Sarah Burke #47 Think she lied about IVF/insemination, but be careful or she will have me for defamation

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[MojitoMel]

I'm actually so mad that this yoke is BA for proceive I take those and won't now because of this lying lump of lashes trying to get pregnant after a loss with actual pcos and real cysts but funny they never counted them on my last scan on different meds she never mentioned on here.. I'm so bloody mad I'd MORNING SICKNESS with my last pregnancy not my loss and that's all she had the fu#king attention seeking puke.. I couldn't drink coffee or eat barely anything and never once went to hospital over it cause I'm normal and no yous poor ladies who actually had HG where wayyyy worse off... OK rant over she's a dick the end... ps I'm ex sw consultant to and she's the worst example I'd ever watched... also was a training with her she was so loud and obnoxious I couldn't stand her...

Lying lump of lashes

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Lying lump of lashes, pillows for lips,
HG for attention, 90 missing cysts

 

[NoseyNiamh]

I'm glad to see her appetite is improving ever so slightly

 

[BA4Life]

Hey all! Usually I don’t comment but the last week Iv been so upset after the way she said she had hyperemesis gravidarum.. I had 2 pregnancy where I had this sickness and I spent each day for the bones of 8 months in hospital so sick worse then sick I was dying and I lost so much weight and had so many days where I thought I couldn’t carry on!
Thank god my babies are perfect and I wouldn’t change a thing but this illness has made myself and my husband to stop having children it’s heartbreaking but I would die if I was to have another as advised by doctors. I couldn’t lift my head to feed my child or mind him because I was so I’ll. I spent my pregnancy crying until I was so dehydrated I couldn’t even cry tears! Bald patches, reseeding hairline, on zoferine an anti chemo tablet because the drug she’s on wasn’t strong enough! This is not noting sickness or a few ginger biscuits will cure! This is an illness that causes devastation. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy! She’s making a laugh of having it and I had to unfollow I was so upset. I would love someone to spread awareness about it but she’s making a mockery of it. It’s disgusting to watch!
Sorry for the rant I’m just so annoyed and upset she is a selfish, self obsorbed, stupid bitch!

 

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So many lies in that latest story thought I would clarify some things as not one shoe fits all xxx

‘In September when I was in hospital for a week’… then said ‘well a few days…’.. am you already told us you went in for bleeding, had a scan & were sent home on that same day to return back 10 days. Now it’s a week in hospital???

‘I’m not into material things’ Sarah, 32 who has her name on every tacky item in the house, the house which has a room dedicated to free & knock off shite !

‘There’s a project/color pending with my hair’ isn’t there always? When your face looks like a sow’s anus it doesn’t matter what color your hair is.

‘I’m not as hungry as I usually am’ Sarah, 32, clearly licking the remnants of a 3 course meal out of her teeth

‘I’m not as hungry as I usually am’ Sarah, 32 who eats more than the average rhinoceros

‘I went into the shower & did all my bits’ - most people shower every day so don’t need to record it to notify everyone.

‘You know the way you are when you come out of hospital’. Yea Sarah I do, I have a neurological condition called MS & I do everything to avoid hospitalisation by leading a healthy enough life so that my son will never look back & think he missed out or that Mammy was always looking for attention ….

‘We are going away Friday I’ll top up my tan Thursday’. Sarah, 32 who has no intentions to wash again for 5 days.

‘I have been eating little & often today’. Sarah, 32 who probably ate the equivalent today, of what my 3 person household ate all week

‘My sisters bought me designer bags/sunglasses high end high brand (can a brand be high?!)’ Sarah, 32 who thought that a Zara in Tenerife was upmarket

Side note: your cheap sisters defo did not buy the real designer gear

Does an add for ‘Elite materials’ and calls them
‘elite designer’ 🫣

Enjoy xxx

 

[Lovelula]

I have bells palsy in my face from laughing at her but just in case anyone is looking for a catch up of her stories today here it is...
1.She is back on form after being flat and broken last week (I dont know what actually happened last week as I think she vomited once,if that constitutes as "broken."
2.Dropped Luke and Beth to school after feeding them breakfast ..said she doesn't know how people "cope" with 2 children even though next year she will have 2.
3.Shared some homely content including hanging a parachute her pyjama bottoms on a clothes horse.
4.Shared a food haul from Aldi including a whopper 1kg bucket of soup and enough bread to knock out a baby horse.
5.Hit a wall and had to sit down...even though she was sitting down.
6.Luke is now kissing her funt 3AA magnum.
7.Promoted Emma Mattress like Donald Trump speaking at a rally..."I firmly believe we should invest in our bedrooms because it's where we spend our night time." You don't say Sarah, you great vessel of knowledge.

Good night world xo

 

[u k hun ?]

IVF scam and a family packet of ham
A tragic play by UK Hun

Scene 1

Keet: Sarah you really fucked it up this time girl. Sweet King has dropped you and now I will too. Why did you have to say that about infertile women! We had enough backlash over my tweets.

Sarah: No Keet. We are a unit. You don’t mean that in a bad way. I promise I’ll fix it. I have a plan.

Keet: This better be good or else I’m leaving with the saxa.

Sarah: I’ve been in touch with an IVF clinic and they will do a collab with me. I’ll pretend to have 90 cysts, endometriosis and tertiary infertility. Then we will reach the 50k and the big brands like we always wanted.

Keet: It’s a deal ! But only if I get 90% of the income.

Sarah: Anything you want Keith! Just please don’t leave me. I have nothing without you. I know you don’t love me and aren’t attracted to me, but please stay. Remember how we laughed and laughed! Oh didn’t we?

Keet: No.

Sarah: We did.


To be continued…

 

[Precious85]

She’s an absolute pity ! Oh my god - I’m a midwife , she 100 per cent has not HG how is she even having thoughts about food Planning a weekend away Online shopping !!!! Idiot !!!! And telling Luke so soon ( when she was still bleeding ) WHY WHY SARAH ….. like he’s so young u should have waited - if anything happened & no baby he would be traumatised ….. your an absolute disgrace !!! Have u a brain cell alive at all thinking it was a good idea to tell a very young child when u were still bleeding from haematoma ….now ur in hospital again …. Try and put Luke’s needs before your own for once - ye should be bringing him away with ye too , like you need to spend alone time with him and do fun stuff u & him before baby comes along …..

 

[Jellybb]

Lol
Someone passed her today and told her the whole of cork is rooting for her I am DECEASED

 

[Jellybb]

I actually don’t see anything wrong with her body… it’s normal! However, it is wrong to mislead people by saying you are a size 14/16 when you are not! It is also wrong to try to pass off a perfectly normal chubby tum for a fucking baby bump I wish she would just own her size! People would respect her a hell of a lot more!

 

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A mommy and Lukey night. In our house when I have a cosy night with my son we just call it ‘night time’ because it’s not such a rare event that we have to label it. Poor Luke. Such a strange thing to be saying in front of him about ‘no girls’ at the stag. Does she think the women will be falling over Keith? I’m ok for pink bloated Turkey teeth bigots, thanks though x

 

[Lovelula]

That message is someone having a pure mock!!Stopped in her tracks at Penneys come off it no-one is in awe of Keith when they see him....by the way she is getting all this from Tina...when the girls were young Tina practically had her own bed rented in the Mercy ..constantly in hospital with health drama...that was what Graywalls said here one day...and I have to say....given the absolute tragedy that has unfolded in our small country yesterday...today OF ALL DAYS I would not come on smirking from a hospital bed when mothers in Donegal are in hospitals looking for their dead children.

 

[Puffin]

Dear diary,

I'm on a mini break there now in the CUMH. I got food poisoning from my infamous famous buttermilk chicken recipe but I'm trying to pass it off as hyperventaliating , halitosis, hypocrosisy whatever that fancy word is .

I'm hooked up a drip and on two different medications. I am egggghaustsd and I have vomited twice in 4 days ....I was nearly at death' door, I was wasn't I was. Now I'm asking my followers to send ideas for little snackey snacks that I can have like 2.5kg of baby potatoes, 6 tubs of sandwich fillers, a chicken in a bun, 4 wheels of cheese. I forgot that I'm supposed to not be able to eat but shh diary, Keet is supposed to be on a stag this weekend but we'll see about that

Going to keep it short tonight cos I can see the nurses aren't doing things right so I need to share my medical advice with them

Chat soon xoxo

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

“Stopped in her tracks” no wonder this one has a big head and pure notions about herself.

I'd probably stop in my tracks too if I saw an overgrown ape with ultraviolet teeth skipping through Penneys

 

[Alucia]

She reminds me of a T-rex with her hands waving all around the gaf when she's doing those try on videos.

 

[Blocked]

She is so obsessed with herself.

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Wait a second. She is in hospital with hyperemesis and she is thinking of going away to a hotel and what she will wear going out to dinner? What??
I have 2 friends that were gravely ill with it during their pregnancies and all they could do was try survive the day, not plan nights away and dinners. Something stinks here

 

[LucyLou43]

Also it took me a few hours but I know why this was so familiar to me

 

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Will all the nurses and consultants give her the lovely card in person or post it out to her? Xoxoxox

She's in that hospital, thrilled with herself from getting all of the attention. She is one sad excuse of a woman.

…And the nurses cheered, crying and hugging her goodbye while Keith carries her in his strong freckly arms as she’s escorted to her awaiting newly financed jeep. Fans in the carpark cry out in joy.

All of onslow is out along the pavement with their bunting, awaiting her arrival. Mountains of gifts and freebies await her as she arrives in the door.
When Among the gifts appears a card from Ireland herself!!!
“Sarah you are forgiven for all your c*nty behaviour. We’ve acted SWIFTLY and DISMANTLED ALL your trolls, locking them up where they belong- in the basement of the kilmainham Goal, where they’ll never be able to call you out on your shite again!”
She orders a chicken burger and posts a story with “I get to loveee you” …
Fin

 

[Bulmers]

I was in the hairdressers this morning and was catching up on tattle when I spotted the girl beside me was a fellow tattler!!

 

[xxlimgirlxx]

Did she just upload a video of Luke rubbing and kissing a roll of fat cause sorry Sarah that isn’t a bump