L1fe0nM@rs
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When my kids were small my husband worked really long hours and often abroad for work trips. Honestly in some ways it was easier when he was away as one less person to think about!
Just spat my coffee everywhere laughing at this!I’ve transcribed it for you:
“I’m glad I got my own way and had a third baby. I told me downtrodden husband that we’d get free things if we did ha ha ha. I was looking for bigger better things but beggars can’t be choosers. This is a battery operated thing that keeps young Kenny entertained - thank god as I really can’t be done with him. He’s so demanding, he just wants to eat and sleep, eat and sleep and eat and sleep and I really wanted a cutesy Instagrammable daughter I could mould into me by making her wear clothes and shoes that make her look like the Honey Monster.
Anyway, I was gifted this six months ago but even though I hate doing my actual job and want the freedom to dedicate myself to hairies, nailies and lashies, I can’t actually be bothered having to do any work - they should just give me the stuff, ha ha ha.
So 25% off if you use the code #content. Walk don’t run guyzzzzz”
It also encourages over eating just so you can get the good stuff. I was raised like this and to this day I will eat beyond being full just so I can get the 'treat'. It's a very hard habit to break!
Was thinking the same?? Why Quiche? And surely by the time they have lunch it's in bits from being bashed about??Wtf is in those lunchboxes![]()
This could be a little bit of content for her if she had a personality - do a video of her pretending to cry last night at the score with the kids playfully laughing at her and her sticking to supporting Scotland however far they get. The kids cheering on England and her singing Flower of Scotland. Something a bit different to the pish she churns out on the dailyI don’t think the kids will be wanting to wear their Scotland kits somehow…..