Sarah’s Day #65 Sezzy hates Lizzo, can’t run a bizzo, the reno next door has her in a tizzo

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The base looks like a slab of MDF.

Also @peridoe I hate that you made this thread cause everytime I click on it I'm subjected to her giant horse teeth you've picked the best and worst DP
 
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lizzyyy

I remember back in the day where she did tons of handstands and gymnastics stuff. Wonder what happened to that?
 
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notspons

lizzyyy said:
I remember back in the day where she did tons of handstands and gymnastics stuff. Wonder what happened to that?
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She’s too busy running 73 companies and raising her super advanced children to be a weapon in the gym
 
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annieray

notspons said:
She’s too busy running 73 companies and raising her super advanced children to be a weapon in the gym
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She also used to be very much into yoga but went off of it because Pilates got a popularity resurgence; and also some bullshit about yoga being of the devil or something (as if Sarah-sell-your-soul-for-a-sponsorship-Stevenson actually gives a fuck about religious principle).
 
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Lilac Wine

The reason it’s so dry is that it’s overcooked. Probably not enough butter too because fat is bad. It’s pretty clear that her signature cooking style is burnt, overcooked and dry af. It’s probably the only thing she’s consistent with.
 
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Firsttimeposter87

activatedthighgap said:
She looks really “soft”
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You’ve hit the nail on the head there.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with her body.
However for the amount she works out, deprives herself, harps on about health and fitness literally 24/7 she should have SOME muscle definition. She has absolutely none. Zero. Zilch.
If I was going to make an entire living out of my body, I’d at least want my body to look like I’ve go to the gym! At the moment she looks “skinny/fat”

NB: I don’t mean fat. I just mean she looks like someone who has a good body but does absolutely nothing to achieve that body.
 
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peridoe

Within an hour of Sarah posting the picnic picture Kurt shares a story of her and Moo from the Two Palms Media guy. So they're obviously in the city somewhere visiting / having a "meeting" with him. Sometimes I think Kurt deliberately tries to expose her lies
 

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dj_sezbot

Just wanted to make a quick note of some of the comments I’ve seen about Sarah’s body/appearance:


For Sarah to have any noticeable muscle definition she has to eat in a calorie surplus.

(For those who don’t know what a calorie surplus is: it’s literally just eating more calories than what you “burn” throughout the day. For instance: you might burn 1500 calories a day - but you eat 1900 calories - the additional 400 calories you eat is the surplus to your diet.)

The whole point of eating in a surplus is to provide the energy that your body requires to repair itself to build muscle mass. There’s no way around it. You have to eat more food to be able to grow muscle mass.

She looks the way she does because she’s so used to under-eating with her restrictive diet. Sarah would have to include healthy fats and carbohydrates to her diet to make a difference. I don’t see that happening when she has a looong and evident past (undoubtedly current, too) history with her ED.

She also doesn’t exercise with the intention to gain strength or grow muscle mass: I don’t think I’ve ever once seen her (or show that she does) progressively overload when she’s weight training?
 
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android_x

I know it’s been said a million times but I can never get over how unflattering that hairstyle is on her. So much money and time but she just cannot let go enough to wear her hair down or in a looser updo. So disordered.
 
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Firsttimeposter87

peridoe said:
She's been so quiet this week. The photo on her stories is from the same day as that weird would you rather picnic grid post. You're not fooling anyone Sarah.
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The pic she just posted feels like a complete body check. Why else would she post it??
 
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Flexicon

It really disturbs me how often she refers to her baby and toddler as her "besties". It's great to have fun with your kids, and for them to enjoy hanging out with you, but you have to be the parent, too, and this is where she seems utterly clueless.

Your kids need to be socialised and have friends their own age. They shouldn't be responsible for propping up your own obvious lack of friends and social life.

In a few years, neither of her two "besties" will want to spend time with her and her whole self-identity as a cool boy-mum will be shattered.
 
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b-bothered

Maybe he called a meeting with them to ask why is it their content studio keeps creating campaigns that are such major fails eg. Labang advertising lotion in the sun that is not spf or xmas pjs for the whole family (that aren't) or a wine cooler for people who don't drink. They really need to find another line of work
 
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martinabibi

Omg I forgot she advertised the lotion WITH OIL in it on the beach!!! As someone that had melanoma that campaign made me F*CKING ANGRY
 
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annieray

martinabibi said:
Omg I forgot she advertised the lotion WITH OIL in it on the beach!!! As someone that had melanoma that campaign made me F*CKING ANGRY
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And of course, can’t forget her most intensive ‘exercise program’ (ie unqualified, error-ridden pdf) yet, pitched specifically at women with eating disorders and poor relationships with food/exercise.

It’s as though Sarah’s And Kurt’s approach to marketing is: “what would be the dumbest, most backward messaging we could go for here? Let’s do that!”
 
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Spanner14

peridoe said:
She's been so quiet this week. The photo on her stories is from the same day as that weird would you rather picnic grid post. You're not fooling anyone Sarah.
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Sis has had a scandal, she's in hiding

She occasionally pretends to lift weights but she goes through phases.

She definitely doesn't eat enough calories and protein to gain any muscle but I also don't think she eats little enough to be in a significant deficit to allow her to be stick thin so she ends up just looking like an average size small person.
Also if she does binge like she suggests that probably screws her metabolism up
 
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Chiquitica

While reading about her and her team's terrible marketing I thought:

What if the reason she's always doing her campaigns last minute (and not making sense) is just to do the campaign SHE wants and the other company will have to put up with it just for time's sake?

Like "WF can't do anything about me advertising PJs for the whole family because then they would have a campaign at all?"

I hope I'm making sense lol
 
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