Omg her last stories are epic. She talks to Kurt the same way she speaks to her toddler son, using her slooowww, high-pitched baby voice, to explain that loads of people told her they feel sad because they're alone this Christmas, so he has to give them a love message. Kurt's like, "What do you mean? And check out my gross hair." (I promise I'm not making any of this up.) Then they both share their wisdom and give their brilliant psychological advice to all the sad people. Then Sarah extends her personal invitation to the "like, thousands" of sad people who have just DM'd her in literally a few seconds, and offers to be their source of comfort and strength this Christmas. And finally she apologises for being so out of touch and tone deaf all year, and resolves to try to be better. (Okay, I made that last bit up.)