Sarah Burke #62 A verified thick ☑️

[silentlurkersjourneylol]

I put a stock cube in my sauce the recipes always say to 🫣
Am I as bad as Burps

Not for me to say who should put stock cubes in anything , not my business. My point was. It's the slimming world way. That's all she knows as I said it's like a cult. You hear you see you do

 

[GW84]

I just had Pringles ,my cushions are so neglected

Start tomorrow off organising the cushions (circa 1pm) and hopefully you'll be 100% on plan then

 

[Mrs.Doyle22]

Start tomorrow off organising the cushions (circa 1pm) and hopefully you'll be 100% on plan then

I'll have to get organized to organize the cushions,light a candle,close the door,facetime my husband make sure he's thinking ofme 24/7

 

[wineandcrackers]

Is she going to go down the Denise pelo route making a tit out of her kid for content? Lewk doesn’t have the obnoxious, pretentious side that poor Beth has. (I know, she is just a product of her environment and it’s not her fault..) Sarah would have to work very hard to get Lewk to perform like that, he’s just a regular cute little boy.

 

[Irishgirl14]

And don’t forget the jar of carrots

she is one lazy bleep takes max 15min make a veg sauce and all the stock she put in aswel

 

[Fgiw]

Not for me to say who should put stock cubes in anything , not my business. My point was. It's the slimming world way. That's all she knows as I said it's like a cult. You hear you see you do

NO!! You have got this wrong….its MONKEY see MONKEY do

 

[Puffin]

Have you tried 5kg of bodadoes with a cowful of mince cooked in 17 chicken stock cubes, a jar of baby carrots and a sprinkle of cheese?

You have that meal plan slightly off it should be a sprinkle of carrots and a mountain on cheese

 

[Antop2020]

Imagine at Luke’s young age he has dealt with family separation, being used as a pawn in a game. Stepped up daddy before forced. Miscarriage and death and now a sick grandparent.
Sarah some things need to be kept quiet for the sake of kids. You should try it some time

My dad is terminal and they have stopped treatment I'm getting married in the summer and chances are he's not going to be there now. I get up go to work every day. Plaster a smile on my face and my Two kids know no diff only thst granda does feel a bit sick some days so they can't always visit or some days he needs a bit more rest. To look at my social media you wouldnt even know my dad was sick as its our bloody buisness

 

[Taylor17]

She's going overboard about her good kid today. Who has pissed her off now that she playing the lewky card, or is it time he started bringing in an instagram income. There's nothing natural or maternal about her towards him.

 

[sophiasstories]

“She thought he was asleep” so she goes in with a camera recording him and pulling off his blankets, she’s some fuckin liar and dope. Just trying to show off that stupid fuckin teddy. Why’s he even awake at this hour? Easily know that Teet is on night shift, he seems to be the only one in that house giving that child any form of structure.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

My dad is terminal and they have stopped treatment I'm getting married in the summer and chances are he's not going to be there now. I get up go to work every day. Plaster a smile on my face and my Two kids know no diff only thst granda does feel a bit sick some days so they can't always visit or some days he needs a bit more rest. To look at my social media you wouldnt even know my dad was sick as its our bloody buisness

My heart goes out to you, this is so so tit and so hard. There's nothing anyone can say or do to make the crapness any better but sending you loads of love and hugs. Xxx

 

[cycleon]

Not at all you're doing fantastic,drive it on ah no u are doing brilliant,any meals or treats that are keeping u on plan?

Not really, I use a smaller plate and if I want the biscuit with my tea, I'll have it. Before I'd eat a big plate, even if not hungry, cos you know yourself growing up, it was "clean that plate" before I'd crave whatever I'd restricted, then end up bingeing... now that I'm not restricting, I don't crave them, cos I know I can have them when I want. It's worked for a month, that's not to say it'll got its up this month but sure I'll drive it on and see

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

“She thought he was asleep” so she goes in with a camera recording him and pulling off his blankets, she’s some fuckin liar and dope. Just trying to show off that stupid fuckin teddy. Why’s he even awake at this hour? Easily know that Teet is on night shift, he seems to be the only one in that house giving that child any form of structure.

He gave the game away by smirking, she must be fuming he ruined her story about Lewk wanting Cuddles with him at all times

 

[uncleted]

“She thought he was asleep” so she goes in with a camera recording him and pulling off his blankets, she’s some fuckin liar and dope. Just trying to show off that stupid fuckin teddy. Why’s he even awake at this hour? Easily know that Teet is on night shift, he seems to be the only one in that house giving that child any form of structure.

This is just weird, it’s not motherly at all. Who rips the bed clothes off their sleeping child she has an odd sense of humour

 

[Lovelula]

Dear Diary,
What a productive Wednesday its been...
It started off with Majella receving a thank you card from Four Star Pizza because her stepped up daughter in law ate her body weight in cheddar for 2022...nice touch.
I then was feeling wild so I decided to produce my George forman for my annual toasted sandwich ..more smoke came out the back of it than the crematorium in ringaskiddy but how we laughed!
We finished with making Mikey watch a random 2021 youtube video of Luke playing with his toys ...with his stepped up stitches from his last trip to Brian.Lest you forget Mikey.

Tomorrow starts a new day with pits and peaks afresh.

 

[silentlurkersjourneylol]

My dad is terminal and they have stopped treatment I'm getting married in the summer and chances are he's not going to be there now. I get up go to work every day. Plaster a smile on my face and my Two kids know no diff only thst granda does feel a bit sick some days so they can't always visit or some days he needs a bit more rest. To look at my social media you wouldnt even know my dad was sick as its our bloody buisness

So sorry , you have respect for your dad and family. Huge hugs. In my thoughts.

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

My dad is terminal and they have stopped treatment I'm getting married in the summer and chances are he's not going to be there now. I get up go to work every day. Plaster a smile on my face and my Two kids know no diff only thst granda does feel a bit sick some days so they can't always visit or some days he needs a bit more rest. To look at my social media you wouldnt even know my dad was sick as its our bloody buisness

I'm so sorry to read about your Dad, much love to you all xx

 

[lil_sox]

Not really, I use a smaller plate and if I want the biscuit with my tea, I'll have it. Before I'd eat a big plate, even if not hungry, cos you know yourself growing up, it was "clean that plate" before I'd crave whatever I'd restricted, then end up bingeing... now that I'm not restricting, I don't crave them, cos I know I can have them when I want. It's worked for a month, that's not to say it'll got its up this month but sure I'll drive it on and see

Trying something similar myself. When I restrict too much I binge so I’m trying to actually listen to my body for once and know when I’m hungry and know when I don’t need to eat? I’m also walking with the dog twice a day everyday and if I can’t go twice I’ll go once in evening for a longer walk. Scales not moving much but I can see a difference so hopefully I’m losing some body fat.
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My dad is terminal and they have stopped treatment I'm getting married in the summer and chances are he's not going to be there now. I get up go to work every day. Plaster a smile on my face and my Two kids know no diff only thst granda does feel a bit sick some days so they can't always visit or some days he needs a bit more rest. To look at my social media you wouldnt even know my dad was sick as its our bloody buisness

Sorry to read this, must be awful for you all. Hope you all get to make some nice memories before he passes.

 

[fluffycookie]

Dear diary,

It's been a while . Just popping in here to give a quick update. Keet went out on the lash at the weekend to watch Man Utd playing. I, Liam, Leo, Lewk was flat out face timing him cos he missed him and wanted to celebrate the win with him. I said there to Keet, there now when he was on the call, I said I wasn't looking over his shoulder checking out the people in the background to see if there were any savage assess there.

Keet was blotto Sunday night. He was diary , wasn't he? He was So Lewk's tonsillitis made a dramatic return. I couldn't get to South Doc on Sunday evening so I dragged him there first thing Monday morning . I was flat out like a stamp ringing and messaging Keet telling him how worried I was about poor Lewky, that other guy that lives with us,and Keet said to me there now , he said " Sars would you ever piss off and let me be hungover in peace you're gone full on bunny boiler . If you keep this up I'll be legging it out the door with the Saxa" but not in a nasty way

I put up a question box but Tina wouldn't send me in any questions so I had to do all the questions myself so I gave up after 5. I used my favourite word for 2023 "consumed" cos you know I'm so consumed with everything going on in the background that I can't talk about or Tina will murder me but I have been totally filming on the sly cos I don't think any journey should be silent and everything can be milked for attention. 2023 is all about the grief porn xoxo

I decided to give some advice to my followers cos I know they look up to me my favourites are and I always say to those that know me and everyone around me and all the non existent friends I have that
• Everything happens for a reason
• No one size slipper fits all
• When you are fit to blow about something put on your best polyester green blazer and sit in your car and rant
• It's so good to get organised to organise your organising while being organised

Chat soon diary xoxo

Just woke my hubby at 2am from laughing like a hyena at this

 

[Bobs86]

She is soooooo fucked up, there was obvs a conversation before she started recording her topless son in his bed, late on a school night.

“You pretend you’re asleep Lewk and wrap your arm tightly around your brother teddy, and I’ll record you” “Don’t open your eyes now, you have to pretend to be asleep”
“I’ll have loads of support/sympathy then on the gram”

What a warped witch!