Sarah Burke #56 Trying to become a digital creator, while having the looks of a raw potato

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The child has a free pass to Fota for the year and even still i swear he still won’t see the inside of the place
He might if someone else brings him but she certainly won't.

All this MC shit.... Can she not just be thankful for having Luke? Or is she one of those people who turns sad situations into personality traits?
 
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Speaking of prizes remember they were given free gym membership not once have either of them used it
 
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Is she actually flogging a laser machine thar she's been using for a year and a half and she still has to shave???! Surely she knows that the shaving is is what is removing the hair or am I completely missing something???
Right?? Getting laser hair on your tash would have it removed in 6 sessions. Why is she still shaving and using this device a year later? It’s clearly not working!
 
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Her child is sick since being dragged around the pubs of Edinburgh in a thin del boy jacket. He has a temperature and sore ear, so rather than limit him to infecting his whole class, she brings him to Planet too, so he can breathe & touch everything there, and infect countless other children too, always "being kind" our Sarah
 
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Right?? Getting laser hair on your tash would have it removed in 6 sessions. Why is she still shaving and using this device a year later? It’s clearly not working!
Absolutely. 6 session, 1 every 4 weeks. Done.

Child was choking when he was soaking betty on holy water on Friday. She still sent him off to the other side and then off to Keith's mother's, brothers, aunties next door neighbour.
 
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I wonder did she bring a wreath to her grandads grave every other Christmas or is it just now that she has her foetus buried there? (I don’t want to offend anyone, I just struggle to call a 12 week pregnancy a baby)
No she didn’t!! Her Granda passed away about 33/34 years ago so I’d say she wasn’t even born then
 
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Speaking of prizes remember they were given free gym membership not once have either of them used it
ah now there’s a pic on her grid somewhere from when she took a “before” pic in thechangi room mirror
 
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Guys, thank you all so much sending the lovliest messages and everything..people give out about tattle but honestly the love and support on here is so incredible. Thank you from the bottom of my cold, black heart
We're supportive cunts here
 
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Omg my heart is breaking for you, please,please if there anything we can do reach out, as burp said puts things in perspective but she obviously doesn't understand the phrase...how little her troubles are...
 
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Lols at poor Luke winning a fota pass big cunt wouldn't even take him the park. There's more chance of me shagging big keet and getting preggers from his perfect sperm than that poor child getting a free day out
Thanks for taking one for the team
 
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I'm going to call you out anytime you don't say cunt I'm living vicariously through you. Ps my spellchecker recognises cunt....
Sorry that actually was for @jellybbbut anyone can join in..... bad of sweet puke jellies for the winner
 
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The way she says (BUT)

Is she actually flogging a laser machine thar she's been using for a year and a half and she still has to shave???! Surely she knows that the shaving is is what is removing the hair or am I completely missing something???
Do women shave ? I know waxing. I'm in shock

Lols at poor Luke winning a fota pass big cunt wouldn't even take him the park. There's more chance of me shagging big keet and getting preggers from his perfect sperm than that poor child getting a free day out
Now that's what u call a bushtucker trial
 
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Hold on here now one fine second… did I just read a comment that said Sonic made the family pay for their Xmas dinner? (I hope it’s yes for a laugh but also a no for …. well… human decency)
 
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Hold on here now one fine second… did I just read a comment that said Sonic made the family pay for their Xmas dinner? (I hope it’s yes for a laugh but also a no for …. well… human decency)
Yes it came up here last year she charges for the dinner
She got Gifted Xmas Dinner last year it looked like muck
 
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Yes it came up here last year she charges for the dinner
She got Gifted Xmas Dinner last year it looked like muck
Gifted dinner…. And families out there starving. Nah.. stop the world.. I’ve had enough!
 
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