Sarah This Mama Life #11 Unlike Chris Rea, Sarah wont be driving home for Christmas.

[GiggleBee]

Agree I can’t see it either, can’t imagine what they talk about. Sinbad seems to weightlift or be gawping at the tv? Can’t imagine them suffering each other long post navy when they are together all year and handling teenagers!

I reckon theyve got as much romantic chemistry as the inbetweeners sex scene with Will and that girl

 

[tootsie]

Will Sinbad put on his kilt? Will she kit the kids out head to toe in tartan? Has she ordered for waste of money grazing platters and then sob into her prosecco because it is just not the same as being at Mummy and Daddy's

Guaranteed if he wore a kilt it would be too high up and look like a mini skirt. I HATE it when guys can’t wear kilts properly!

 

[Peachbomb]

Dancing to Flower of Scotland that is only for belting out with your fist over your heart! You don’t dance to the national anthem!

And if she is really having Scottish new year she better have her steak pie and Madeira cake and bottle of the old ginger cordial

 

[tootsie]

Dancing to Flower of Scotland that is only for belting out with your fist over your heart! You don’t dance to the national anthem!

And if she is really having Scottish new year she better have her steak pie and Madeira cake and bottle of the old ginger cordial

Can’t wait for our steak pie tomorrow! Gutted we won’t have any first footers tonight It’s just not the same this year.

 

[Peachbomb]

Can’t wait for our steak pie tomorrow! Gutted we won’t have any first footers tonight It’s just not the same this year.

Tattle Hogmanay will be fun
I still miss Chewin the Fat at new year.

 

[Grayson]

I particularly enjoyed when she said "you don't even know the words" to Rob. He doesn't need to, he's not bleeping Scottish Sarah. And while we're on the subject, neither are you 🤦‍. Happy hogmanay

 

[bobs]

Just when I thought she couldn’t cringe me out anymore, along came Hogmanay What the actual duck is she doing?! Sweet Jesus she’s like a walking talking clunky advert for the Scottish stereotype association

 

[Scotblock]

FFS! I totally forgot to look out my best of Jimmy Shand album, my accordion 🪗 and put my best kilt on for my annual Hogmanay dance round the kitchen. I might even go haggis hunting later

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

Bloody hell - you don’t dance to Flower of Scotland. . Try the Blue Bell Polka, Sarah.

I’ve made my steak pie filling for tomorrow. Really hoping I win the top Scot award

 

[Scotblock]

Bloody hell - you don’t dance to Flower of Scotland. . Try the Blue Bell Polka, Sarah.

I’ve made my steak pie filling for tomorrow. Really hoping I win the top Scot award

duck it I may have a wee jig to the Gay Gordon’s later Oh that sounds so fine a steak pie I’ve made stovies.

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

I particularly enjoyed when she said "you don't even know the words" to Rob. He doesn't need to, he's not bleeping Scottish Sarah. And while we're on the subject, neither are you 🤦‍. Happy hogmanay

And shoulder barged him out the way. Tell you what, she could have a fair chance of a place in the Scottish rugby team as a prop forward with those moves. They could sing Flower of Scotland before the game started and she could pas de basque round then all

duck it I may have a wee jig to the Gay Gordon’s later Oh that sounds so fine a steak pie I’ve made stovies.

LOVE a stovie. I’m from the central belt and just can’t make them as well as my friends from Aberdeen. I still love getting an invite to a wedding up there to have them. Had them at our wedding for the buffet at my English husband‘s request. That reminds me - must pop off and taunt him for not knowing the words to Flower of Scotland

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Classic Sarah, posts a picture in which Lachlan looks really cute. Only mentions Isla in the caption. Everyone comments on Lachlan. Edits to add mention of him.

PPPS: You forgot to edit your facebook page with the same, Sarah, Hun

 

[Veronica]

Who I as Scottish her mum or dad!? Or both. Did she say she's only lived there for a couple of years!? "if her dad was in the oil industry did he just settle there for work!?

 

[superxo1]

Bloody hell - you don’t dance to Flower of Scotland. . Try the Blue Bell Polka, Sarah.

I’ve made my steak pie filling for tomorrow. Really hoping I win the top Scot award

I could win the top Scot award am I couldn’t get anymore southern

 

[tootsie]

Who I as Scottish her mum or dad!? Or both. Did she say she's only lived there for a couple of years!? "if her dad was in the oil industry did he just settle there for work!?

I’m pretty sure both her parents are Scottish. There are links with Dornoch and Orkney I’m sure

 

[Veronica]

I’m pretty sure both her parents are Scottish. There are links with Dornoch and Orkney I’m sure

Ahh I see xx

 

[B_ee]

Iv second hand embarrassment for her after watching these stories

 

[Emoji]

Iv second hand embarrassment for her after watching these stories

I think Sarah’s had one too many needs to put the phone down and get to her bed. What a fanny!

 

[Scotblock]

Cheers Sarah you’ve just reminded me what a fud we all looked doing Scottish country dancing at school because you my dear just put the c*** (sorry for using that word) in country Ah, we can always rely on spongebob square Sarah for entertainment Happy Hogmanay ya rocket

 

[Popper]

Oh jeez, Sarah’s pished, can hardly stand, Isla’s changed into clothes she’s more comfortable in as soon as the insta photoshoot is over, the Chinese hasn’t been eaten, Rob the knob is on filming duties and sounding like a big dork and she’s still pretending she’s Scottish. It’s all going downhill - what a shitshow! Please put the camera down now Sarah before you really embarrass yourself