Dr-“what’s wrong this time miss Burke, sorry I mean Sarah as we’re on first name basis”
Burps “we’ll see I ate too many bodadoes and melted cheese then finished it off with a packet of ham then tried to walk up the stairs coz keith wasn’t there to carry me up like the queen of sheeba but as I’m a fat
bleep i got out of breathe and started to mini vomit so then I filled myself full of fizzy lucozade and got sick
”
Dr with eye roll “and what do you think caused this?”
Burps “the ladies on tattle said it’s hyperonemisis” “I really need the carribean tablets”