oh god, she’s starting the curly girl method again..
What's mind boggling is that this is her life. I mean, quite literally, all she does- all day, everyday- is self-care. How vacuous is this existence?
I could not live like this. Wake up and think only about:
what to eat for the day,
how to pose to create the thinnest possible effect,
which workouts to do to get a "booty",
take 10000 selfies admiring the bOdY,
moan about some insignificant
tit,
choose between a filler top-up or nail appointment or getting my hair done,
and then end the day with the
arduous task of deciding which body lotion or serum or hair mask to use.
Phew! No wonder she's always sO bUsY!
Holy
tit she is so
bleeping boring and shallow.