I’d love this! There’s an opportunity for someone to make a few bucks. The Cork huns tour.Seriously, I’m in cork during the week for work so does anyone want to meet me to take me on a tour of the cretin hotspots?I’d like to see super sabbys salon where the “ridey hair” originated.. the Boreen where Sandra, the 40yr old virgin, lost her virginity to the Lord Mayor, the place where supermom drunk drove her car into a wall, twins and me Kip of a house where she watches love island and neglects her kids on the daily, Miriam Mullins fave hotspots to do her bad Irish mammy tiktoks, Shannen Joyces fave places to spend other peoples money and we could round it off by tipping down to onslow gardens for a beeeeeeeeaudiiiiiful burrito bowl with this hairy animal bastard
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Ah stop. They'd ate plate and all in a prison.
Do she even wash herself before she trowels on the make up, we know she doesn't wash the hair. Is she in a caravan?
Ah lads, you have to laugh at burp giving the weight loss advice, don’t you, ah you do 🫣
Sarah and accurate timelines don’t really go hand in hand, so she probably means 5 1/2 lbs since she gained ALL the weightJesus shes down 5 1/2 lbs of what she put on the last 2 weeks..How much did she actually put on
Most peoples weightloss is linear.
So, I’m up 10 pounds from hols, I lost 5, I have 5 left to go etc.
not Sarah.
Leaving cert maths 2024
If Sarah is up 10 pounds from the 3 pound loss the previous week, and the week before that she was up 8 pounds but she maintained the week before, calculate:
1. if she travelled on a silent journey at 120mph how heavy would she weigh and would it be the same as an artic truck?
2. If she put on another ‘1 stone 4 pounds’, but made a homemade chipper burger and had the free wings sauce- would she need a medium or a large?
3. If she spent €12.99 on a fulfill bar and a 4 pack of 0.00% Heineken, what percentage of her would still be an alcoholic bleep?
4. If a beyond perfect sperm was catapulted into an ovary carrying 90 cysts at a rate of ‘how’s yer father’- how many embryoverweights would you freeze?
**answers before 6pm please**
So, I’m up 10 pounds from hols, I lost 5, I have 5 left to go etc.
not Sarah.
Leaving cert maths 2024
If Sarah is up 10 pounds from the 3 pound loss the previous week, and the week before that she was up 8 pounds but she maintained the week before, calculate:
1. if she travelled on a silent journey at 120mph how heavy would she weigh and would it be the same as an artic truck?
2. If she put on another ‘1 stone 4 pounds’, but made a homemade chipper burger and had the free wings sauce- would she need a medium or a large?
3. If she spent €12.99 on a fulfill bar and a 4 pack of 0.00% Heineken, what percentage of her would still be an alcoholic bleep?
4. If a beyond perfect sperm was catapulted into an ovary carrying 90 cysts at a rate of ‘how’s yer father’- how many embryoverweights would you freeze?
**answers before 6pm please**
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The cosiest $6 ever......who ever knew dollar's were cosy, not me
The duck me eyes when she’s ‘modeling’ her outfit 
allergic
allergic
Her hair is honestly disgusting 
how are her “circle” allowing her to go out with a head like a busted mattress? She’s wearing the Tommy Hilfiger hoodie as a dress but she’s wearing shorts which a re visible underneath… so she is actually not wearing the top as a dress, she is wearing it as a bleeping top 
absolute verbal diarrhoea from her as per usual. It really is true.. empty vessels make the most noise
how are her “circle” allowing her to go out with a head like a busted mattress? She’s wearing the Tommy Hilfiger hoodie as a dress but she’s wearing shorts which a re visible underneath… so she is actually not wearing the top as a dress, she is wearing it as a bleeping top absolute verbal diarrhoea from her as per usual. It really is true.. empty vessels make the most noise 
Busted mattressHer hair is honestly disgusting
I’m deadUnfortunately that is what her cheap extensions resembleBusted mattress
The only speed she had was getting in to her mouth
Cheese and onion taytos make me want to puke my ring up 
I nearly smell the cunts through the screen
I nearly smell the cunts through the screen
Puke my ring up bleeping deadCheese and onion taytos make me want to puke my ring up
Ah lads. Isn’t that the cutest. Lukeys first ham roll. That coy ‘big boy’ look - you know the one you share with your stepped up Dad when you’re trying to be a mini ham head - smaller version of old hog mug. Is she trolling us ladies?????
Just spat my syns out reading thisThe only speed she had was getting in to her mouth
They were stuck in my teeth so now I’ve nothing to pick later
🫠🫠She could actually eat herself shes so septic.Her hair is honestly disgusting
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