Sarah This Mama Life #16 Neeps & Tatties for tea, I’m so Scottish look at me!

[Grayson]

Is it just me? But I would have jet washed the patio before painting it?

 

[Pushyplumb]

Maybe someone in Sarah's office has heard her say Pus and Ikaya and thought wow, she must be Dutch. Better get HR to check that one.

Considering she works for the MOD in top secret staple counting projects that so important Sarah manged to get pushed back so that she wouldn't be needed to physically work in the office you would think they would have done a security check and seen her passport before now.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

It makes me cringe inside out and actually die from second hand embarrassment just how much of a big deal she makes out of her own birthday. It’s just toe curling. as an adult, I would never mention that it was my birthday at all, to anyone, ever. It’s just not that big a deal. Close family and a few close friends would remember the day off their own backs and I’d be grateful for a birthday card or a wee happy birthday text or whatever but other than that I wouldn’t expect anyone else to remember or make any mention of it and never in a million years would I mention it myself to anyone and I certainly wouldn’t post about my own birthday on social media - it makes me just recoil when grown adults make a point of publicly showing off things like birthday presents, it’s just so fucking self absorbed and so childish.

 

[tootsie]

Someone’s given her a pony trekking voucher…is she actually 10 years old? Or is there a big pony trekking back story I’ve missed about her being an avid trekker in Holland/the Middle East and riding around on a pony called IKAYAAA?

 

[Mayday1984]

Sarah love - if you can play on your phone and post stories to Insta it ain't a migraine.

 

[Pushyplumb]

The hypocrisy of complaining about school holidays being longer than the average annual leave when this selfish bint doesn't even use her the leave she has with her children. She deliberately went part time and chose to leave her child in nursery full time.

Piss off Sarah. You are not the example of the working mother struggling with balancing work and childcare. Upsets you more when the day job means you miss out on influencer events.

 

[Pushyplumb]

If you have time to research 50 shades of beige, moth resistant carpet you have time to plan what to make for dinner.

 

[Pushyplumb]

Babysitting whilst her own child is in nursery. Can she not see the irony.

 

[Pushyplumb]

Must be killing her that her English daughter, living in England, going to an English school wants to watch the England game tonight or as Sarah calls it 'some football'. She is so unbelievably bitter isn't she!?!

 

[Grayson]

I think she’s one of these people who always has to be a bit different and “special”, sometimes being scottish achieves that, sometimes Holland or the Middle East, just to prove how different and special she is.
Throwing in Dutch words and pronouncing IKEA like the Dutch do, or don’t I’m not sure, having a picture of a camel all SPECIAL and different from all us ordinary people!

as an aside, it really bugs me that she puts a coaster on each corner of her coffee table, WHY?!

You wouldn't understand, but a coaster on each corner is a middle Eastern custom

 

[Rainbow Blossom]

What is with her weird dislike of England? That story about not watching the football... I totally get not liking football, but she’s shown stories of them watching Scotland etc play. Your children are English, your husband is English, all their friends are English. Isla loves football, I’m sure she probably would have loved to watch the game. What is wrong with this woman?

 

[GiggleBee]

So they're both off but Lachlan still gets shoved in nursery

 

[Ruby’s mum]

How is that in any way efficient!?

Nothing she does is efficient. And why do they have to put a ‘cute’ balloon on the door for the teacher to find them? Can’t the teacher read door numbers?

 

[Peachbomb]

Ok Sarah, time to get the mince and tatties, neeps and skirlie on. Crank up Alexa to those bagpipes blasting for a kitchen ceilidh and get your English children to pretend to support Scotland!

 

[Scootinginheels]

“Craving all the fruit, all the time”…..cue me imagining chunks of fresh juicy watermelon, pineapple, kiwi, perhaps some lovely ripe English Strawberries……. LOL cut to Sarah showing a boomerang of half a shitty satsuma and manky looking grapes…ahh she so wants to be InstaGlam but gets it so wrong all the time so cringeworthy!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

What in the name of fuck is this ensemble…?!

it’s all just awful. It all needs to go in a fire.

the hideous clod hoppers on her feet, the old people’s home pensioner dress, the white denim jacket that looks some she’s nicked it from a painters van, her horrible dated too long hair extensions and slick down Amish inspired centre parting….

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

Spiteful Sarah better be making a bit of an effort for the football for the kids

Entirely no stories tonight. Very unusual. What’s the bet the children are in bed. rRob’s in the shed with an old transistor radio clamped to his ear and selfish Sarah is watching Love Island on the sofa with the cats

If England wins, there will be no acknowledgement or a passive aggressive post about their match against Scotland. If they don‘t win, there will be a full on aggressive aggressive post ridiculing them. Isla will return to school on Monday none the wiser that England played in the final.

 

[GPort]

I wonder if she’ll let Rob put them in an England football kit because, you know, those kids are actually English.

 

[Peachbomb]

I hope she does paint the patio, I could do with some entertainment.

I would also like her to please let us know what she DOES like about this house as so far, I haven’t seen anything

 

[BettyCrockerr]

I’ve never in my life heard anyone say anything about having a moth resistant carpet….!!!!! What absolute twaddle she comes out with. She will say anything to try to make herself sound more interesting but she just makes herself sound like a fucking weirdo.