Imo these were the noteworthy parts of this incredibly dull vlog: (another point to Beth for winning the better birth story, Sezzy!)
1. Sarah lamenting that she can’t labour at home until she’s 8cm…and she’s worried because she ‘knows the hospital PrOtOcOl when there meconium in the waters’ HA! Let’s not kid ourselves Sarah, we all know you’d never be able to stand the pain at home for any length of time. And yeah, the ‘hospital protocol’ is to do what’s necessary to keep your bleeping child alive, not to placate your ego.
2. Kurt looking utterly detached and like his mind is elsewhere the entire time.
3. Sarah saying “I’m so glad I got the epidural” and Emily responding “So am I! That was a good decision for you”![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
I’m sorry but I cannot take that as anything else but Emily being so thankful that Sarah wasn’t going to put her through another head banging conniption, because she knows she has zero pain tolerance.
4. Fox having zero interest on FaceTime and just wanting his Dad to come home. Sarah’s Mum sounding equally unexcited and even disappointed that she got the epi.
5. Sarah looking like a comb-worshipping Balenciaga monk.
1. Sarah lamenting that she can’t labour at home until she’s 8cm…and she’s worried because she ‘knows the hospital PrOtOcOl when there meconium in the waters’ HA! Let’s not kid ourselves Sarah, we all know you’d never be able to stand the pain at home for any length of time. And yeah, the ‘hospital protocol’ is to do what’s necessary to keep your bleeping child alive, not to placate your ego.
2. Kurt looking utterly detached and like his mind is elsewhere the entire time.
3. Sarah saying “I’m so glad I got the epidural” and Emily responding “So am I! That was a good decision for you”
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
4. Fox having zero interest on FaceTime and just wanting his Dad to come home. Sarah’s Mum sounding equally unexcited and even disappointed that she got the epi.
5. Sarah looking like a comb-worshipping Balenciaga monk.