She should get a wind machine. Like Beyonce has on stage. Show off her lovely new extensions no end.That video of her doing her hair, she’s like a cross between a bloody swamp creature and gypsy rose leeshes beeeeudeefull, teeeets one lucky man
Sarah Burke #111 Renew me this renew me that, I moved to the south side to a little granny flat.
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I’ll send you the eir code there nowDo you need me to drop some out to you?
can I pay you with 2x 5 off 15 vouchers 
She eats like a 60 year old plumber called Maurice. I'm starting to rethink, maybe Tina and Kairan did kick her out. The state and stench of the toilet after her alone would drive anyone over the edge
No prob hun xx itz on me, couldnt have u go w.out. actually just set up a paypal xxI’ll send you the eir code there now
Shea dressed like a Scottish bar of chocolate no surprise thereLads going through the old threads and searching by most likes brings up some gems. Case and point below
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Quiche I forgot that oneYou found it before me it was taking me ages cause i go between calling him Keet, teet, tweety bird and obviously quiche too
Why did she have to stuff the crust with cheese like
this is how she lost all the weight on SW …she limited her “healthy a” (dairy allowance) to one serving per day. We’re now looking at her with what.. 296IVXI servings a day. It’s like an addictionThe kitchen counter must be the new Instagram room 
60 year old plumber called Maurice. duck sake
She probably blocked up Sonic and Keyring's entire sewage system. Left behind a fatberg the size of Mitchelstown*
*My pathetic attempt at a cheese reference
All she has to do is look at a dish and she can recreate it Alright there Gordon Burpsey. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there’s a serious WANT in our Sayyrrahhh
Alright there Gordon Burpsey. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there’s a serious WANT in our Sayyrrahhh
Omggggg. The fatberg60 year old plumber called Maurice. duck sake
She probably blocked up Sonic and Keyring's entire sewage system. Left behind a fatberg the size of Mitchelstown*
*My pathetic attempt at a cheese reference
Was just going to say she's probably keeping the poor woman on life support so she has a roof over her headSounds like heavy breathing going on in the background, or someone on a nebuliser or something. Maybe the granny or whoever has let them move in is back and they have to live with her now
Edit to say I don't know why the text went slanted half way through
Step aside Gordon Ramsey, the beast is back 
Wasn't 296IVXI the tattoo quiche gotWhy did she have to stuff the crust with cheese like
And which personality do we have the pleasure of this evening? 1,2 or 3? Would you like to pop on the side thread for a chat? Or are you too shy lately?
Why does it sound like Darth Vadar is in her fecking living room 
So no antibiotics for burps, just inhalers = viral. Did ya tell your doctor you vape, ya ape
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So no antibiotics for burps, just inhalers = viral. Did ya tell your doctor you vape, ya ape
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Are you actually @Crones884 2nd accountI just clicked into a few random threads and hit most liked and there it was
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She's like a giant candy caneLads going through the old threads and searching by most likes brings up some gems. Case and point below
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Now I know why we are at 4 pages alreadyFfs I took a xanax to have an early night..
God dammit
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That’s probably what it’s like for teeeet sleeping next to her at night, his very own wind machine from all the pizzas and cans of monster she gorges on
Maurice was very specific alright60 year old plumber called Maurice. duck sake
She probably blocked up Sonic and Keyring's entire sewage system. Left behind a fatberg the size of Mitchelstown*
*My pathetic attempt at a cheese reference
I know I’m sick with a chest infection over a week now and didn’t eat for 4 days cause I wasn’t in the humour. She’s no more sick than the man on the moon. There’s something about her that just gets under my skinIt's mad isn't it , her eating is un-human at this stage. I don't know about ye ladies but if I have a chest infection the last thing I feel like doing is cooking and then eating that amount of fatty food.
I wanna hit her with her meticulous dented suv and match the other sideThrow a fatberg at herI know I’m sick with a chest infection over a week now and didn’t eat for 4 days cause I wasn’t in the humour. She’s no more sick than the man on the moon. There’s something about her that just gets under my skin
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