt, soup,omelette
I think the reality has hit that she’s not fitting in to her proper wardrobe and she’s got to wear Pip the purses clothes 🫣I add mine to low fat Greek yoghurt. Tastes really nice. I haven’t had any for a while and I should as I have very bad IBS and my stomach looks like Shazzas at times. But I exercise daily. Eat a Mac Donald’s once in a blue
Moon. Eat fish or chicken with rice or noodles most evenings. Overnight oats most days with skimmed milk. It’s called eating healthy Shazza. You cannot put that amount of food down your neck and have no weight gain - especially past 50 years of age
Great idea would love to see thatHehehe
Tonight will be the night that you reach the status of V.I.PRI pyjamas gapping there gonzo. You really have piled on the pounds. Did she add them chia seeds to pink gin? She's acting pissed.
Great idea would love to see that
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