Sarah Burke #62 A verified thick ☑️

[Puffin]

Dear diary,

It's been a while . Just popping in here to give a quick update. Keet went out on the lash at the weekend to watch Man Utd playing. I, Liam, Leo, Lewk was flat out face timing him cos he missed him and wanted to celebrate the win with him. I said there to Keet, there now when he was on the call, I said I wasn't looking over his shoulder checking out the people in the background to see if there were any savage assess there.

Keet was blotto Sunday night. He was diary , wasn't he? He was So Lewk's tonsillitis made a dramatic return. I couldn't get to South Doc on Sunday evening so I dragged him there first thing Monday morning . I was flat out like a stamp ringing and messaging Keet telling him how worried I was about poor Lewky, that other guy that lives with us,and Keet said to me there now , he said " Sars would you ever piss off and let me be hungover in peace you're gone full on bunny boiler . If you keep this up I'll be legging it out the door with the Saxa" but not in a nasty way

I put up a question box but Tina wouldn't send me in any questions so I had to do all the questions myself so I gave up after 5. I used my favourite word for 2023 "consumed" cos you know I'm so consumed with everything going on in the background that I can't talk about or Tina will murder me but I have been totally filming on the sly cos I don't think any journey should be silent and everything can be milked for attention. 2023 is all about the grief porn xoxo

I decided to give some advice to my followers cos I know they look up to me my favourites are and I always say to those that know me and everyone around me and all the non existent friends I have that
• Everything happens for a reason
• No one size slipper fits all
• When you are fit to blow about something put on your best polyester green blazer and sit in your car and rant
• It's so good to get organised to organise your organising while being organised

Chat soon diary xoxo

 

[MaryinDonegal.]

Burps goes to the Dylan Oaks suite. The consultant was so blown away by her gesture that he got the HSE to rename it.

 

[I got up at 5am]

In the style of Wagita Christie??

In Sarah’s case it would be Hagita Cystie #90cysts

 

[Leahk91]

ANNOUNCEMENT ** was out in Cumh this morning for my 12 week apt and who was there only BURPS sitting in the corridor waiting just like everyone else

 

[Antop2020]

Imagine at Luke’s young age he has dealt with family separation, being used as a pawn in a game. Stepped up daddy before forced. Miscarriage and death and now a sick grandparent.
Sarah some things need to be kept quiet for the sake of kids. You should try it some time

My dad is terminal and they have stopped treatment I'm getting married in the summer and chances are he's not going to be there now. I get up go to work every day. Plaster a smile on my face and my Two kids know no diff only thst granda does feel a bit sick some days so they can't always visit or some days he needs a bit more rest. To look at my social media you wouldnt even know my dad was sick as its our bloody buisness

 

[GW84]

Omg so the airport worker and savage ass are two different people?? Jesus the plot thickens, and what is Sars like taking back someone who left her for someone else

But tbf she'd run back to Biden in a flash.
Well maybe not run, maybe walk once she's organised.

 

[Julie_83]

Luke and Brian must have doppelgängers that were sat in Dinos last week

 

[KathD]

Thread suggestion : Sarah Burke #64… Slicked back hair, Green blazer, don’t care, white rainbows, I’ll park anywhere !!

 

[silentlurkersjourneylol]

Don’t feel bad saying it. Sometimes life makes no sense. There are great people every day who are facing huge battles and heartache.

Thanks. We buried our baby

Don’t feel bad saying it. Sometimes life makes no sense. There are great people every day who are facing huge battles and heartache.

Thank you. I just feel drained at the thought of her , and her smugness saying she's pregnant. We buried another baby 2 weeks ago. I know that I sound pathetic really and we've been bless with a beautiful daughter but we were told the day I was told our baby was sleeping that things weren't great for my daughter Yet this Muppet can pro create , while drinking , getting Botox , and stuffing her face. Sorry tattlers for bringing the mood down.

 

[Beavana]

Exerfy bringing out new jacket in Collab with Sarah, prob size up for comfort xoxo

 

[RestingB!*chFace]

I just got a flashback there remember wen they were on holidays and she made keet film her walking out of the hotel and she was like Bishop Brennan in the big colourful maxi dress??

 

[Mrs.Doyle22]

Snow white and the 7 dwarves?no Sarah the 7 dwarves are your 7 personalities, grumpy,lazy,slobby,grubby,useless, flabby and liar

 

[instanotfamous]

This may sound insensitive and I don’t mean for it to be but she’s banging on about “Jack” it was a 12/13 week foetus she sent for testing to find out the gender, nobody does that you just move on with your life. I’ve miscarried at the same stage and it crosses my mind sometimes but I never thought at the time oh I’ll sent it for testing to find out what it was etc, I just moved on with my life and didn’t dwell on the past. Didn’t make a shrine, didn’t get key rings or memory boxes or anything else and certainly didn’t bank on to 50k people that it’s nearly my due date it’s she’s really really annoying me with this bullshite.

 

[ahtisyourself]

Why does she always have to make out that people pass remarks on her being so pale? Her skin tone is normal like the rest of us. No one gives a shite you shite in a bucket ya

 

[Beach30]

The first true thing shes said!

 

[Jellybb]

Anyone find it weird that someone sent Nana Beddy an envelope though?

Absolutely head the ball insane behaviour for a stranger to send a stranger from the internets 94 year olds grandmother a birthday card…… sometimes I wish it was still 2005 and none of these fucking over exposed cunts and their families existed outside of there homes. the people sending them things like that need a serious mental health evaluation because it os not normal to send strangers/strangers family ANYTHING in the post. It’s fucking sad and creepy! Get a fucking hobby, have a wank, go for a run…. Very strange behaviour altogether

 

[Beach30]

Buckle up bitches, our Sars has upped her madness level, she's totally unhinged, and you know what, I'm okay with that. I feel like we have a good few days ahead of us. Missed her being on her psychotic journey, this one isn't silent at all.
She's a horrible big backed fucker - but not in a nasty way xoxo

I think you meant Buckle-y up bitches. But those of us that know you know what you meant. One seat buckle-y doesn't fit all and doesn't fit big back, and no car seat fits Luke either apparently cos hes never in one

 

[nannyg]

Oh fuk me.. I hope it’s a girl and she calls her Isla…. Isla Hope, Isla Tears…

 

[wineandcrackers]

she's too lazy to clean the years of crust off her own one!

Are you talking about her va*ina or her air fryer?

 

[Bettybob]

Sarah burke #63 Mothers day around the corner, not for the cheif mourner, it'll be sell sell sell, but she'll never be michelle