I love these, they crack me up
I love these, they crack me upAfter the absolute revelation that Uncleted was Uncle Ted my head was in a spin.
Then being at a kids birthday that seemed like it was being held in Savannah, Georgia with Miss Karli and Miss Kate and not a housing estate in Blarney, good lord I had to drink some sweet tea and go for a lie down.
Normal service has resumed today so here is a diary entry:
Dear diary,
Sars here. I'm 37 weeks pregnant this week. Well actually I'm 15 but will be 16 at the end of the week so have been rounding up.
I was in hospital there last week cos my hypereismis was playing up and I was just so nauseous. I had a mini puke and sur that was it diary, I told them there now in the hospital I said "You better give me fluids and admit me cos not a hope in hell I will take any advice or drink any water . If I can't eat my 5 a day , as in 5 kgs of spuds I'm a deaths door" So they gave me a drip
Anyway I was out in time for the weekend and I was flat out cleaning out the house. I cleaned out the toy room, the Instagram room, the food room, the water room, the baby making room, the TV room and the room that that stray childLeo Liam LewisLuke sleeps in the odd night. I got rid of 7 bags of clothes. They were all beadifuuuulll and even though I could have sized down in all of them cos I'm 27 months pregnant I need the room
It was Ms Beth McClure Duffy's birthday then there yesterday. We went to Donna's house and I just ate a few bits 2 x family sized pizzas , 28 chicken nuggets, 4 quarter pounders, 36 cocktail sausages, 3 garlic cheese chips , 3 strawberry milkshakes and a diet coke to keep it light. I was shocked when I got home and got sick.
We had the night off from pretending to parent Lewk and even thoughI hate the sight of himlove the bones of him I was so glad he went back to school. Back in hospital there now today for a check up, hoping them keep me so I can have a rest. I am egghausded from being .
Chat soon diary xoxo
I'm cumh you have your dating scan at 12ish weeks and a booking app around that time, done on the phone now ...then your not seen until 20 weeks for risk assessment app and around that time your big scan and that's it again until 34 weeks ...of course this one had herself in a high risk category...gets extra apps after hospital stays etc ...all for free ...if she was really worried about the baby she could pay private scans but fleecing the public system...does she not hear herself going on about the fluids and vitamins..hey sars here's an idea ...drink water , eat well and don't drink Coke before an appointment....I really don't know how the hospital haven't got her some mental health support....and also story about the person stopping her ..never happened...delusional...
it's not its changed the last few weeks!Monday hospital appointments are the high risk clinics in the CUMH. You get seen by different doctors each time and they do a mini scan. Def no scan picture
Like something out of ShamelessThe absolute state of that garden.
How are they not embarrassed?
I think you’ll find it was the bagpipesSure she is probably going to tell us later the baby counted to 10 on the ultrasound while it was playing the piano
Ya it was the same in Limerick, I didn’t get one because mine was 21.. I think it’s bmi over 30 or something.. that’s just one of the factors. If she doesn’t have it she will pretend to have it for sure. Anything for sympathy and likes. Cunt. And yes her garden is a disgraceShe will be down to have the GD test around 28 weeks ..cumh put you in for one based on bmi!! I was highly insulted..my 12 week bmi was slightly over !! Also if you had a previous big baby or else if you have something in your urine ..I forget what !! Either way I never had it but had to be tested 3 times !
I was scanned by my consultant twice to be fair, it’s not a proper scan machine (whatever they’re called lol) so not as clear.Since when do consultants scan pregnant women or is just because she is so special? I thought it was a sonographer did my scans. Shes dying to end up in hospital again before the week is done.
You get seen by a consultant once if you are public just to rule out being high risk, I’d rather be seen by the midwives tbhShe doesn’t have a consultant as a public patient. People who have a consultant are paying for it.
I put on dinner for my partner yesterday and had to go into a different room as the smell was making me sick (not pregnant 52!) How anyone manages with proper hg I don't know and am in administration of you allAnd not to mention heading off this evening to no doubt stuff herself with Chinese!!! HG sufferers would nearly move to the next parish for fear you would smell the food not to mind eat it.....God she brings out so much rage in me with her bullshit.
As for a PT, at least that gave me a belly laugh
I was public and had a consultant, I was high risk due to hypothyroidism.She doesn’t have a consultant as a public patient. People who have a consultant are paying for it.
I am fucking deceasedAfter the absolute revelation that Uncleted was Uncle Ted my head was in a spin.
Then being at a kids birthday that seemed like it was being held in Savannah, Georgia with Miss Karli and Miss Kate and not a housing estate in Blarney, good lord I had to drink some sweet tea and go for a lie down.
Normal service has resumed today so here is a diary entry:
Dear diary,
Sars here. I'm 37 weeks pregnant this week. Well actually I'm 15 but will be 16 at the end of the week so have been rounding up.
I was in hospital there last week cos my hypereismis was playing up and I was just so nauseous. I had a mini puke and sur that was it diary, I told them there now in the hospital I said "You better give me fluids and admit me cos not a hope in hell I will take any advice or drink any water . If I can't eat my 5 a day , as in 5 kgs of spuds I'm a deaths door" So they gave me a drip
Anyway I was out in time for the weekend and I was flat out cleaning out the house. I cleaned out the toy room, the Instagram room, the food room, the water room, the baby making room, the TV room and the room that that stray childLeo Liam LewisLuke sleeps in the odd night. I got rid of 7 bags of clothes. They were all beadifuuuulll and even though I could have sized down in all of them cos I'm 27 months pregnant I need the room
It was Ms Beth McClure Duffy's birthday then there yesterday. We went to Donna's house and I just ate a few bits 2 x family sized pizzas , 28 chicken nuggets, 4 quarter pounders, 36 cocktail sausages, 3 garlic cheese chips , 3 strawberry milkshakes and a diet coke to keep it light. I was shocked when I got home and got sick.
We had the night off from pretending to parent Lewk and even thoughI hate the sight of himlove the bones of him I was so glad he went back to school. Back in hospital there now today for a check up, hoping them keep me so I can have a rest. I am egghausded from being .
Chat soon diary xoxo
My hospital it's mandatory for everyone now,I missed my gd test in 2020 as it was lockdown and I had no one to mind my older child so when I had an antenatal appt they made me do the 1 hour glucose test as first child was over 9lb, doesn't matter what BMI u have they make u do it there,wasn't tested on first pregnancy as was a different hospitalShe will be down to have the GD test around 28 weeks ..cumh put you in for one based on bmi!! I was highly insulted..my 12 week bmi was slightly over !! Also if you had a previous big baby or else if you have something in your urine ..I forget what !! Either way I never had it but had to be tested 3 times !
BravoI am fucking deceased
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