Sarah Burke #41 fitandfab to jabintheflab

[MojitoMel]

I reckon when a Therapie Clab didnt happen, she thought grand we'll pay for one, I'll make loads of content and tag them in all of it, then if we need a few rounds they'll surely want to clab with me. So she was happy to do a video testimonial with all this in mind.

Eh, safe to say thats definitely not on the cards after today.

 

[square_spoon]

The weight talk is slightly harsh, I have PCOS and pile on weight with no explanation sometimes and it can be so frustrating… I wonder is she sick cause she is pregnant? Is that why she’s not drinking or is it from all her injections etc ? Would make sense as to why they made a video of her also when she was only making embryos usually they wait for someone’s testimony when they are already pregnant no? ‍

When your business is shilling a failing weight loss plan to vulnerable people when even you can’t follow it there isn’t language harsh enough to describe it.

 

[Wildone]

Keith the patron saint of old people

 

[square_spoon]

When poor little Lewk is older he’ll be leafing through family photos of all his stepped up dads, aunties, grannies etc. like a passenger manifest from an airline. I know blended families are a thing but why would you shove your kiddo into the extended family of some bloke who is using you for three hots and a cot unless you’re a horrible mother with no regard for stability or consistency? Oh wait….

 

[Limabri]

How many times did she say she was swollen from the injections.
The injections don’t cause swelling all over surely.
God forgive me but why can’t the girl just accept that she’s after pilling on the weight because she’s eating rings around herself.
if it’s not because of the injections it’s because of her “pcos” or medication or her Cyykle or whatever other excuse she can come up with.

 

[skittykitty]

Oh Sarah………..

Per Womens best website an XL is a 35 inch waist which is an 18-20 pet. There is no need to lie ya cratur.

 

[francydoll]

Wow. As we suspected- it’s his sperm is the problem. I would be so embarrassed if I were them. Grand - anyone who is overweight, eats junk, drinks and smokes to excess runs this risk. But once again, it’s the repetitive lies and procrastination- ‘my Keets sperm is BEYOND perfection’. This is the price now of telling bones of 50,000 strangers your full gynaecological history (and a few porkies to boost it)

 

[HawTea2.0]

Her aunt went home today so something must have happened in NY

Kelly went live and got burps disowned by her trailer trash lot I just got VIOLENT seafood poisoning from seafood and even while I’m in a car two hours from home, sweats, cramps, praying I don’t poo myself, I’m still happy with my lot compared to her sad existence & dumpster fire life

 

[Mary Mary]

It amazes me how she can proudly show off how everyone else is doing stuff with Luke and she hasn’t once brought him anywhere all summer but still claims she has him 99% of the time!! I’d be so embarrassed if I was her. Especially when Keith’s mother can see it too and has to bring the poor fella away just so he has something to show for his summer the only time she had him 99% of the time was when she was pregnant with him!!

 

[Graywalls]

I find it very interesting that she keeps referring to the feeling of no control with regards to IVF but I think her whole life has spun out of control and that’s the real issue she’s struggling with. She has lost control of her weight and it’s just piling on, she has lost control over Brian and it’s killing her to see him happy with someone else, she has zero control in her relationship with Keeeet, Zero control over her finances, zero control over ppls opinions on Keeeet, zero control over her own popularity/like ability - everything she does blows up in her face for example the therapie video or the teeth whitening promo this week she didn’t seem to get anyone to buy them and then Julie put up a video and boom it’s sold out in 30 mins, all her relationships with her friends seem to be almost all gone, she’s drifting further and further from her family, she has little to no time with&for Luke, the slimming world era is coming to an end, keeeeets planning his get out clause by purchasing a house without her, ivf is not working and giving her a baby to trap keet and try to annoy Brian(who doesn’t give a fuck in first place) everyone knows she exaggerated/gave false information about her cysts, her cosmetic procedures have ruined her face, she cries bout not getting pregnant whilst doing fuck all with the lovely little boy she already has, her life is going to shite basically and to resolve it all she’s pawning Luke off to half cork, editing her pics, taking to the bed and trying to get sympathy votes this tail spin all happened once she started dating Keet but of course she thinks he’s absolutely perfect

Everything you have said is so true!
Sarah places all of her worth on how she appears to others, the smuggler she appears, then the more insecure she is feeling and is putting on a front. She is a bully, that is what all of the locals say of her and she got away with it for years because her 2 older sisters would back her up, but now she cannot bully Keith, he is as much of a scumbag as her and she is on the receiving end of controlling behaviour.
But to her, she is worth nothing if she is single, and the only way to gain back some control from Keith is to have a baby to use as a weapon, the stepped up dad narrative has not worked the way she wanted it to.
Keith is very good to Luke for appearances, he will lift him up for photos and smile for a video but will not pay a cent towards him or look after him on his own, it is very interesting to see that as the relationship with Tina has deteriorated, how much his own mother has been landed with Luke, that is Keith's doing as he does not look after Luke beyond school pick ups.

 

[wineo20]

Lads Sarah changed the sheets, I repeat Sarah changed the sheets! She even did a reel it’s such a special occasion

 

[Jellybb]

So ok...please don't jump on me for bringing Michelle into this thread. I was in work late yesterday waiting for an engineer to finish fixing something and I was bored so had a look at Michelle Facebook (she's back on). It's really sad as it's very much her son, the new baby and herself and Brian and not one peek or mention or hint at Luke being park of their little family. I'm sorry but if you get with someone with a child in my eyes you take them into your family and make them part of it , especially when you have a could between you and that child is your daughter's sibling. I really did feel for Luke. His own mother couldnt give a shit about him and will palm him off on anyone, his 'step mother ' has made it clear he's not part of the family, his own father couldnt care less it seem and then there's super sperm who is a fairweather father figure for the camera. It's awful. That poor kid.

To be honest I would say the lot of them are a pack of miserable cunts. They are all trash and belong on Jeremy Kyle. Her ex shot his load into a one he was with a wet week and this other gowl (Sarah) is getting ivf done on tick with a bigot that she has heavily alluded that she was cheating on the ex with absolute trash bags! The only person I feel sorry for is that poor beautiful son of hers.

 

[Beavana]

That bag of shit for €58 is ridiculous, barely €9 worth of stuff in it. Should be ashamed of themselves with people so broke these days

 

[brandambassador]

Sorry the family pic is too much. It would be questionable if it was Keith’s mothers birthday but it’s his grandmother, chances are she hasn’t met Sarah or Luke… we all know how lucky we are to have 80/90/100 birthday photo shoots with precious families & never know when they’ll be our last.

 

[I got up at 5am]

One bed doesn’t fit all guys

 

[Booboo68]

There was original not filtered photos sent into a WhatsApp group from someone at the party, totally taking the piss out of her,this particular person had tried hard to keep a straight face when they seen what she was wearing,this person is all nice to her but really thinks she's a dope like a few more of the relations on his side

 

[burp661]

Absolutely over the moon with my new Dylan oaks order, the second bracelet isn’t copper it’s actually rust because I wore it in the shower once, I didn’t realise Dylan Oaks only specialises in jewellery specifically for people that don’t shower But look sure that’s ok I’m ok with that.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Straight on here after Sarah posts the reel of her changing her sheets

And they're gifted... If she didn't get them she would still be festering in remnants of fake tan, saxa and beyond perfect sperm

 

[itsnotmeitsyouok]

When’s the live? Where is it? How much to join? What sweet king jellies go with lies? Which blazer is Sarah wearing? How can I ask a question? So dinner is at 1.50 today in my house and try to talk to me and you will get spuds in your eyes!! Think I’ll open a cocktail from Aldi out if the freezer. Yummmmm

 

[ahtisyourself]

I’ve lost track of how many times she’s said she’s not one to stay in the bed all day, while laying in the bed all day. She should also be a bit more hopeful about her situation. She’s not even had her transfer yet and has one very good embryo.. be a bit more positive and see how things go instead of taking to the bed and moping. Imagine some couples go through this 4 or 5 times with a breadth of failed cycles behind them. Sarah is already sulking and nothing has even happened yet. She doesn’t know she was born